A confession about Flagg and me

[Deborah]

Some of you may have wondered why Flagg and I were both absent from the BB for a week recently. Well, Flagg is still absent, but he'll be back as soon as he is released from the hospital.

Some of you have tried to play matchmaker between Flagg and I. Yeah, you, Xander, who suggested we just shag each other and get it over with (Guess who did the shagging) and Roger (Do you really have a brother and is that Keltic Warrior dude for real? I need a new boyfriend since Flagg will be sitting on not much other than a donut cushion for a couple months).

What really pissed me off was when Flagg told me to just lie on my back and play dead. He didn't even want me to chant "Oh baby! Oh baby!" while I read the bible. Well, when Flagg put on my panties, and then my bra, and reached behind with both hands to fasten it, I snapped the Smith & Wesson nickel-plated carbon steel handcuffs on him. I pushed him face down on the bed and put on my "Texas Packer" strap-on and inserted the biggest boner in my collection. It was like the dude on Howard Stern last nite with the 16 inch penis.

Does anybody want to hear the rest of the story?

 

[Xander]

Oh this oughta be good.

Do tell Deborah!!

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

YES!!!! Don't leave me in suspense.

Bonnie

 

[Expertise]

Woohoo!

I knew you guys were meant for each other in a sick and twisted kinda' way!

Do tell Deborah, do tell

 

[Savage Kitten]

*wide eyed breathless stare*

ohhhhhhh my innocent ears

please do continue!! hehe

 

[Slut_boy]

LOL @ Deb. That's why I love ....er .... am fond of you, but not fond enough for 16 in...... ah, what am I saying. When will Flagg be out?

 

[Guest]

Ding Dong The Bells Are Gonna Chime...

I just knew the pair of you would make such a sweet couple. I can already feel the tears welling up in my eyes. But, PLEASE, remember to be gentle, Deborator. Us Limies aren't quite as hardy and energetic as you rodeo-ridin', New World buccaneers. It took me six months to fully recover from that special festive treat you gave me last x-mas.

BTW - if you're still looking for a boyfriend, you can go visit my brother, "Bananas", at the Edinburgh Zoo.

 

[Never]

So, how many purity points do you lose for anally raping a transvestite necrophiliac?
And do you have it on video?

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Poor Flagg, poor, poor, Flagg.

 

[Expertise]

Ya' just know that this is going to set British-American relations back 225 years or so.

 

[Siren]

Oh sweet Deborah !!!!

 

[Wizard]

Deborah; Girl do tell don't leave us all in suspense we want to know all the details Please.....

 

[Skitten]

Do tell the story is quite interesting so far tell us more we all want to know.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Man I been waiting for hours where did she go. LOL

Bonnie

 

[Naked Hunny]

Oh god i need to hear this where the hell did she go??

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

Is this a joke on how to keep an idiot in suspense or something LOL

Bonnie

 

[Wizard]

Skitten...............You did it again.............Dam it....

 

[*Eve*]

LOL

Deborah, it sounds like you've made Flagg your bitch.

 

[SimplySouthern]

One little request

Debs...when you are through with him....will you put him in the little choke chain and collar and let me lead him around a while?

I've been trying to get Flagg to be my bitch for months now. You are just tough shit girl!

 

[Deborah]

Flagg began to whine and cry for his mama as he watched me put on the "Texas Packer" strap-on and insert the huge ding-dong dildo. I slapped his face hard. "Do not speak unless Mistress Darkness commands you to do so."

I removed the long red wig I was wearing and put it on Flagg and adjusted it. Next I fetched the tube of bright red lipstick from my purse and colored his lips. "Oh my, Flagg," I cooed at him, "don't you just make a sweet little thing! I think I am going to bang you silly. Your name is now Crystal and you are going to get it right up the bum, girlfriend."

Flagg began to protest again. I slapped him harder and screamed, "I said shut up, bitch! Now get on all fours on the bed, stick your ass up in the air and stay that way." I laid a few strokes with the whip across his bare bottom as he yelped in pain. Red welts soon appeared on his pale skin.

"Oh poor baby! Poor Crystal! Did Mistress Darkness hurt you?" I got out the jar of cold cream, coated my hands and began to massage it into his buns and over the welts, cooling the burn. Dipping into the jar with my middle finger, I pulled it out thoroughly coated and with a big dab on the tip.

"Let me ask you, Crystal my dearest, did you ever take it up the bum?" I ran my finger down his crack and thrust it wickedly into his puckered hole as he cried out in shock. "Oh I can tell. Somebody has been spreading your cheeks, girlfriend." Twisting my finger back and forth and pushing it further and further inside him, I said, "You got room for a big bad dick. We are going to find out just how big!"

It was time for the artillery shell butt plug. It was made of soft, resilient golden jelly. I inserted it into his already well-lubricated rectal cavity. As I teased and tortured his nerve clusters and prostate, I told him stories.

"You know, of course, that in some societies anal rape of a defeated male enemy was considered almost the duty of the victor in battle as proof of the finality of the defeat. A male who is humiliated in this manner must then always defer to the rule of the one who has subdued him."

I removed the butt plug and got up behind Flagg. He had slumped down slighty and I screamed, "Get your fucking ass up in the air, bitch! Now, I want you to beg. I want to hear 'Fuck me Mistress Darkness' over and over and over. If you stop I will hurt you." He began to chant the required words. "Louder, Crystal, you fucking slut. You dumb cunt. Louder!" He complied.

(That's all for now folks. If I tell any more none of these guys will be able to sleep tonight.)

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

OMG If you don't tell me the rest I won't be able to sleep!!!! What is next?

Why is he in the hospital?????

Bonnie

 

[Never]

*Eagerly taking down notes*
Deborah, I want you to know, you're an inspiration to us all.

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*Realizes I am kissing ass somewhat* Ahh, better than getting it in the ass with that girl.

 

[Adoratrice]

My dollar is on it's way....next chapter please!

 

[Slut_boy]

That is the million dollar question Bonnie Wee - why is he in hospital? Tell us Deb.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I know what did she do to him? It almost scares me to find out.

Bonnie

 

[Xander]

*smiles wickedly* Now THIS sounds like the Deborah we all know.