a conversation that just took place in my house

[seXieleXie]

Mom: Lexie, go buy me a bottle of wine.

Me: I'm not old enough.

Mom: You don't have a fake ID yet?

Me: No.

Mom: Pffft. No wonder you don't have any friends at college. <pause> Just wear that purple tank top, it'll be fine.

Me: ...



so, wish me luck. or something.

 

[perks]

lexicon,

Don't do it.

 

[erosman]

LMAO

 

[nasty]

Don't get yourself in trouble , Lexie. If Mom wants wine that bad, have her get it her damned self.

 

[RastaPope]

Awesome. My buddy and I were buying his dad booze and cigarettes when we were 15...No one carded us.


Yet these days, I get carded for the fuckin' movies.

 

[nzwookie]

The legal drinking age in NZ is 18..........So guess how many pissed 14+ year olds there are around here....

Whats the legal limits over there ????

 

[max_dylen]

Mom: Just wear that purple tank top, it'll be fine.



[/B]

so , did it work , did u get the wine?

 

[Wiggles]

Make Mom go with you. This could be one of those bonding experiences.

Or, just charge her fifteen bucks for delivery.

 

[Weird Harold]

Or, just charge her fifteen bucks for delivery.

That's not enough. Lexie's got to charge enough to cover bail and fines as well as gas.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Make Mom go with you. This could be one of those bonding experiences.

Or, just charge her fifteen bucks for delivery.

I always used to charge delivery fees when getting smokes for someone.

Go with that

 

[patient1]

Legal drinking age is 21 in most states.

 

[seXieleXie]

well, even with my boobies (partially) exposed i didn't get the wine. the good news is that when i got home she had "fallen asleep" and tomorrow she won't remember giving me the $10.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Cool beans, Lex. Too bad your mom puts you in that sort of position though.

 

[dreamer]

I'd laugh but it's really not funny.

(hugs)

Some parents just suck huh? Hang in there and you'll end up better for it.

 

[Azwed]

My mom always wants me to go get her Cigs when I am home because she does not feel like going out.

I always refuse saying I am not going to suppor her cancer habit. I mean she has already had breast cancer once.

 

[Shaq]

Waita minute....your mom wiped your butt when you were a baby and you can't buy her wine now!? Where's the gratitude...


On a side note...I was buying/renting porn ever since 14...and I never got carded not once....I slipped through the cracks and would have been lost if not for the boys and girls club....

 

[Roy Batty]

In my opinion, parent is sometimes spelt h-y-p-o-c-r-i-t-e-.

 

[alexandraaah]

 

[seXieleXie]

Waita minute....your mom wiped your butt when you were a baby and you can't buy her wine now!? Where's the gratitude...

i fail to see the connection between a mother taking care of the infant she decided to bring into the world and a mother asking her 19 year old girl to wear a slutty top in order to procure alcohol she was too drunk to go out and obtain herself.

maybe you could enlighten me?

 

[Azwed]

i fail to see the connection between a mother taking care of the infant she decided to bring into the world and a mother asking her 19 year old girl to wear a slutty top in order to procure alcohol she was too drunk to go out and obtain herself.

maybe you could enlighten me?

Yeah but I am sure you made several guys nights with the slutty top you little vixen you.

 

[Laurel]

I'm 16, and friends with this crazy girl named Lisa. We told our parents we were taking the bus to the mall, but actually ended up two cities over at this grocery store. She'd bummed $20 (she was a total psycho), and decided we were going to buy beer. Both of us were 16, so we set about trying to find some guy to buy it for us. No one would do it. Lisa sees this indigent guy with a shopping cart and gets an idea. She tells him she'll give him $5 to buy us beer. He agrees.

So the scene is such...two scruffy teen girls with this homeless man in tow wandering the liquor aisles. Now, this man was quite a few cards short of a full deck. He had an aroma that eclipsed all other smells. People were staring at us dumbfounded. Lisa gets a 12-pack of Miller (blech) and puts it in his hands. He DROPS the box. Cans crack - beer spews everywhere. Employees run from all directions to clean it up. Lisa says loudly, "Come on, DAD, don't be such a butterfingers!" I'm convinced were about to get busted. I'm frozen to the ground. Lisa picks up another 12-pack, puts it in the homeless dude's arms, and guides him past the employees on their knees cleaning beer off the floor. The checkers eye us suspiciously, but take the money from the guy's shaking hands. We make it outside. I haven't been back to that grocery store.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You're 16? I don't think you're allowed to be partaking in this particular site.

 

[Laurel]

That was what is known in the movie biz as a flashback. I know that usually they're in soft focus, but I'm on a limited budget.

 

[Shaq]

i fail to see the connection between a mother taking care of the infant she decided to bring into the world and a mother asking her 19 year old girl to wear a slutty top in order to procure alcohol she was too drunk to go out and obtain herself.

maybe you could enlighten me?

Happily my dear....

Mother brings infant into the world...takes care of infant well enough that she finds something wrong with her mother asking her to purchase alcohol for her....Shaq provides sentences meant to make 19 year old daughter smile....

 

[Private Vasquez]

riiiight...

You can't fool me, I'm on to you.