A bottle of Tylenol Three, Antidepressants, high caffiene M. Dew, and chocolate . . .

Shoot! And i thought it was another clever way to try to lure me in without using my name!




What's wrong, Todd?
:rose:
 
Yipes, Todd.

I'm not sure if that's the way to go.

What's up, tonight? :)
 
cymbidia said:
Shoot! And i thought it was another clever way to try to lure me in without using my name!




What's wrong, Todd?
:rose:


Well I did want you in here as well for your soft hugs.

Actually I have this nasty punk butt body flu, I can currently feel every cell in my body aching including every single one of my sperms are aching the millions nad millions of them I can feel them all.

Everything hurts, everything aches
 
Todd, honey? Maybe if all your millions and millions of sperm are aching you should just masturbate and set them free? It's cruel to keep them caged so...honestly.

And the rest of you will feel better, too. I promise.

Then go take a really REALLY hot bath or shower and crawl into bed with a National Geographic or the TV remote control - and then sleep.
:rose:
 
I set the boyus free 5 times today

I been trying to sllep for a day and a half I get about 15 minutes and then awake with some pang of pain.

I am a huge baby when it comes to flus and colds. and this has got to rank up with one of the top 3 i have had in 10 years.

Did the bath thing with scented soap bubles candles and incense. It helped for half an hour or so.

It will be over soon, it better be anyways.

Can you hold me close? I promise I won't booger , sneeeze, cough, or cop a feel.

:rose:
 
Try some tea made with ginger root:
3 slices
3 cups water
simmer 30 minutes

Drink until you start to sweat

old Chinese remedy really works...

hope you feel better
 
Re: A bottle of Tylenol Three, Antidepressants, high caffiene M. Dew, and chocolate . . .

that sounds a lot like a date i had one time! :D
 
just pet said:
Try some tea made with ginger root:
3 slices
3 cups water
simmer 30 minutes

Drink until you start to sweat

old Chinese remedy really works...

hope you feel better

I would if I had ginger or the money to buy some ginger, pay day is 7 days away :(
 
That's the way to go Todd, just don't overdo any of them. The medications of course need to be taken lightly, and the choclate could make you sick. I don't want to get into the side effects of too much Mt. Dew. Take it easy, drink a lot of water too, and take showers. The hot water can relax your muscles and the steam will open the lungs.
 
Re: A bottle of Tylenol Three, Antidepressants, high caffiene M. Dew, and chocolate . . .

Todd-'o'-Vision said:
I think I will start feeling a lot better in about 30 minutes

pass me a pepsi instead
 
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