8,000 posts

[carsonshepherd]

what the fuck????

 

[AppleBiter]

Congrats, carson!

*waits for Brinnie to come in and announce that no one cares*

 

[carsonshepherd]

no one does care, and instead of congratulating me, you should taunt me for my lameness.

i hereby open this thread for people to tell me i need to get a life. describe in detail what kind of life i need/should get, and be specific.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I actually started posting before Carson, I believe and somehow he has over twice as many posts.
Hooray for writing exercises.

 

[NoJo]

I'm sure one or two of those 8,000 posts were quite interesting.

 

[AppleBiter]

no one does care, and instead of congratulating me, you should taunt me for my lameness.

i hereby open this thread for people to tell me i need to get a life. describe in detail what kind of life i need/should get, and be specific.

Okay, then . . .


LOSER

Feel better now?

 

[NoJo]

no one does care, and instead of congratulating me, you should taunt me for my lameness.

i hereby open this thread for people to tell me i need to get a life. describe in detail what kind of life i need/should get, and be specific.

I think you should become heterosexual.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I blame Rhys for the writing exercises.

I'm sure a few of those 8,000 posts were quite interesting.

only the ones responding to you Joe

 

[NoJo]

I blame Rhys for the writing exercises.



only the ones responding to you Joe

I was only saying all that stuff in those PM's out of pity, you know that.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I think you should become heterosexual.

Then no one would get any chicks.

 

[sophia jane]

no one does care, and instead of congratulating me, you should taunt me for my lameness.

i hereby open this thread for people to tell me i need to get a life. describe in detail what kind of life i need/should get, and be specific.

We can't condemn you without condemning ourselves, Carson. Besides we like you.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Then no one would get any chicks.

chicks just get in the way

 

[carsonshepherd]

We can't condemn you without condemning ourselves, Carson. Besides we like you.

i like you too, but despite what Joe says, it's never gonna happen

 

[NoJo]

chicks just get in the way

You're getting close to describing one of my Carson fantasies.

 

[sophia jane]

i like you too, but despite what Joe says, it's never gonna happen

Lol! Don't worry- I only like you, I don't lust after you. I save that for Scarlett and Joe.

 

[NoJo]

I don't lust after Carson. I merely pine for him.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Lol! Don't worry- I only like you, I don't lust after you. I save that for Scarlett and Joe.

scarlett doesn't lust after me, she knows me much too well

and Joe's only using me to get to Scarlett ....

 

[AppleBiter]

scarlett doesn't lust after me, she knows me much too well

and Joe's only using me to get to Scarlett ....

*plays "Days of Our Lives" music in the background*

 

[NoJo]

scarlett doesn't lust after me, she knows me much too well

and Joe's only using me to get to Scarlett ....

You hag fag.

 

[carsonshepherd]

You hag fag.

i haven't laughed that hard in days.

 

[Rhys]

I blame Rhys for the writing exercises.

Oh sure. Make this all *my* fault...

 

[NoJo]

*plays "Days of Our Lives" music in the background*

It gets worse. Carson is actually my long-lost son.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh sure. Make this all *my* fault...

Yes, you're so mean. Tying me up, forcing me to write smut.... forcing me to masturbate.... you're just evil.

 

[carsonshepherd]

It gets worse. Carson is actually my long-lost son.

Daddy!

(thanks for passing on the big dick, by the way.)

 

[NoJo]

Daddy!

(thanks for passing on the big dick, by the way.)

Yes, I think I'll pass on the big dick. I'm trying to watch what I eat.