500 posts. 500 more to go.

[Xander]

Okay people. I've passed the golden 500 marker And party is on me!!!

You are all invited to Xanders' castle for a great party.
Booze, beer, wine and all the delicious dishes any of you want. You got.

Please enter my friends. To Xanders' Guru celebration.

All are most welcome

 

[Guest]

<climbing on top of Xander>

Now the party IS on you!

 

[Angelique]

*offering myself as a delicious dish to the new Guru*

Congrats Sweetie!

 

[Siren]

 

[Carl East]

Congratulations.

May I enter, oh master of the knowledge.

Carl.

 

[Gingersnap]

Oh Lord Xander!! I parachute in to party central and rip off my jumpsuit. Skipping to the center of the room I grab his lordship's hand and we dance wildly across the room. We are young and free and wacked out of our minds on Guru punch. Eanie Meanie Jelly Beanie the spirits are about to speak.... Speak spirit Speak!!!!!!

 

[Siren]

 

[Laurel]

I think I mentioned this somewhere before, but as a special treat anyone who reaches 1,000 posts gets to make up THEIR OWN title. We figure it's the least we can do to show our appreciation for you wasting so much of your life with us.

 

[Lasher]

but as a special treat anyone who reaches 1,000 posts gets to make up THEIR OWN title.

Hmmm...now I'm really looking forward to next weekend..... Pretty sure I can get in 200 or so posts in 4 days...

*thinking*

Tell me if this sounds humble enough....

THE LORD AND MASTER OF ALL HE SURVEYS

I'll have to think on that one....

 

[Laurel]

Don't sell yourself short, Lasher... Isn't the "All He Surveys" part a bit limiting?

 

[Lasher]

Good point..wouldn't want to be limiting. Guess I still have time to work on it.

 

[Thumper]

Jesus Christ Siren, didn't you almost burn down the grocery store last week? Gotta get out the firehose again!

Got way too long to worry about it but I think I'll take Court Jester....

 

[Sammyjo]

I better start thinking about my new title, too.

And if I don't start posting more I'll lost my 3rd place title!!! LOL

 

[Lovely Latina]

Tell me if this sounds humble enough....

THE LORD AND MASTER OF ALL HE SURVEYS

Is that with or without your little magnifying glass?

 

[Lovely Latina]

Ooops!

Forgot to say congrats on your new Guru status, Xan-man!

Quite a "feet" (this thread is an "orgy" just waitin' to happen...I feel it) you have accomplished! Good work...keep IT up!

Oh...and tell Carl that I give him permission to enter now.

 

[Lasher]

Careful, Latrina...

*sits thinking with a "killer smile bordering on a devilish, sexy smirk"*

Cause, ya know, when I do get to that magic 1000 post mark, I can make that title ANYTHING I want....

And, btw, what makes ya think the magnifying glass is "little"? Were ya trying to take a "sneaky peaky" again?

[Edited by Lasher99 on 06-24-2000 at 07:23 PM]

 

[Thumper]

SIZZZZZZZZZZZLE!

Keep that magnifying glass out of the sun Lasher.....that could be disastrous

Uhmmmmm "where" or "were"? Just had to call ya on that..Don't think I've seen to many typos on a Lasher post

 

[Lasher]

Thanks for the tip, Thump. Wouldn't want someone startin' a thread about how I can't type. Hehehehe.....

 

[Xander]

Yowser people

Sorry. Been a little distracted here. I was meditating

Now, who is that on my shoulders???

Thank you for attending, all you all-knowing people. It warms my guru heart to see your smiling faces. C'mon LL I KNOW you got a smilie to insert here

Now, everybody, let's sit down in a circle and get to know each other

Oh SIREN, what did you exactly do with that candle???

Oh and Madam Laurel the Great I already know what my title will be when I hit 1000. But I think it's gonna scare the shit out of Lasher hehehehe.

Enough talk. Let's form that circle and get to know each other *closing eyes and extending hands* huuummmmmmmm hummmmmmmmm hhummmmmm hummmmmmm hhummmmmm

Oh before we start. I think this one will be in order

Doing the Potent Power Pelvis Dance

Yeah baby Yeah!!!!

Okay, Let's form that circle now

 

[ShyGoddess]

I was just curios. If a woman becomes a madam, what does a man become?

 

[Carl East]

Her slave.

Carl.

 

[Siren]

 

[Laurel]

LOL @ Carl!

 

[Topps]

Hip Hip Hurra!!!!

Hey Buddy,

Congrat. on your post 500. I guess it will be a while before I get there.

Well let's get this party ONNNNNN!!!! XANDER..... where is the beer???? *S*

Sure is a lot of nice ladys in here...... Damn shame Im to shy to do anything about it...

 

[ShyGuy68]

Beer's on me!

Hail to our new guru!!

Xander when you get to Aalborg, the first beer is on me (that is if you pay the second one)

ShyGuy