9 Things I hate About Everyone

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I Know where my watch is pal, where the f... is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat
it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

 

[mritsme]

good points

 

[asenath]

I'm a wrist pointer... *L*

 

[Kurmudgeon]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

That phrase is untrue..... I often give up looking, and so it's not always in the last place I look.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I like to reply with "It's not that life is short; it's that we are dead for so long".

 

[Jonnyray]

Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too - gripping at the foibles of others. Can I ask you a question? Why can't you just accept people for who they are? Afterall, life is short (especially when being obnoxious *smirk*).

 

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[Saytur]

I've seen this list and the comments before.

It's like deja vu all over again.

 

[Lasher]

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

Now, when you live in the big city, people don't ask that way... They say, "Hey, has the 26A come thru yet?" Or, "Ahhh, Dammit!! Don't tell me that was the A that just left". If someone would just say "The Bus", well, eveyone would just look at them and wonder what the fuck they were doing looking for Jerome Bettis at a bus stop.

At least when this thing shows up in my mail box I can just delete the damn thing unopened now.

 

[WaxNWane]

What's the Calvin & Hobbes cartoon?

"Overly negative people."

 

[islandman]

I hate everyone who takes things off of my desk at work.....the stapler, my plastic yet shiny blue pen, cookies, CDs........


arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


If you want to take something off of my desk, take some of the freaking work!



....................i feel better now. thank you.

 

[Pervert]

It's like deja vu

I hate it when they say that!

 

[horny_giraffe]

Did you make that list up? Pretty funny. Kind of Jerry Seinfeldish.

 

[SEX_VAMPYRE]

Did you make that list up? Pretty funny. Kind of Jerry Seinfeldish.

I am posting funny emails forwarded to me.

 

[HeavyStick]

I've seen this list and the comments before.

It's like deja vu all over again.

Agreed.... I wonder how many come from George Carlin?

 

[MechaBlade]

I usually let people rant, but most of these stupid things people do are for a reason. So here goes:

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I Know where my watch is pal, where the f... is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

I've never seen people do this except in a place where it's hard to hear what people are saying. I assume some people do it out of habit then. Especially if you look foreign.

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

If you plan on changing the channel again, then it will come in handy to have the remote. I guess some people just change it once daily and never adjust the volume. Then they can leave the remote behind the couch.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat
it?

This is an idiom. "Having your cake" means keeping it around to look at, as some cakes are very beautiful works of art. Or at least they were back in the day when this was coined. However, you can't "have your cake" and EAT it because if you eat it, you can't have it around anymore.

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

LOL!! I always assumed this saying was more of a joke.

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

Yeah, people do do that don't they? Well, if it was in the corner of the screen you could've missed it. Otherwise there's no excuse.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

I think you know this one.

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

A better choice of words would be "Recently improved!" But they saying it's a new version of the same product, and instead of just changing the flavor or whatever, they actually made it Better.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I would love to live a couple of thousand years at the health and appearance of a twenty-year old.

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?

You might've just missed it. But generally they ask you the number.

 

[Sandia]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Be dead.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

 

[Chicklet]

I work at McDonalds. I hate all people that go to McDonalds...at least while they're there. They are *all* morons.