A Companion thread...

[Missingmeds]

I have a thread on the personal board entitled Ohio FuckBuddies.

This is the companion thread for people to chat in so that the thread there stays on the personal board.

 

[Missingmeds]

I have a thread on the personal board entitled Ohio FuckBuddies.

This is the companion thread for people to chat in so that the thread there stays on the personal board.

I didn't put that very well so let me try again.

I started this thread as a companion thread for people to chat in so that my personal board thread doesn't get moved onto the playground.

Anyone can feel free to use it to chat it. I was just trying to prevent having another personal thread being moved onto the playground.

Besides, you never know who you might meet in here.

 

[starwiz01]

meds, what happened to the ohio thread...

 

[Missingmeds]

It is really a very long story. I am hoping that this becomes a better thread. I know that the old timers won't know what it is but I can direct them to this one instead.

 

[Missingmeds]

A little something that came in the email today.

Life - Here's the math

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:


A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K


8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E


11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E


1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T


2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G


1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

 

[Dhalgren150]

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[am_bi_tious]

*grin* Well, I DID find the thread. Have been quiet as of late, but I'm around. I can't believe it's been more than a year since my first post. My how things have changed in that time. I will always be thankful for the friends and loved ones met here though. MM, thanks for creating the thread. Imagine what I would have missed without it!!!!

 

[Missingmeds]

*grin* Well, I DID find the thread. Have been quiet as of late, but I'm around. I can't believe it's been more than a year since my first post. My how things have changed in that time. I will always be thankful for the friends and loved ones met here though. MM, thanks for creating the thread. Imagine what I would have missed without it!!!!

You are more than welcome.

 

[Missingmeds]

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now what are you confused about or questioning Druid?

 

[Missingmeds]

Good morning to everyone.

 

[Missingmeds]

Noone home?

 

[Missingmeds]

A little something from the email.

Kitty. Kitty


Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable. No matter how legitimate my excuse, I always get the feeling that my boss thinks I'm lying.

On one recent occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway, because the truth was just too darned humiliating. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury, and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I reasoned, I could think up a dozy to explain the bandage on the top of my head.

The accident occurred mainly because I had given in to my wife's wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. Initially, the new acquisition was no problem.

Then one morning, I was taking my ! shower after breakfast when I heard my wife, Deb, call out to me from the kitchen.

"Honey! The garbage disposal is dead again. Please come reset it."

"You know where the button is," I protested through the shower
pitter-patter and steam. "Reset it yourself!"

"But I'm scared!" she persisted. "What if it starts going and sucks me in?"

There was a meaningful pause and then, "C'mon, it'll only take you a second." So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping that my silent outraged nudity would make a statement about how I perceived her behavior as extremely cowardly. Sighing loudly, I squatted down and stuck my head
under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember
performing.


It struck without warning, and without any respect to my circumstances. No, it wasn't the hexed disposal, drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, who discovered the fascinating dangling objects she spied hanging between my legs. She had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I reached under the sink. And, at the precise moment when I
was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. I lost all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements, blindly rising at a violent rate of speed, with the full weight of a kitten hanging from my masculine region.

Wild animals are sometimes faced with a "fight or flight" syndrome.

Men, in this predicament, choose only the "flight" option. I know this from
experience. I was fleeing straight up into the air when the sink and
cabinet bluntly and forcefully ! impeded my ascent. The impact knocked me
out cold.

When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Now there are not
many things in this life worse than finding oneself lying on the kitchen
floor buck naked in front of a group of "been-there, done-that" paramedics.

Even worse, having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics were all
snorting loudly as they tried to conduct their work, all the while trying
to suppress their hysterical laughter . and not succeeding.

Somehow I lived through it all. A few days later I finally made it back in
to the office, where colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me
about my head injury. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk
about, which it was.

"What's the matter?" They all asked, "Cat got your tongue?"

If they only knew!

Why is it that only the women laugh at this?

 

[69Muffin]

Hiya Meds! Just popping in to say hi before I get off line for the night.

 

[Missingmeds]

Hey you, welcome to the thread. Nice little thread with no bs allowed.

 

[69Muffin]

Hey you, welcome to the thread. Nice little thread with no bs allowed.

I hear ya sweetie. From your lips to God's ears.

I tried that on my thread, and all went well till a GB invasion. *lol*

 

[Missingmeds]

Yea I saw that. Your pm box is full too, while I am thinking about it.

 

[AAAAhman]

~~~ Looks In ~~~

Misssing and Muffy

Huggsss and kissess for both of you...

 

[Missingmeds]

~~~ Looks In ~~~

Misssing and Muffy

Huggsss and kissess for both of you...

Huggsss and lots of Kisses for you too.

Good to see you here.

 

[Raindear816]

Not from Ohio, but still a friend, dear Meds.

here's a lil sumpthin I got emailed today...


TWELVE TRUTHS

12. Life is sexually transmitted.

11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

10. Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

8. Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

6 Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

3. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.


AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2004

1. Many terrorists come to America legally and hang around on expired visas (some for as long as 10-15 years). Now take Blockbuster, for example. You're two days late with a video rental and those people are all over you. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of US immigration.

yes, for those of you wondering, i know this is 2005, but like I said, it was sent to me by someone else

 

[Missingmeds]

I have seen that one before Raindear but it still causes me to chuckle and it is very true in what it says.

 

[69Muffin]

Yea I saw that. Your pm box is full too, while I am thinking about it.

Ooops. Sorry hun. I swear that friggin' thing makes me nutz! There was hardly any messages in it!

Ok I'm outta here for the night. Talk with you tomorrow.

 

[69Muffin]

~~~ Looks In ~~~

Misssing and Muffy

Huggsss and kissess for both of you...

Hiya Jack. Sorry I didn't see you on earlier.

Good night.

 

[Missingmeds]

Ooops. Sorry hun. I swear that friggin' thing makes me nutz! There was hardly any messages in it!

Ok I'm outta here for the night. Talk with you tomorrow.

I know that with mine, I have to keep it clear of sent, saved and tracked messages too. Otherwise it does drive me nuts.

Good morning to everyone.

 

[Missingmeds]

Well, well, how the drama does continue. It would seem that again I am being accused of being someone that I am not. But that's okay because maybe people will finally realize that this is all because I caught someone lying about me.

I didn't realize that the person that I am accused of being was on the boards at the same time that I was, and that while she is a relative and the one that introduced me to lit, it would seem that we have actually managed to post at the same time.

Funny sometimes how things just happen to work out.

 

[69Muffin]

Happy Friday everyone.

What a weird day, weird, weird, WEIRD!