500

[R Nitelight]

Now that I have reached 500 posts and can choose my own title, after careful thought, consultation with family and clergy, several focus groups, and picking random words out of a hat, I have selected as my new title....
Huh?
What's that?
1000?
Are you sure?


Never mind.

 

[Guest]

For a clever guy, sometimes you post some silly things. Just think if you had posted all these under your original name Sparky instead of spreading them out between this and Purple you would already have the 1000 and be able to call yourself

"New Jersey's Toxic Waste"

 

[minx]

Congratulations Nitelight! Are you going to make us wait until you hit 1000 before you tell us what your choice for a new title will be?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

That's actually pretty good....

Once you get to a grand - title yourself - Huh?

Me? I'm takin' "Big Fuckin' Jesus."

 

[Cheri]

Just think if you had posted all these under your original name Sparky instead of spreading them out between this and Purple you would already have the 1000 and be able to call yourself

Ther really is a quite amusing thought...Nitelite, Sparky and Purp being the same person. And if you are, I am forsaking life to go throw myself at your feet, cause who knows with these three cool alters, the rest might be a barrel of monkeys too!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

A sparkly, purple nightlite. Are you on acid?

 

[Silverlily]

HEY! My kids have a sparkly, purple nightlight!

It's shaped like a butterfly. Hmmm, Sparky, I know you have horns, do you have wings too?

 

[Purple Haze]

It's harder than you realize, being three people. Oh shit, I was supposed to be Nitelight this time.

 

[Cheri]

You have your fantasies and I'll have mine!

 

[R Nitelight]

Cheri, you give me serious wood...
Wait, that's the Purple Haze persona.
Damn.

 

[Purple Haze]

Cheri, you give me serious wood.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cheri?

I'd like to pop you!

 

[Alyrahh]

Re: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

A sparkly, purple nightlite. Are you on acid?

LOL! Gotta hand it to you Sparky, that was way funny.

 

[Deborah]

Hey Purple Haze, I'm filling you in. This thread seems so much more appropriate than that other one. (I asked PH if he wanted to play a little detective game)

There is a person on this board with multiple personalities, if you get my drift. I'm talking multiple registered names.

Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to uncover what registered names she is now covertly operating under.

I'll give you clues. First, I'll show you who she used to be and how she uses multiple personalities to further her own agenda, whether it be to validate herself or stir up shit.

Are you man (or men, if you are really Sparky and R. Nitelight) enough to accept the challenge?

Just to give you further incentive, I think "Don't Litter" just might be this same person. Kind of a ploy to take the heat off her. I'm not sure, just a guess, but that's the way she runs this scam.

 

[Gaucho]

I'll give you clues. First, I'll show you who she used to be and how she uses multiple personalities to further her own agenda, whether it be to validate herself or stir up shit.

You know, Deb, this description sounds an awful lot like you. Is the pot calling the kettle black here?

Enquiring minds want to know.

 

[Purple Haze]

Deborah, questions:

Are you sure she is'nt a he, whoever it is.

You would need multiple computers to do this, not?

You don't think I'm one of her personalities, do you? I'm having enough trouble coming up with Sparky's stuff.

(puts on raincoat) "Don't leave town."

 

[Cheri]

Here ya go, Deborah. Since Purp is being a little dense, I'll draw him the pic he seems to need.

Are you sure she is'nt a he, whoever it is.

Yes, a man couldn't be that clever, you, RNite and Spunk excluded that is.

You would need multiple computers to do this, not?

All you have to do is change the login and password at the top of the message screen after you type the message.

You don't think I'm one of her personalities, do you? I'm having enough trouble coming up with Sparky's stuff.

And we are all impressed at how clever you all seem to be and I bet your fellow Mensa nerds blow Yoo-hoo through their noses when the read the intellectual gobbly gook you come up with. Damn Sparky's stories alone would make you their God!

(puts on raincoat) "Don't leave town."

So should I just sit her naked or can I actually move?

 

[Purple Haze]

I never claimed to be bright, but thanks for the info. A naked woman? It registers clearly. Wiggle a little if you must.

 

[Lasher]

Shit...

I'd play, Deborah, but I already know too many of the answers. I don't want to piss everyone off by getting everything right before they have a chance to play.

And I think the game will be a lot more fun if everyone gets a chance to play, LOL.

I can help with the hints if you'd like. That could be fun...

 

[Purple Haze]

Hmmmm, I have an idea........naw, she isn't smart enough. Let see, who's smarter than me?

I give up, Deborah, could be anyone.

 

[CelestialBody]