A christmas gift tip

[Liar]

From the domains of the slightly absurd.

http://www.smellmeand.com/

The promo shoots are...erm... interresting.

 

[Carnevil9]

Whoo-ah!!!

 

[cantdog]

risking alliteration...

Plainly the pussy can participate in pretension.

 

[Stella_Omega]

That dude has two naked women draped all over him, and his nose is in a jar.

 

[3113]

That dude has two naked women draped all over him, and his nose is in a jar.

My husband wants to know why they'd just don't call it "snatch."

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Can you inject it?

 

[jomar]

That dude has two naked women draped all over him, and his nose is in a jar.

That's what I was thinking.

So it's a whack enhancer? What will they come up with next.

 

[3113]

So it's a whack enhancer? What will they come up with next.

I guess a guy would need to dab the stuff on the left wrist rather than the right so he could sniff it as he's doing the whacking...cause otherwise he'd be bent over, sniffing that right wrist while wacking with it and squirting himself in the eye...

 

[Stella_Omega]

That's what I was thinking.

So it's a whack enhancer? What will they come up with next.

Another whack-enhancer, no doubt...

 

[Katyusha]

I guess a guy would need to dab the stuff on the left wrist rather than the right so he could sniff it as he's doing the whacking...cause otherwise he'd be bent over, sniffing that right wrist while wacking with it and squirting himself in the eye...

And we all know what an eye irritant semen can be.

I'm with Stella...I don't get the pic of the guy with the two girls on him and he's sniffing a JAR. NO guy *I* know would be sniffing a jar if he had two beautiful naked women draped on him like that.