Juliangel
Georgia's Juiciest Peach, ...and my nectar dribble
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A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild.
Something she hasn't done before,.... so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something
comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.
To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
Mary: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's
nothing on the tape but static."
Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some
of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Mary: "Head Cleaner"
Something she hasn't done before,.... so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something
comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR.
To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain.
Mary: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's
nothing on the tape but static."
Clerk: "Sorry about that. We've had problems with some
of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"
Mary: "Head Cleaner"
I swear!
