90 Days

[Black_Bird]

I just figured out when my ninty day probationary period ends for my new job; on my birthday.

 

[ilovewriting]

One of your b-day presents huh?

 

[Black_Bird]

Just something that struck me as humorous; I thought I'd share.

 

[Sillyman]

What's your job and why the probationary period?

 

[just pet]

Will you then be allowed to have a birthday? Tough job.

 

[freakygirl]

Just something that struck me as humorous; I thought I'd share.

totally off subject here but...

Black Bird can I lick your chest?

 

[ilovewriting]

totally off subject here but...

Black Bird can I lick your chest?

LOL!

 

[Black_Bird]

What's your job and why the probationary period?

The probationary period is standard with most jobs, isn't it? I'm just a deli clerk... but the grocery store I work for has a union. At the end of the probationary period, I'll be getting a nice large raise.

 

[Black_Bird]

totally off subject here but...

Black Bird can I lick your chest?

Sure, why not? I haven't had my chest licked in a while (ever), so go ahead!

 

[Black_Bird]

Will you then be allowed to have a birthday? Tough job.

I sure hope so... I'd hate to have to serve deli meats while still in the womb.

 

[just pet]

I sure hope so... I'd hate to have to serve deli meats while still in the womb.

I suppose it depends on who's womb

 

[Sillyman]

I sure hope so... I'd hate to have to serve deli meats while still in the womb.

*waits patiently for salaami joke.*

 

[Black_Bird]

I suppose it depends on who's womb

Now you're just being kinky! Or maybe I am; I'm require to have hard salami on hand at all times for my special customers...

 

[Black_Bird]

*waits patiently for salaami joke.*

Do you like hard salaami? Italian or Domestic? May I interest anyone in some grade A beef?

 

[freakygirl]

Now you're just being kinky! Or maybe I am; I'm require to have hard salami on hand at all times for my special customers...

oh.. I'll lick the salami after I'm done with your chest