....

[mrron]

...

 

[wildthyme]

- when the police knock at the door asking you to keep it down some as the neighbors down the street were woken up.

 

[Firebrain]

- when you notice at the end that the bed is not where it was originally. It's moved a foot.
- when you nearly black out during orgasm
- to steal from one of my friends...when there's ketchup all over the carpet and all up the walls...

 

[jenniboo]

...when you need to stop for water to rehydrate.

 

[kmb411]

When the muscle cramps in back of the legs take 15 minutes to loosen up.
When both black out during the orgasm.
When the dog is howling loud enough to bother the neighbors.

When the neighbors clap when you walk outside the next day.

 

[kmb411]

...when you need to stop for water to rehydrate.

OJ is better... and that is every time.

 

[jenniboo]

OJ is better... and that is every time.

OJ or Gatorade?

 

[QSco]

- when you notice at the end that the bed is not where it was originally. It's moved a foot.
- when you nearly black out during orgasm
- to steal from one of my friends...when there's ketchup all over the carpet and all up the walls...

The near-blackout-orgasm is probably one of the best. I don't even think I could find words to describe the sensation!!

 

[a2005fantasy]

when...

When she doesn't say "your hour is almost up"

When she screams the right name

When you are cross eyed for just a few seconds after orgasm

 

[kmb411]

OJ or Gatorade?

OJ- gatorade is for outside activities, OJ can be used in the bedroom...

 

[happycocksucker]

when the sheets and matress are soaked with more than just sweat

 

[Natalya555]

i now sex is good when i squirt so hard my whole body convulses for a good 3 minutes...and then i fall into a coma

 

[Berno_85]

when the lady who lives 2 lots(which is 200 yards away) over comes knocking on the door to make sure your not being murdered

 

[lonelyjulia]

When you lay there breathing heavily afterwards, glance over at the clock and wonder where those three hours went.

 

[Mac98]

When the neighbors clap when you walk outside the next day.

LOLLL I actually burst out laughing when I read that. I must say, I'd be both embarrassed and proud! Nice one! lolll

 

[lonelyjulia]

Was that your experience last night girl? You don't sound so lonely.

I got the screen name after my lover of over 20 years passed and I was desperately lonely. My new lover has more than taken care of that. It would be inconvenient to change my screen name now.

 

[Malerik]

-When your going at it doggystyle and even though her head is bumping the wall/headboard, she won't let you stop.
-The claw marks she made in your skin while she orgasmed stick around for a few days.
-She goes through the entire range of musical pitches until only dogs could hear her.

 

[dearc]

when the next moring the bathroom scale shows you are 6 pounds lighter

 

[neci]

you have no idea how the bruises got there

 

[smallgirl]

when you finally manage to crawl off the bed and you cant stand up cause the legs are trembling so bad you literally have to crawl to the bathroom.

 

[Missgeorgi]

when Im picking out little pieces of wood out under my nails, from the headboard for days following...

 

[junehaines]

True Story

My husband is a retired police officer and one night he gets a call to the local hotel for domestic violence. When him and his partner arrive, they knock on the door...the man opens the door - naked and my husband sees the lump hidden under the covers of the bed.

The man explains that they had teenage children and needed to have a sex night away from the house where his wife could get "loud".

My husband made the woman lower the sheet to see her face and confirm the man's story (you never know). The man was proud his wife had caused such a sir...my husband said, "Good night, and have fun."

*****
I want the cops to be called on me...but then join in.

 

[Pinktacokitty]

When you know you started Friday and you just realized you were going to be late for work on what you thought was Monday, but turned out to be Wednesday.

 

[sugaredwalls]

When you know you started Friday and you just realized you were going to be late for work on what you thought was Monday, but turned out to be Wednesday.

Lol, that was awesome...and some good sex!

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[Bran_Hopewell]

True Stories.

...she's far from a virgin and discovers she's a squirter.

...the cops show up for a domestic assault call and you stop long enough to answer the door in only a towel doing a tent impression.

...she needs a break and the neighbors are outside smoking. Up and down the block on both sides of the street. We received a standing ovation (always close the windows).

...her mom tries to seduce you after hearing your performance.

...she stops dating guys after the relationship is over.

...she suggests bringing in a friend so you don't break her.