A Chilling Tale from France

[TE999]

"Welcome to Let Petit Maison m'sieurs and mesdames. Zee special of zee house tonight is zee Chef's Surprise."

http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/europe/08/11/france.restaurateur.body/index.html?hpt=T2

*cue Pink Panther theme*

 

[driphoney]

Maybe she should have considered steak tartare.

 

[TE999]

Heh! Talk about frozen assets.

 

[Handley_Page]

Ah, "Lamb Amirstam"

 

[R. Richard]

Obviously, she intended to roast him, with an apple in his mouth. (after all, it is Lyon and they have a gastronomic reputation to uphold.)

 

[driphoney]

I suppose, with a nice Lyonnaise sauce.

 

[TE999]

They must have had a fight and she gave him the cold shoulder (and knee, and nose, and elbow and ass...)