92 year old virgin...help!

[parodyluvr75]

Looking for a 92 year old virgin. Must be hot.

 

[removed9556]

 

[parodyluvr75]

100 years old and bittersweet. Just right for basting a special birdy.

Haha!

I guess, if my goose is going to be cooked, that'd be the way to go.

 

[sexnovella]

That is new

And very funny

 

[Aphro]

At 92, if you are hot you're being cremated.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Hush, you might scare one away. I have a thing for older men.

 

[ukbicuriousguy]

Thumbs up for a great thread ...

 

[Hypoxia]

It's about Mother Teresa, right?

 

[removed9556]

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's about birdy's retirement plan.

You've found me out.

 

[removed9556]

 

[parodyluvr75]

I did tell you trysail's stock advice can go up as well as down.

I should have listened to you.

 

[parodyluvr75]

It's about Mother Teresa, right?

I heard she was wild before she developed her habit.

 

[TwinkleStars]

This birdy is 90...is that to young for you?

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/255281/OLDEST-BIRD-IN-AMERICA.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

Just a spring chicken

 

[doctor_insanus]

Hush, you might scare one away. I have a thing for older men.

https://elizacollison.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/giphy-1.gif?w=600&h=454

 

[TwinkleStars]

Just a spring chicken

picky picky.

 

[parodyluvr75]

https://elizacollison.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/giphy-1.gif?w=600&h=454

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NTriIbt5y1c/T6pAfY4UkyI/AAAAAAAAAGA/kjpYyHdtAa4/s1600/tumblr_lmk8nwwYIs1qhk0qq.gif