8 finger's, 2 thumbs!!!! Ladies!?! It's 2 fistin' time!!!!

[Uber Sparky]

Break out the Mazola!!!

Yep - I even tried 'heading' - once, but.....

My nose got caught on'er sphyncter - then I sneezed and blew out her taint.

Ouch...

Nothing a couple of butterflies didn't take care of.

She did walk funny for a few days though.

 

[Uber Sparky]

Then there's the time I attempted...

footing...

Well...

I stumbled a bit and a hang nail on my big toe - not to mention the thing that happened with the fungus....

Well...

that's another story.