A Boy Called Nancy

[sirhugs]

"You were supposed to be a girl", claimed Mom in explaining why she named her son Nancy. Mom doesn't understand fraternal twins, so since Nancy's twin Sue is a sister, Mom thinks they both should have been girls.

Growing up named Nancy he learned early to fight. As a result, no one ever was willing to date Sue, in case it upset Nancy.

As their 21st birthday approaches, Sue is tired of being a virgin. She proposes to take Nancy to the strip club in the big city an hour away, and to get him laid. Not sure why she demands that he dress as her sister though...

nor what happens at the club.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

"You were supposed to be a girl", claimed Mom in explaining why she named her son Nancy. ...

There was a wrestler in the professional game in the UK called Big Daddy who was christened Shirley. That's what happens to them ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Crabtree isn't too inaccurate.

 

[Carnevil9]

Wasn't there a song about this?

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

Wasn't there a song about this?

A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash. There is a great line. Sue and his father are fighting in a bar. "We crashed through the wall and into the street.. Kicking and gouging in the mud, the blood and the beer.

Mike

 

[sirhugs]

A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash. There is a great line. Sue and his father are fighting in a bar. "We crashed through the wall and into the street.. Kicking and gouging in the mud, the blood and the beer.

Mike

I thought "Nancy" because it adds to the "sissy" connotation he would have struggled against all his life...