A Boggart!

[bigmane]

This thing spooked me, it came last Autumn, and been
again.

They're dying out, you know. They only appear round here,
East Anglia. Bloody evil looking thing, big and hairy with long fangs.

If you google it, you'll tend to find only gamer stuff.

To encounter a real Boggart, isn't very nice!

"Do you want a fight or summat?" That's what she said
I was roaring at it, in sleep state.

What puzzles me is why it keeps bothering me and never bothers her?
Does he like me in that way?

Oh shit!

 

[Dinosaur1]

Now I know I'm getting old. Last time I checked, a Boggart was someone who hogged or kept a joint of weed (pot) to themselves and didn't want to share or pass it on to the next person.