A Challenge to Do Your Worst.

[Joe Wordsworth]

You know... as often as I see challenges of setting, circumstance, or inclusion ("use this word or that phrase" ontests), I'd be totally interested in seeing people submit stories (and stories, they must be, with at least a rudimentary plot) for a challenge to be the most vile porn possible.

Like... horrendously dramatic, diabetes-causingly sweet, wretchedly disgusting, etc.

Like, an entry could be truly dime-store nasty freak-sex with old, saggy people who find love after a lifetime apart through romance letters depicting junior-high level sentiments that end up being twins who then go on to open a dildo store.

We have so many talented people on here, I wonder if anyone else ever gets the urge to just... produce a well-recieved imagination-dump?

 

[chris 44]

You know... as often as I see challenges of setting, circumstance, or inclusion ("use this word or that phrase" ontests), I'd be totally interested in seeing people submit stories (and stories, they must be, with at least a rudimentary plot) for a challenge to be the most vile porn possible.

Like... horrendously dramatic, diabetes-causingly sweet, wretchedly disgusting, etc.

Like, an entry could be truly dime-store nasty freak-sex with old, saggy people who find love after a lifetime apart through romance letters depicting junior-high level sentiments that end up being twins who then go on to open a dildo store.

We have so many talented people on here, I wonder if anyone else ever gets the urge to just... produce a well-recieved imagination-dump?

I was told last week that's all I was capable of writing. Though he (or she) didn't put it quite so politely.

 

[Tom Collins]

You know... as often as I see challenges of setting, circumstance, or inclusion ("use this word or that phrase" ontests), I'd be totally interested in seeing people submit stories (and stories, they must be, with at least a rudimentary plot) for a challenge to be the most vile porn possible.

Like... horrendously dramatic, diabetes-causingly sweet, wretchedly disgusting, etc.

Like, an entry could be truly dime-store nasty freak-sex with old, saggy people who find love after a lifetime apart through romance letters depicting junior-high level sentiments that end up being twins who then go on to open a dildo store.

We have so many talented people on here, I wonder if anyone else ever gets the urge to just... produce a well-recieved imagination-dump?

Imagination-dump...*quivers excitedly*...I bet I could do that.
Would we have to sub it for real? Is the challenge to have the lowest score of all the people who take up the challenge?

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Imagination-dump...*quivers excitedly*...I bet I could do that.
Would we have to sub it for real? Is the challenge to have the lowest score of all the people who take up the challenge?

Oh, wow... "lowest" score. That's great. With bonus points or side-category for "most offensive or dissappointed comments".

 

[Tom Collins]

Oh, wow... "lowest" score. That's great. With bonus points or side-category for "most offensive or dissappointed comments".

Hmmm...Offensiveness is a subjective thing. I mean, one person getting a PC that says "That reeked!" would roll their eyes and another might cry. I suggest that it be judged by quantity of offensive/disapointed vs. quality of same and make it a secondary award.