A Christmas Carol for Any Psychosis

[Rumple Foreskin]

A Christmas Carol for Any Psychosis!

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality - We Three Queens Disoriented Are.

Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
and Streets and Stores and Office and Town ...

Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming To Town (To Get Me).

Personality Disorder -
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm
Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll tell you why.

Depression -
Silent anhedonia*,
Holy anhedonia.
All is calm,
All is pretty lonely.

Borderline Personality - Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire.

Passive Aggressive -
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love
Gave to Me (and then took it all away

Obsessive Compulsive -
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle…....

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*Anhedonia = the inability to feel pleasure (that's according to my line-in psych nurse)

Feel free to add your own personal favorites, whether psychotic or not.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[CharleyH]

A Christmas Carol for Any Psychosis!

Feel free to add your own personal favorites, whether psychotic or not.

Rumple Foreskin

ROFLOL good one. Edit to add - you have covered the bases. Now if we could all just make fun of everything sans PC.