79th Weak Sauce Weak of the Tratior!

[JackLuis]

What Fresh Hell? Our Manchurian President shows his true colors

The Wall Street Journal reported that Trump’s White House had come up with “a well laid-out plan” to take the indictments of 12 Russian intelligence officials for hacking the Dems and “shove it in Putin’s face and look strong doing it.” He was supposed to confront Putin both during his private meeting with the Russian leader “and in the public news conference afterward.” In other words, they wrote in big block letters, DO NOT COLLUDERATE. Unfortunately, said one White House aide, “he did the exact opposite.”

As usual, Tangerine Trujillo is his own worst enemy. He has done more to keep Kremlingate front and center than the fake news media or the Derp State ever could.

Now that Fox is going Disney, the Trumpanzy is running out of apologists, except in the lick spittle Congress, and even there he's losing too!

 

[JackLuis]

WATCH: Virginia GOP US Senate candidate drowned out by debate audience laughter for saying Trump is ‘standing up to Russians’

The Republican U.S. Senate candidate running to take the seat of Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA) had to make an awkward pause during a debate response on Friday night as the audience drowned him out in laughter for saying President Donald Trump is standing up to Vladimir Putin.

In the video uploaded to Twitter, candidate Corey Stewart — who has been dogged by his own racist comments and advocacy for the Confederacy — was speaking up for the Republican president when he went a bit too far for the audience.

Kneel up to Putin you mean?

 

[JackLuis]

‘Flummoxed’ Trump thought he’d ‘shown strength’ in Helsinki until watching cable news: report

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onald Trump thought that he performed well at his summit with the Russian dictator who worked to install him in office and only learned that he’d flopped after watching cable news, according to a new report by the Washington Post.

Trump left Finland on Air Force One believing that he had “shown strength.” Then he turned on the TV.

“Roughly an hour into the flight, Trump’s mood darkened and grim reality set in as he consumed almost universally negative cable news coverage and aides began reviewing pages upon pages of printed-out statements from fellow Republicans lambasting the president,” the Post writes. “Trump called his former chief of staff, Reince Priebus, to discuss the trip and his news conference, and he also huddled with White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders in his cabin at the front of the plane to strategize.”

Trump thought the summit was “a clear success” and was “flummoxed” by the negative reaction.

“He waxed on about his impressions of Putin up close — strong, smart and cunning, in Trump’s assessment — and told associates that he viewed the Russian as a formidable adversary with whom he relishes interactions,” the report says.

At least he didn't get cum on his tie.

 

[KeithD]

Yes, Corey Stewart is laughable.

Putin, though, has some work to do if he wants to continue running Trump as an asset (and maybe he doesn't; maybe it's becoming time for him to add to the chaos in the American system by throwing his blackmailed asset under the bus). He needs to tell Trump that Trump should badmouth him and the Russians sometimes. Otherwise, it will just result in what Corey Stewart got--the horselaugh from the audience.

 

[JackLuis]

Hillary Clinton Trying To Start War With Iran, Wait Our Bad We Meant Donald Trump

It's Dog Wagging Season!

Hillary Clinton Trying To Start War With Iran, Wait Our Bad We Meant Donald Trump

Donald Trump, apparently catching up on Fox News after returning from another important golf trip to his Bedminster club in New Jersey, had himself a fine meltdown late last night, threatening Iran with all-caps "CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED," as a perfectly stable genius with the launch codes does. This could mean John Bolton will finally get that war with Iran he's always dreamed of, or maybe that in six months Trump will hold a summit with Iranian leaders that accomplishes nothing but lets Trump paint himself as a peacemaker.

Then there's Bolton, who proposes attacking Iran in response to literally anything happening in the Middle East. As recently as March of this year, Bolton fantasized in a Wall Street Journal op-ed about toppling the Iranian government before the 40th anniversary of the 1979 revolution so America can "reverse the shame" of the hostage crisis, and he's never given any indication that he sees any particular risk in going to war to do that. It's not like any American plans for war in the Middle East have ever gone wildly different from the initial plans, have they?

Some awesome video of cruise missiles being fired sure would take everybody's minds off Vladimir Putin visiting the White House this fall, that's for sure.

Bob,Bob! Anytime now, Bob!

 

[JackLuis]

MSNBC panel digs into scariest thing about Trump’s survival strategy: ‘would follow his base off a cliff—taking country with him’

On Monday, MSNBC panelists tried to make sense of President Donald Trump’s recent erratic behavior, including threatening to strip former intelligence officials of their security clearance.

Mara Gay, a member of the New York Times editorial board, pointed out that Trump’s only source of solid support is his base—which is not good news for the country.

All 12% of voters will make a difference in November!

 

[JackLuis]

Senate Decided In 3 Mins To Rebuke President Donald Trump

Cliff note: "This Fucker's nuts!"

 

[JackLuis]

‘No one in Trump world is sleeping soundly’: Reporter with access to Cohen details the fixer’s next phase of attack

Donald Trump’s former attorney and longtime “fixer” Michael Cohen feels like he’s been “hung out to dry,” Vanity Fair reporter Emily Jane Fox noted during a Tuesday morning MSNBC appearance — and he’s using what he knows to hit back at the president and his family.

“For ten years Michael Cohen had a window into everything that happened within the Trump organization,” the reporter whose access to the attorney has led to a series on his tumultuous relationship with Trump told MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough. “He had a window into what the president was doing in some of his business dealings, what the children were doing in their business dealings. This is a man who knows a lot and a man who feels he’s been hung out to try.”

 

[KeithD]

This emphasizes just how clueless and "it's all about me" Trump is in his relationships with people.

 

[JackLuis]

Biographer David Cay Johnston reveals that Russia has amassed a 30-year trove of compromising dirt on Trump

Donald Trump has been a shady businessman who was entangled with Russians for 30 years, Pulitzer-winning journalist David Cay Johnston said on CNN Tuesday.

Johnston has been following Trump’s financial dealings for many years, and wrote a biography of Trump. Johnston says that there are no shortage of compromising facts that would be revealed by looking deeply into the president’s financial dealings.

“He believes in his own mind he’s better than the rest of us, and he should be in charge for life,” he said. “But donald also knows that his tax returns are a real problem…. Russian money is very important to Donald’s position. And explains why when he has no money and he had no credit, he was flush with cash through all sorts of deals as well as being bailed out a few years ago.”

Tax Returns are Trump's Achilles Heel. Do you think Bob hasn't seen them?

 

[JackLuis]

Meanwhile in Floriduh.

Florida Republican fears Trump is killing GOP in suburbs: ‘We’re the party of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel’

An anonymous Republican insider in Florida this week told the Tampa Bay Times that they’re worried that the GOP under President Donald Trump has become exclusively the party of rural white Americans.

As part of the Tampa Bay Times’ monthly “Florida Insider Poll,” several anonymous GOP insiders fretted about the impact Trump’s presidency will have on their party’s fortunes in the 2018 midterm elections.
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“We’ve gone from being the party of Jeb Bush Republicans who can win everywhere and over-perform in Democratic areas to the party of red hat Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel and QAnon,” the Republican said, referring to the “Simpsons” character who is a stereotype of rural white Americans. “Who thinks this is going to end well?”

Not me!

 

[JackLuis]

Meanwhile in Floriduh.

Florida Republican fears Trump is killing GOP in suburbs: ‘We’re the party of Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel’

An anonymous Republican insider in Florida this week told the Tampa Bay Times that they’re worried that the GOP under President Donald Trump has become exclusively the party of rural white Americans.

As part of the Tampa Bay Times’ monthly “Florida Insider Poll,” several anonymous GOP insiders fretted about the impact Trump’s presidency will have on their party’s fortunes in the 2018 midterm elections.
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“We’ve gone from being the party of Jeb Bush Republicans who can win everywhere and over-perform in Democratic areas to the party of red hat Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel and QAnon,” the Republican said, referring to the “Simpsons” character who is a stereotype of rural white Americans. “Who thinks this is going to end well?”

Not me!

 

[JackLuis]

Trump rallies supporters to ignore reality: ‘Just remember what you’re seeing… is not happening’

President Donald Trump told a group of veterans on Tuesday not to believe their eyes when it came to his presidential actions.

While speaking to the Veterans of Foreign Wars in Kansas City, Trump lashed out at what he calls “fake news.”

“It’s amazing. They are doing a number, just stick with us,” Trump ranted. “Don’t believe what you see from these people in the fake news.”

“Don’t believe that crap you see from these people, the fake news,” he said, pointing to the journalists in the audience.

After a raucous round of applause, Trump called CNN “the worst,” and then he alleged that NBC’s reporting is created “by the lobbyists and by the people that they hire.”

“Just remember, what you are seeing and what you are reading is not what’s happening,” he said.

You mean Trump really isn't Prez?

 

[JackLuis]

Fox News’ Andrew Napolitano reveals Trump is in legal jeopardy over Cohen tapes: ‘There is indication of a fraud

Fox News judicial analyst Andrew Napolitano, a former judge, told Fox News on Wednesday that a tape of President Donald Trump talking about paying hush money to a former Playboy model appears to be like evidence of a crime.

While speaking to Napolitano on Wednesday, Fox News host Bill Hemmer noted that Trump attorney Rudy Giuliani claimed that the tape of Trump talking about paying off Karen McDougal is “no indication of any crime.”
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“There doesn’t appear to be any indication of any crime but I think that’s the wrong analysis,” Napolitano said. “There is an indication of a fraud. And the significance of that is, if the client and the lawyer discuss the commission of a crime or discuss the commission of a fraud, there is no attorney-client privilege in that conversation, meaning the tape can be used by anybody.”

Say it, Collusion to defraud!

 

[JackLuis]

TIME FOR YOUR DAILY MICHAEL COHEN UPDATE! Wait, where are you going?

Cohen's lawyer Lanny Davis gave CNN that tape of him and Trump talking about paying AMI, the parent company of the National Enquirer, for the rights to the story of Karen McDougal, the Playboy lady who Made Heterosexual with Donald Trump for some terrible reason. She was in love with him, for some terrible reason! Thoughts 'n' prayers to Karen McDougal, for some terrible reason!

The tape is ... it's a tape! Is it "exculpatory," just like Rudy Giuliani says? Unclear! Is this tape the hottest, most salacious thing you will hear all day? HARD FUCKING PASS. It is the stupidest presidential candidate in American history talking to the stupidest lawyer from the stupidest law school in America, a guy who used to call his client "MIS-TURRRR TWUMP" and bragged about how he was willing to get shot in the middle of 5th Avenue to protect his boss.

Here's the tape, but don't watch the rest of the MSNBC clip because it's just Brian Williams being a dumbass:

Some people say that this was the least incriminating tape Cohen has,and released it as a shot across the bow of Don the demented. More to come!

 

[JackLuis]

It’s now stunningly clear that Trump’s brain inevitably loses track of reality

It was obvious from the beginning that Donald Trump was a fabulist and a liar, and there seemed to be a shocking willingness among many Americans to roll with his alternate version of reality. Snyder’s little book was a strangely comforting message in those strange early days, giving people a little bit of a roadmap as to how to approach these bizarre and unfamiliar circumstances.

I suspect those words have echoed in the minds of many people over these last months. On Tuesday, they came flooding back for me when I watched President Trump say in a speech to the Veterans of Foreign Wars: “Just remember, what you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening.” This prompted members of the audience to turn toward the media in the back of the hall and boo lustily.

Needless to say, millions of people who may not have read that book by Snyder certainly have read George Orwell’s “1984” and were reminded of this famous passage:

"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command."

 

[KeithD]

I seriously doubt Trump has read 1984, though. It's well above his reading level.

 

[jp55665566]

"weak sauce weak of the t r a t i o r" ?

dude your politics are on par with your syntax.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo forced to serve up weak sauce from the Orange Goon in the Oval office.
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[jp55665566]

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo forced to serve up weak sauce from the Orange Goon in the Oval office.

I apologize to myself, in advance...
It sounds like you don't appreciate our great President.

 

[phrodeau]

I apologize to myself, in advance...
It sounds like you don't appreciate our great President.

Appreciate who?

 

[JackLuis]

I apologize to myself, in advance...
It sounds like you don't appreciate our great President.

oh do laud El Douchy. Regale us of his accomplishment/s!

He loves sweet prose in his honour, and as a good ass licking.

Or so I 'm informed.

 

[JackLuis]

Too True!

Trump ‘got elected because the Republican Party sucks’

Trump is clearly feeling the heat over the Michael Cohen tapes

When the warrants to search Cohen’s office and residence were first issued back in April, Trump flipped his lid in an infamous tirade for he TV cameras in front of the cabinet:

It was another of his frequent “L’état, c’est moi” moments in which he equates any actions against him personally with attacks on the United States of America. Ever since then Trump has seemed more off balance than usual, bouncing frenetically all over the globe and desperately changing the subject whenever it comes up.

We don’t know what Cohen has on Trump, but it’s pretty clear that there is more to their relationship than what we’ve seen so far. And what we’ve seen is damning.

Trump’s been paying off women and ‘Russian gangsters’ for decades

“Some lawyers may tape a client now and then to make sure they get their directions straight,” the biographer noted. “And the other reason is, this is insurance. If the boss is asking you to commit an illegal act and you have a tape of him, you have an insurance policy.”

Trump, Johnston said, has resorted to payoffs like those he undertook with former Playboy models Karen McDougal and Stormy Daniels “the whole thirty years” he’d been covering him.

What a Moron?

 

[JackLuis]

Ex-Trump aide Omarosa Newman pens ‘Unhinged’ White House memoir

Former White House aide and reality television star Omarosa Manigault Newman will chronicle her time in U.S. President Donald Trump’s administration in a memoir to be released Aug. 14, her publisher said Thursday. Publisher Gallery Books said “Unhinged: An Insider’s Account of the Trump White House” will recount Newman’s role in Trump’s political rise, from her campaign trail focus on reaching out to African-American voters to her role in White House communications. SPONSORED A White House spokeswoman did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the book on Thursday. Newman, who once worked in U.S. President Bill Clinton’s administration, initially rose to fame as a contestant on Trump’s reality TV show “The Apprentice” in 2004. She worked on his 2016 presidential campaign, during which she said Trump’s detractors would eventually have to “bow down” to him. Newman left the White House in December and returned to reality television two months later, appearing on the CBS television show “Big Brother,” where she drew widespread media attention for condemning Trump and his administration.

Newman’s Trump White House memoir follows others affiliated with the administration including “A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies and Leadership,” by James Comey, who was fired as FBI director by Trump, and spokesman Sean Spicer’s recently released “The Briefing: Politics, The Press and the President.”

Half way thru the reign of Trump and the books are coming out.

 

[JackLuis]

As the Weak ends Trump seems to have steped on his own crank!

Republican unloads on Trump for missing deadline to hold Putin accountable for poisonings

Even Republicans are wary of the administration’s inaction. On Thursday, NBC obtained a letter by Rep. Ed Royce (R-CA) chastising the White House for delaying a decision on whether to ramp up sanctions.

“In recent years, Vladimir Putin has steadily escalated his campaign to consolidate power and undermine the United States,” Royce said in the letter.

“Your compliance with the Chemical and Biological Weapons and Warfare Elimination Act of 1991 is critical to showing Putin that we are serious about challenging his deadly acts, as well as his ongoing attacks on our democracy.”

Royce also pointed out that based on the statutory deadline the Trump administration should have acted more than a month ago.

Trump left reeling after finally facing resistance from Republicans

For more than a year and a half, Republicans in Congress have appeared feckless at best and complicit at worst in the face of Trump’s countless controversies and often inexplicable conduct. But after the president stood on the same stage as Vladimir Putin and refused to condemn Russia’s election interference, threw the U.S. intelligence community under the bus, and then blatantly lied about the whole debacle, the blowback from his own party has been swift and seemingly unrelenting.

On his key domestic issue, immigration, Republican leadership has generally been reluctant to speak against Trump’s policies. But Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., and House Speaker Paul Ryan, R-Wis., had to scramble to the White House on Wednesday to convince the president to avert a government shutdown over funding for his border wall ahead of the midterm elections.

Rep. Kevin Yoder, R-Kan., who faces a tough re-election fight in a suburban swing district where voters favored Clinton over Trump in 2016, voted against the Trump administration on immigration twice this week. In an unusual bipartisan move, the GOP-led House Appropriations Committee unanimously passed a measure to reverse a Trump administration decision that immigrants will not be allowed to use claims of domestic violence or gang threats in asylum claims.

It appears that the "Trumpian Circus" has caused, fucken finally, Rethuglicans to gather their fecks.