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[mrron]

.....

 

[shewantsmore]

know all about bedside cabinet though

 

[Slave Master]

We are talking about moving our collection to higher ground

Our children are just starting to explore ...

I just hope they don't grow too quickly - I like keeping things at hand

Katie

 

[ima6uldv8]

That is hilarious! I keep mine in my closet.

 

[shewantsmore]

should not be nosey to look inside or be in bedroom

 

[_me_]

Opened up the drawer of the bedside table a couple of nights ago. Vibrators are out of their bag. Batteries are taken out. Massage oil bottle is empty, lid off and poured out into another dish in the drawer. That's not how we left things.

Did a little quick arithmatic. 1 year old grandaughter + 3 year old grandaughter + 5 year old grandaughter = AWKWARD

Today son is over for a haircut. As my wife is cutting the conversation goes like this. "Uh, Mom. You might want to move some things out of that bottom drawer in your bedroom."

My wife, who never knows when to shut up immediately has to say everything that pops into her head. "Yeah, we noticed some things had been moved. The lid was off the massage oil and it had been dumped out and..."

"Mom! I don't want to hear any more!"

Long awkward silence. Snip. Snip. Snip.

I'm sure nothing like this has ever happened to anyone else.

OMG!!
Awkward, but very funny reading it

 

[ElegantlyElle]

Considering I'm not yet married and don't have kids, this hasn't happened yet. My very wonderful fiance though is already talking about a locking drawer so we don't have this problem. Now, I'm more worried about a snoopy mom finding our collection.

Very cute, but extremely awkward.

 

[ElegantlyElle]

Yes, kids aren't the only ones who get overly curious. Definately get your bf to do something about that. I'm thinking a hidded lock is best because it doesn't draw attention and make people even more curious. On the other hand it needs to be easy to open because you don't want to be fumbling around for a key when the moment is there and you need some lube real quick for a "challenging penetration" or something.

"Challenging penetration?" I don't know this phrase. Then again I'm a squirter and get freakishly wet, so lube isn't really an issue. We have it, but it almost never gets used. He makes me cum a number of times, fucks my pussy with whatever he's going to use for penetration, and in it goes. Usually with a bit of orgasmic pain.

 

[rcthumper]

I'm going to find some type of lock that can be out of sight to secure things. Sex toys etc need to be close at hand for when they are needed. Wish our room could simply be out of bounds, but that's not practical in a small house like ours.

We're getting a good giggle out of it. Our kids are mortified. lol

Oh Mrron sounds like you have lots of fun....Strange how kids don't think the old folks have sex lol

 

[ElegantlyElle]

Lucky you. Unfortunately we've found that changes over time and so a little help is required more often. Of course it isn't always my penis that's going in so some external lubrication is sometimes needed. We're big into body massage to so there's lots of massage oil in our drawer which is just super messy if it gets spilled, so there's another reason for keeping things locked up. Sounds like there's no shortage of fun in your bedroom. Do you allow spectators? Just wonderin.

Why do people always ask me that? No. No I don't.

 

[yorksguy]

Great thread, loved reading and having a good laugh
Thanks for sharing and thank god i dont have kids

 

[philos]

wonder how hard it would be to add a lock to a drawer? Its only a matter of time before my soon to seven year old goes exploring.

 

[monsterrdude]

Yeah, well, my fifteen year old stole some... stuff

 

[the_pet]

I'm sure nothing like this has ever happened to anyone else.

.....my daughter (about 5), upon finding my flesh tone penis shaped vibrator, asked me why I had a big finger in my dresser drawer!

 

[brickroadray]

Opened up the drawer of the bedside table a couple of nights ago. Vibrators are out of their bag. Batteries are taken out. Massage oil bottle is empty, lid off and poured out into another dish in the drawer. That's not how we left things.

Did a little quick arithmatic. 1 year old grandaughter + 3 year old grandaughter + 5 year old grandaughter = AWKWARD

Today son is over for a haircut. As my wife is cutting the conversation goes like this. "Uh, Mom. You might want to move some things out of that bottom drawer in your bedroom."

My wife, who never knows when to shut up immediately has to say everything that pops into her head. "Yeah, we noticed some things had been moved. The lid was off the massage oil and it had been dumped out and..."

"Mom! I don't want to hear any more!"

Long awkward silence. Snip. Snip. Snip.


I'm sure nothing like this has ever happened to anyone else.

LMFAO!

 

[Kat73]

The kids found the porn mags in the garage. I had my husband explain that it was art. The next day they found a porn box on top of the entertainment center...more art. The toys are put up very high in a box with a lid and a lock. I so don't want to explain a 9 inch rubber penis to them!

 

[Kat73]

Too young to be looking at porn!

We have most of the movies and mags locked up in the garage, one of the boxes just got missed! And the movies were from the weekend before!

 

[Kat73]

Were you in the movies?

Thank God no. It's locked up with the toys. That one would be really hard to explain..."Mommy what are you doing to that other girl?"...

 

[seasider]

Opened up the drawer of the bedside table a couple of nights ago. Vibrators are out of their bag. Batteries are taken out. Massage oil bottle is empty, lid off and poured out into another dish in the drawer. That's not how we left things.

Did a little quick arithmatic. 1 year old grandaughter + 3 year old grandaughter + 5 year old grandaughter = AWKWARD

Today son is over for a haircut. As my wife is cutting the conversation goes like this. "Uh, Mom. You might want to move some things out of that bottom drawer in your bedroom."

My wife, who never knows when to shut up immediately has to say everything that pops into her head. "Yeah, we noticed some things had been moved. The lid was off the massage oil and it had been dumped out and..."

"Mom! I don't want to hear any more!"

Long awkward silence. Snip. Snip. Snip.

I'm sure nothing like this has ever happened to anyone else.

I shouldn't laugh....but I can't help it....

Confession time- I did something similar to my parents in my early teens... They'd gone out, it was near Christmas, and I was snooping around tying to find out what they'd bought me for Christmas, as kids do....
Their porn collection, hidden in a box at the back of my mum's wardrobe wasn't what I expected to find...

 

[seasider]

Thank God no. It's locked up with the toys. That one would be really hard to explain..."Mommy what are you doing to that other girl?"...

Yep...that really would be embarrassing

 

[_me_]

I shouldn't laugh....but I can't help it....

Confession time- I did something similar to my parents in my early teens... They'd gone out, it was near Christmas, and I was snooping around tying to find out what they'd bought me for Christmas, as kids do....
Their porn collection, hidden in a box at the back of my mum's wardrobe wasn't what I expected to find...

Ha ha.....

 

[lorddragonwolf]

my wife had taken a pic of her new vibe to send to a friend of hers and forgot to put it away our songot up picked it up and turning it on asked what it was. as it was spinning around and moving she said its for digging holes in the garden. he put it down and walked away.

 

[fridayam]

We don't know that our kids ever found anything compromising--but they did work out how to reverse the plug-in baby alarms so they could listen in to Mum and Dad wrestling. Oh, and they recorded it on their toy cassette recorder. The eldest was 8 at the time.

 

[ivantheterrible]

i remember my daughter walkign through the house with the ex's jelly vibe, waving it around to watch it flop around, and she asks, "mommy whats this?" been funnier if neighbors were visiting at that moment.