61st Weak of Donald the Distructive!

[JackLuis]

Top Mormon thinkers: Conservative Christians will never again be able to claim the moral high ground after Trump

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[JackLuis]

Cartoon Trump on his porn star affair: ‘Stormy Daniels is lying — unless she said I’m a wildcat in bed in which case it’s all true’

‘WITCH HUNT!’ Trump’s Saturday night Twitter meltdown starts early

 

[JackLuis]

Firing McCabe was a dangerous ploy to discredit the Mueller probe — but it could backfire on Trump

Or it could secure the indictment of additional Co-Obstructionists!

I'd love to see Donny, Mitch, Paulies boy, Jeffy and Rudi all frogmarched out of the Senate and into jail.

Donald Trump has hailed the firing of a veteran FBI agent as a “great day for democracy,” a move his attorney said he hoped would bring an end to a probe into alleged collusion between the president’s campaign and Russia.

But critics slammed the axing as a “dangerous” ploy to discredit the top law enforcement agency as well as the work of Robert Mueller, the special counsel investigating Russian influence in the 2016 election.

McCabe, who was the FBI’s deputy under former director James Comey, is a potentially key witness in the Russia probe.

Trump’s personal attorney, John Dowd, told the Daily Beast on Saturday that he hoped Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein would follow the lead of the FBI Office of Professional Responsibility and “bring an end to alleged Russia Collusion investigation manufactured by McCabe’s boss James Comey based upon a fraudulent and corrupt Dossier.”

Dowd told the Daily Beast he was speaking for the president. But in a subsequent statement he said he had been “speaking for myself, not the president.”

Where does Trump get lawyers? They all suck Donny's dick though.

 

[JackLuis]

SNL opens with devastating takedown of Trump’s firing of McCabe and Tillerson

Trump’s wild week made for a great cold opener on Saturday Night Live, which parodied an episode of Anderson Cooper 360 featuring a panel that covered the week’s many notable firings.

“I’m just a simple man who wanted to make things bad for immigrants, and now here I am taking away the pension of a Christian white,” said Sessions.

The spot started with Kate McKinnon’s always great Jeff Sessions and ended with Fred Armisen’s spot-on impression of Fire and Fury author Michael Wolfe.

In the middle, we got John Goodman as Rex Tillerson, explaining how he was fired by tweet.

“It’s just crazy how one day you’re the CEO of Exxon, a $50 million company, and the next day you’re fired by a guy who used to sell steaks in the mail,” he said.

 

[JackLuis]

Joy Reid jumps all over guest claiming Comey and McCabe firings don’t qualify as obstruction

Digging deep into the odious firing of McCabe by Attorney General Jeff Sessions just 26 hours before the veteran of 21 years law enforcement would have become eligible for his pension, host Reid pressed attorney Seema Iyer and former prosecutor Nick Akerman for their takes on the dismissals.

“This feels like, from a lay perspective, the sort of textbook elements of obstruction — of attempting in every way to signal that the president would like the deputy attorney general to end the investigation himself,” Reid suggested.”When does it become obstruction?”

“The whole thing is a pattern of obstruction,” an animated Akerman exclaimed. “It goes to his intent to end this investigation and here we are, all talking seriously about this crazy [Dowd] e-mail and what’s going on when. In fact, we’re all being played by Donald Trump. He wants us to be talking about this. He doesn’t want us to be talking about Stormy Daniels now.”
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“He wants to know what’s going on in the investigation, that doesn’t mean he acted with corrupt intent,” Iyer suggested, adding “I see Nick is rolling his eyes at me,” as Akerman smirked.

“I just don’t believe that,” Akerman exclaimed. “There is corrupt intent across the board here. He wants this investigation ended because he is now in the middle of it. And it’s not so much the obstruction investigation as the the investigation of the conspiracy between his campaign and the Russian government.”

 

[JackLuis]

Top officials scramble to make Trump-Kim summit a reality

Oh SHIT! Dashing Donald and Lil' Kim talking Nukes!

WE are DOOOMED!

Senior officials staged a flurry of calls and top-level meetings on Friday as they scrambled to make a proposed nuclear summit between US President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un a reality.

There was no immediate breakthrough, but North Korea’s foreign minister was to remain in Stockholm into Saturday for further talks with Swedish leaders, as the Scandinavian intermediary strives to pave the way for talks that could end a threat of nuclear war.

From Washington, Trump called his South Korean counterpart Moon Jae-in, whose government last week passed an apparent summit invitation to Trump from Kim. Trump accepted on the spot and triggered a race to set a credible agenda for what could be a historic breakthrough.

– Rampant skepticism –

 

[BotanyBoy]

Next up!
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[Antryg_Windrose]

Top officials scramble to make Trump-Kim summit a reality

Oh SHIT! Dashing Donald and Lil' Kim talking Nukes!

WE are DOOOMED!

There's a recent Peanuts takeoff with Kim as Lucy van Pelt supporting the football that Trump as Charlie Brown is running to kick. Which one is smarter?

 

[JackLuis]

Trump’s unhinged attacks on Comey pushes fired FBI director’s upcoming tell-all book to #1 best seller spot

The president’s attacks on the FBI, former FBI Director James Comey and the recently fired former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe have apparently helped the sales of Comey’s upcoming potential tell-all.

Comey’s book, “A Higher Loyalty: Truth, Lies, and Leadership,” won’t be released until April 17. As CNN reported on Sunday, however, the president’s most recent attacks have helped it surge on best sellers’ lists.

The book promises Comey will share “his never-before-told experiences from some of the highest-stakes situations of his career in the past two decades of American government, exploring what good, ethical leadership looks like, and how it drives sound decisions.”

“On Sunday morning it was No. 2 on Amazon’s constantly updated list of best sellers,” CNN noted. “The ranking reflects a sudden spike in pre-orders. On Saturday morning, it was No. 15.” As of Sunday afternoon, it has since moved to #1.

Improving the economy is good, Donald.

 

[JackLuis]

Saudi Crown prince said he has Kushner ‘in his pocket’ after allegedly receiving sensitive information from the President’s Daily Briefing

Is it treason if you need the money?

‘Simply outrageous’: Retired four-star general blasts Kushner as a ‘huge threat to rational foreign policy’

Retired four-star Army General Barry McCaffrey slammed White House senior advisor Jared Kushner after breaking news that Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman bragged about having Kushner “in his pocket” during a Wednesday appearance on All In with Chris Hayes.

“What’s your reaction?” Hayes asked.

“Putting Jared Kushner — a 30-something person with no foreign policy experience or defense policy experience — as a leading representative of the United States is simply outrageous,” McCaffrey charged. “So reading out the State Department and having one-on-one contact with Jared Kushner, by phone and in person, is a huge threat to a rational policy making process.”

“It has no precedent, in my view, in American government,” he added.

 

[Hypoxia]

Saudi Crown prince said he has Kushner ‘in his pocket’ after allegedly receiving sensitive information from the President’s Daily Briefing

Is it treason if you need the money?

No. As defined in the US Constitution: "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort." Saudia may be a moral enemy but it's a military ally. No, Kushner is guilty of spying, passing classified info to a foreign state. Spies are hanged.

 

[JackLuis]

Karen McDougal tells CNN Trump once tried to pay her after sex

Washington (CNN)Donald Trump once tried to offer Karen McDougal money after they had been intimate, the former Playboy model told Anderson Cooper Thursday in an exclusive interview on CNN.
"After we had been intimate, he tried to pay me, and I actually didn't know how to take that," she said of their first alleged sexual encounter.
When Cooper asked if Trump tried to hand her money, McDougal said, "He did."
"I don't even know how to describe the look on my face," she said. "It must have been so sad."

McDougal appeared on CNN to tell her story of an alleged affair she had with now-President Donald Trump over a decade ago and its emotional fallout, as well as to air her grievances with the company she's suing over the story.

McDougal said their relationship was consensual and loving, and that they saw each other regularly through the duration of the alleged affair.
"I can tell you we saw each other a minimum five times a month, up to bigger numbers per month," she said.
McDougal said they were together "many dozens of times," and responded in the affirmative when asked if they were intimate -- saying later that Trump had not used protection.
She added that she did not know Trump might have been with other women at the time besides his wife.
"I didn't know he was intimate with other ladies," she said. "I thought I was the only one."
Adult film actress Stormy Daniels, whose legal name is Stephanie Clifford, has likewise gone to court to break her silence about an alleged affair with Trump around the same time.

Faithless Donald the Dick.

 

[phrodeau]

He must know the end is coming soon. He just announced that he would never sign another bill again.

 

[Hypoxia]

He must know the end is coming soon. He just announced that he would never sign another bill again.

He's lying, of course. He said he wouldn't sign the budget bill, but he did. Remember, every word he emits by tongue or tweet is the opposite of reality and truth.

No, he knows the end is coming, so he named Bolton as NSA. Bolton will talk Tromp into nuking Korea, Iran, and California. Yes, we're fucking doomed.

 

[Blue]

He's lying, of course. He said he wouldn't sign the budget bill, but he did. Remember, every word he emits by tongue or tweet is the opposite of reality and truth.

No, he knows the end is coming, so he named Bolton as NSA. Bolton will talk Tromp into nuking Korea, Iran, and California. Yes, we're fucking doomed.

I hope something like that doesn't happen (even though it sure looks like it will now that he's got rid of every diplomat and non-American supremacist in his cabinet) but there's a small and immoral part of my brain that's hoping it does.

...Probably the same part that likes action movies...

I just hope they attack North Korea first, realize it's not as easy to wipe out an entire country as they thought, and hold off on starting more wars or adding more fuel to the 2nd Korean war. Attacking Iran first would likely be more destructive.

 

[Hypoxia]

I just hope they attack North Korea first, realize it's not as easy to wipe out an entire country as they thought, and hold off on starting more wars or adding more fuel to the 2nd Korean war. Attacking Iran first would likely be more destructive.

If Tromp launches before Kim does, China has promised to retaliate. That's fucking Armageddon, folks. TEOTFW. If Tromp nukes Iran, who'll shoot back?

The big question: Will Tromp's preemptive-strike launch orders be obeyed?

 

[Blue]

If Tromp launches before Kim does, China has promised to retaliate. That's fucking Armageddon, folks. TEOTFW. If Tromp nukes Iran, who'll shoot back?

The big question: Will Tromp's preemptive-strike launch orders be obeyed?

>Wikipedia
"As commander-in-chief, the president is the only individual with the authority to order the use of nuclear weapons. A two-man rule applies, however: the National Command Authority comprising the president and Secretary of Defense must jointly authenticate the order to use nuclear weapons to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. It is argued by Franklin Miller that the President has almost single authority to initiate a nuclear attack since the Secretary of Defense is required to verify the order, but cannot legally veto it. However, Section 4 of the 25th Amendment of the Constitution allows for the vice president, together with a majority of cabinet heads or Congress, to declare the President disabled or unfit to execute the duties of the office."

So I guess it depends almost entirely on whether Mike Pence is willing to disobey it or not.

 

[KeithD]

The kicker is that Mike Pence is a genuine nut job as well.

 

[JackLuis]

As we end the 61st Weak of the Donald, wee see this:

Stormy Daniels attorney reveals ‘thuggish’ acts by Trump fixer ‘delivered in person’ — and warns DVD ‘contains evidence’

During a Friday MSNBC appearance, the attorney for Stormy Daniels revealed offered more details about the physical threat his client allegedly received and his nature of the cryptic insurance policy he posted on Twitter.

“President Trump is under siege from three separate lawsuits filed by an adult film actor, a former Playboy model and a former contestant on his show The Apprentice,” Matthews reminded. “It doesn’t look like it’s about to let up.”

“For more, I’m joined by Michael Avenatti, attorney for Stormy Daniels,” Matthews noted. “I think you’re a match for the president, sir. I’ve been watching you, I never seen it done quite so well.”

“This is a picture, I assume, a tape of her taking the lie detector test?” Matthews asked. “Would that be a good guess?

“No, that would not be a good guess, Chris, I appreciate the compliment,” Avenatti answered.

“We’re getting close, it is a DVD?” Matthews followed-up.

“Let me tell you this, Chris, that DVD contains evidence of this relationship.”

“How vidid and how threatening was the bodily threat, the threat of bodily harm?” Matthews asked. “Was it delivered in person or on the phone?”

“Chris, here’s what I’ll tell you, the threat was delivered in person, my client is going to describe it in detail on Sunday,” Avenatti answered. “It was very frightening to her and I think [viewers] are going to come away with a firm understanding after that interview of exactly what happened here.”

Video always sells better. Muahahah!

 

[JackLuis]

Columbia linguistics professor explains that Trump doesn’t lie like Mr. Burns — he’s a child like Homer Simpson

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Always remember that!​

 

[phrodeau]

Underage stories are prohibited on this site.

 

[Hypoxia]

Underage stories are prohibited on this site.

There's a loophole. A child's mind in an adult body is OK, but not vice-versa. Put a ten-year-old into a coma, awaken them at age twenty, and they can squash all the frogs they want, naked. Or play miniature golf all day, naked. Or be president in the the bathtub, naked. Hey, a sea serpent!

 

[Captainnumnuts]

Underage stories are prohibited on this site.

People have found a way around it and the site doesn't seem to care.

There's a loophole. A child's mind in an adult body is OK, but not vice-versa. Put a ten-year-old into a coma, awaken them at age twenty, and they can squash all the frogs they want, naked. Or play miniature golf all day, naked. Or be president in the the bathtub, naked. Hey, a sea serpent!

I know a little about that.