A Awkward Funny Guy

[Elite_Gentleman]

Hello and Good Evening,

I'm looking for a partner,preferably someone who doesn't mind having a long conversation and just being themselves,someone who prefer intimacy and romantic talks,I'm a normal kinda guy a bit funny,I like making people laugh,it's just something about me.
Feel free to leave a message and I'll respond as soon as I can.

Take Care.

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Hello and Good Evening,

I'm looking for a partner,preferably someone who doesn't mind having a long conversation and just being themselves,someone who prefer intimacy and romantic talks,I'm a normal kinda guy a bit funny,I like making people laugh,it's just something about me.
Feel free to leave a message and I'll respond as soon as I can.

Take Care.

I’m not looking, lovely, but you’re funny and I want a joke. I can’t demand a joke without offering one...

Nicked from elsewhere...

School assigns a boy homework to differentiate between potential and reality - boy asks Dad for help.

Dad says go ask your mother if she’d sleep with Tom Hardy for a million pounds, then ask your sister if she’d sleep with Harry Styles for a million pounds... come back and tell me what you’ve learned.

The boy is confused but does as he’s asked, mum says, don’t tell your dad but yes... sister says omg - yes!

The boy goes back to his dad and says I think i’ve figured it out...

Potentially.. we are sitting on two million quid

In reality... we are living with a couple of sluts

Never mind - I’ll get me coat

 

[The_gladiator]

I’m not looking, lovely, but you’re funny and I want a joke. I can’t demand a joke without offering one...

Nicked from elsewhere...

School assigns a boy homework to differentiate between potential and reality - boy asks Dad for help.

Dad says go ask your mother if she’d sleep with Tom Hardy for a million pounds, then ask your sister if she’d sleep with Harry Styles for a million pounds... come back and tell me what you’ve learned.

The boy is confused but does as he’s asked, mum says, don’t tell your dad but yes... sister says omg - yes!

The boy goes back to his dad and says I think i’ve figured it out...

Potentially.. we are sitting on two million quid

In reality... we are living with a couple of sluts

Never mind - I’ll get me coat

I've heard a variation of this makes me laugh.