A Confession Thread

[Trombonus]

Ok, so I was recently reminded of an aspect of my past that I'm not particularly fond of...

I was a prude.

Yes me.

Hard to imagine huh.

I'm just thankful for a good friend who sat a couple seats across from me and made certain gestures to me during band. Without him I'd never have gotten desensitized to this sort of thing.

Phew, that felt good.

Anyone else want to confess?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Apparently not. Okay, when I was a teenager I used to pretend to be grossed out by sex scenes in movies because that's how I thought I "should" act when watching a movie with my mom.

 

[showdolly]

I didn't know there was more to the whole "sex scene" than dick-in-hole before I saw the movie Rob Roy. In that movie, one of the men corners a woman in a doorway, and reaches beneath her skirts. It's obvious to a 14yo whta he's doing, even if she'd never thought of that as a possibility. (And yes, I was watching this with my mother. I asked, "Is he...?" And she said, "Well, DUH!" and looked at me like I was ignorant. I very much was ignorant.)

And so, my fascination with "anything but" began.

 

[Trombonus]

When I was a kid I used to pretend I was a ninja turtle.

Oh who am I kidding, I STILL do that.

 

[impressive]

When I was a kid I used to pretend I was a ninja turtle.

Oh who am I kidding, I STILL do that.

I used to whip off the top of the posts to my canopy bed and use them as microphones -- singing along with Kiss. (I was Paul Stanley.)

 

[Trombonus]

I used to whip off the top of the posts to my canopy bed and use them as microphones -- singing along with Kiss. (I was Paul Stanley.)

I had these Transformer Pajamas that were of Soundwave, and I'd wear them all day talking in a monotone voice like he did on the show. I don't fit in them anymore.

 

[MagicaPractica]

We used to make the barbie dolls have sex with my brothers GI Joe action figures. They just looked so *shiver* rugged.

 

[EmeraldKitten]

When I was little, I used to play house.. with myself mind you, lol. We lived in the country, and that equaled no neighboors.
My favorite was to play with my baby dolls. So I'd usually cart one or two around, and have a pillow up my shirt because I was going to have another. (I had three of the exact same baby doll because I loved her so much, lol.)
Anyway, I was probably 5, maybe 6, and I remember running around telling anyone who would listen that I was 'prejudice'.
Evidentally, I didn't know that when you had a baby in your belly, that you were pregnant.

 

[tickledkitty]

We used to make the barbie dolls have sex with my brothers GI Joe action figures. They just looked so *shiver* rugged.

Ha! We used to do that too. Never enough Kens to go around.

 

[elsol]

I apologize a lot.

I never mean it.

But I apologize a lot.

 

[The_Darkness]

I play paintball to legally vent my sadistic/psychotic intentions.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I'm perilously close to writing a story for the "Celebrity" category. It would involve Severus Snape. Help me.

I blame Alan Rickman.

 

[The_Darkness]

I'm perilously close to writing a story for the "Celebrity" category. It would involve Severus Snape. Help me.

I blame Alan Rickman.

As well you should.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
We used to make the barbie dolls have sex with my brothers GI Joe action figures. They just looked so *shiver* rugged.

Ha! We used to do that too. Never enough Kens to go around.

Well, Ken is gay anyhow. It's well known, but he's still officially in the closet.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
We used to make the barbie dolls have sex with my brothers GI Joe action figures. They just looked so *shiver* rugged.



Well, Ken is gay anyhow. It's well known, but he's still officially in the closet.

Well, he certainly couldn't get my Barbie's motor running. And the GI Joe's had working joints too. They were full sized action figures, only slightly taller than Barbie. One had a beard and the other had a scar on his cheek.

 

[tickledkitty]

Quote:
Originally Posted by MagicaPractica
We used to make the barbie dolls have sex with my brothers GI Joe action figures. They just looked so *shiver* rugged.



Well, Ken is gay anyhow. It's well known, but he's still officially in the closet.

Good thing the boys shared their GI Joes then. Ken may actually be gay, but it's a moot point because he doesn't have a penis anyway.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Good thing the boys shared their GI Joes then. Ken may actually be gay, but it's a moot point because he doesn't have a penis anyway.

For that matter, Barbie doesn't have any place for him to put it. Except maybe she could give a hand job.

 

[tickledkitty]

For that matter, Barbie doesn't have any place for him to put it. Except maybe she could give a hand job.

True. Neither do the other Kens.

I think GI Joe would be more suited to hand jobs, with his Kung Fu Grip.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Boy! You two obviously need some work on playing. You have to use your imagination. Well, plus we didn't really know exactly how it was done so we just let them lie on top of Barbie, naked.

 

[tickledkitty]

Boy! You two obviously need some work on playing. You have to use your imagination. Well, plus we didn't really know exactly how it was done so we just let them lie on top of Barbie, naked.

I forgot Magica. It's been a long time.

 

[Lady Reiha]

I used to lube K-Y all over my brother's bedroom doorknob. ( His room was next to mine when we lived at home, and he was very loud when he was doing the deed with a random girl). So I decided that everytime he woke me up, I would "lube up" his doorknob, so he would have his hand slip whenever he tried opening up his door. >: P he eventually hid his lube, but to see him get frusterated at trying to open his door, was the best


The greatest was the girl's reaction:


"Chris, what the hell is all over your door?"

 

[SinningOnlySlightly]

When playing 3rd base, i made an out. It was the third one and I said "That's all". Unfortunately I emphasized it with a sweep of my hands and accidently made the "safe" gesture. I headed for the dugout and the runner went for home. My coach chewed me out.

I still have random moments where that memory pops up in my mind and my body just physically contracts with hatred and shame.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Boy! You two obviously need some work on playing. You have to use your imagination. Well, plus we didn't really know exactly how it was done so we just let them lie on top of Barbie, naked.

Actually, even if I had been interested, which I wouldn't have been, neither Barbie nor Ken nor GI Joe figures were around when when I was a kid. There were other dolls, of course but, as a boy with no sisters, I wasn't much interested in them either.

 

[BradBigBrain]

When I was a youngster I saw a photo in Playboy of a woman wearing stockings with a couple of cigarettes stuck in the top. I've been attracted to women who smoke ever since.

 

[galaxygoddess]

My confession?

I'm obsessed with costumes.

Oh wait, I think you guys are the only people who don't know that about me...


*thinks*


Ok, ok I confess... it was ME who took extra cookies. *sob hysterically

I'm SO ashamed!!!!


Ok real confession.

When I was younger, and I first saw a picture of how sex works, I thought "what would happen if you had to pee? " So for the longest time I would wonder that, trying to figure out how that works. Later I saw a book that said it was medically impossible for a man to urinate while completely aroused, and it's really hard to pull off during sex for a woman.

But for YEARS, and some times even to this day, every time I think of sex, I have to pee -.-;; It's quite annoying really