A brief description of who you are NOT!

[*bratcat*]

 

[Problem Child]

i am not an animal.

 

[Angel]

I don't have a weave?

 

[BlondGirl]

I am not really a 70 year old man.

 

[pabloback]

i am not who you think i am
that is him
i
am someone else entirely
trust me

 

[Rubyfruit]

I am not simply a ....

mom

wife

slut

sexy woman

sex fiend

friend

daughter

sister

bisexual

photographer

writer

swinger


I am all of these things and many more.

Ruby

 

[beckbabe]

I'm not tall.

 

[miles]

I am not Spartacus.

 

[april-wine]

I am NOT getting any SEX from bratty...........

 

[Laurel]

I'm not tall either.

 

[Problem Child]

I am not a crook.

 

[Phoenyx]

I am not Having relations with that woman.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Human

 

[Mensa]

Something about tweety

I'm not as short as Laurel.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[morninggirl5]

I am not a morning person.

I am not civil until I have had caffeine.

 

[Angel]

I'm not an Angel.

And I don't live in Heaven, I live in New York - sorry.

 

[Phoenyx]

I am not really a cat.

Still nice tail in your AV.

 

[Spinaroonie]

ich bein NOT ein berliener

 

[naudiz]

I am not a curmudgeon.

Bah! Who am I kidding. Yes I am.

 

[Silverlily]

things you would never find...

Whiskers or tail.

Fondness for "here kitty kitty"

A warm-fuzzy personality.

A collection of silkscreened tee shirts.

 

[miles]

I'm not doing that ever again.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

I am not

a sweet nice guy, and I wish you motherfucking assholes would quit portraying me that way!

 

[batter]

i am not short, bald and overweight and miserable.

 

[miles]

I am not guilty!