A book that will change your life!

[rgraham666]

I have to get one.

 

[stephen55]

The Necronomicon is a work of fiction by American author Howard Phillips Lovecraft (August 20, 1890 – March 15, 1937). He wrote seriously bent horror fiction, even for his time.

In 1927, Lovecraft set down the history of the accursed Necronomicon in an essay. The book, he said, was "composed by Abdul Alhazred, a mad poet of Sanaá, in Yemen, who is said to have flourished during the period of the Ommiade caliphs, circa 700 A.D." Written in the last years of Alhazred's life, the blasphemous tome, originally titled Al-Azif, contained all the secrets that the poet had discovered during his long study of dark arts in the wastes of Arabia. The book was translated into Greek and Latin during the Middle Ages but suppressed by the Church, though a few copies are said still to exist down to the present day, hidden away in secret places where few can obtain them. Within its pages, which some say were bound in human skin, Alhazred allegedly wrote of the mysteries of the Old Ones, monstrous entities traveling under names like Cthulhu and Yog-Sothoth who ruled earth in the ancient past and await the time when they will return. These beings were supernatural, trans-dimensional and utterly indifferent to the small, weak mass of humanity. That was the story anyway.

"I must confess," Lovecraft wrote in a 1934 letter, "that this mostrous & abhorred volume is merely a figment of my own imagination!" In fact, Lovecraft said that the very concept of the Necronomicon came to him in the course of a dream. Ironically, that subconscious origin for the blasphemous tome would become a key ingredient in the growing myth of the book.

http://jcolavito.tripod.com/lostcivilizations/id25.html

Lovecraft was fond of saying things like there is knowledge that no man should know which is interesting because he invented it all.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Good luck...here's a comment on YouTube.

JenxRodwell BULLSHIT! Don't believe them! I called a few months ago, and you know what? It's not free! Not only did they ask for my soul, sanity and body, but they also insisted I have to donate 50 dollars to their funds before they would give me my copy.

I fuckin' knew this was some scam!

 

[3113]

I have to get one.

Brilliant! Friggin' brilliant!

Lovecraft was fond of saying things like there is knowledge that no man should know which is interesting because he invented it all.

Oh, stephen, stephen. Do you really think all the info you just quoted is accurate and true? We can't have folk believing that it's real...now can we?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

The Necronomicon is a work of fiction by American author Howard Phillips Lovecraft (August 20, 1890 – March 15, 1937). He wrote seriously bent horror fiction, even for his time.

Just remember "The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."

 

[TE999]

I heard that the corpse eating Cult of Leng in the Forbidden Mountains of the Arctic Circle ordered three dozen copies of the Necro and FedEx delivered 'em by chopper using a looong cable.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

I think I'll stick with the Discworld version, The Necrotelicomnicon.

 

[RicoLouis]

Just make sure you get the words right.

 

[3113]

Just make sure you get the words right.

I know. Mess up the chants and clowns start to appear!

 

[rgraham666]

I know. Mess up the chants and clowns start to appear!

If you're lucky.

http://www.thedevilsdemons.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/killer_klown.jpg

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

ROB

Overcoming your fear of the dark will help YOU more.

Dear Reader,

ROB's entire epistemology is based on his old fear of the dark.

 

[stephen55]

Just remember "The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist."

Well, Old Nick certainly pulled the wool over my eyes.

But if the guy ever lets me in on the trick..Better the Devil you know than the Devil you don't!!