53 Dumb Crazy Stupid Laws

[3113]

Fun for the whole family! 53 dumb crazy stupid laws.

Among my faves:

*Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida: Damn. There goes my sex life in Florida.

*It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol in Louisiana: Louisiana is tough. You want to legally rob a bank, you use bullets!

*Beavers in Michigan could be fined up to $10,000 per day for building unlicensed dams.

*An anti-crime law in Texas requires criminals to give their victims notice: Tx, why didn't you tell us about this? How thoughtful.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

They only found 53 nation-wide? Hell, California has at least that many all by ourselves.

 

[mynameisben]

They only found 53 nation-wide? Hell, California has at least that many all by ourselves.

Yeah, if I had a nickel for every stupid tax law passed in California, I'd be a millionaire. But then, it would only be one nickel after taxes.

 

[JackLuis]

"I'm not my beaver's keeper." is a great line.

There's a Plot Beaver for you.

 

[TxRad]

"I'm not my beaver's keeper." is a great line.

There's a Plot Beaver for you.

Would that be a loving wives story?