Ambrosious
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What is the best breakup you have ever had? Have you ever had a good one? What is the worst?
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Xander
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Never had a good breakup. Amborsious, there's no such thing.
I've had a rather amuzing one though. She broke up with me because, and I quote. "I cannot come to terms with the fact that you weigh less than me"
I didn't know if I should cry or laugh.
She wasn't even remotely overweight.
I've had a rather amuzing one though. She broke up with me because, and I quote. "I cannot come to terms with the fact that you weigh less than me"
I didn't know if I should cry or laugh.
She wasn't even remotely overweight.
Ambrosious
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Damn
That is to cruel man, Xan. I did have one exceptional breakup. I moved to be closer to the cruise ship I was DJ-ing on. She decided not to come. We both still talk and are good friends.
That is to cruel man, Xan. I did have one exceptional breakup. I moved to be closer to the cruise ship I was DJ-ing on. She decided not to come. We both still talk and are good friends.
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I was dating this........
80 year old nun once.....
It was going nowhere fast.
It was mutual - bingo, ended. She died.
That was pretty easy.
The hardest?
When I was a Morman out in Utah - had so many wives I lost count. They simply got sick of my Sparky ass, drugged me - took me into Mexico some where and dumped me in a dry river bed. I walked aimlessly for days, down that river bed. Just about died from thirst. Then a thunder storm flooded the river and carried my tired ass into the Gulf of Mexico. I washed up against an American owned off-shore oil rig. They tood me in and nursed me back to health. It took a full six months to make it back to health and back to Utah. My wives were gone.
I have given up the search. Damn I loved those women.
80 year old nun once.....
It was going nowhere fast.
It was mutual - bingo, ended. She died.
That was pretty easy.
The hardest?
When I was a Morman out in Utah - had so many wives I lost count. They simply got sick of my Sparky ass, drugged me - took me into Mexico some where and dumped me in a dry river bed. I walked aimlessly for days, down that river bed. Just about died from thirst. Then a thunder storm flooded the river and carried my tired ass into the Gulf of Mexico. I washed up against an American owned off-shore oil rig. They tood me in and nursed me back to health. It took a full six months to make it back to health and back to Utah. My wives were gone.
I have given up the search. Damn I loved those women.
Shylady
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Ok don't laugh ... I only dated about 2 guys before I started dating my husband...but (and it is still funny now)
I did have one date with this very shy guy and we had a pretty good time. One afternoon someone came to my door.. this girl I had never seen before ..she told me she was Gary's ex-girlfriend and she was there because he wanted her to ask me to go steady with him (we were 16) I started laughing and told her tell him to call me. I have never to this day heard from him.
hmmm you think we are still going steady?
ohhhh that memory makes me laugh still.
I did have one date with this very shy guy and we had a pretty good time. One afternoon someone came to my door.. this girl I had never seen before ..she told me she was Gary's ex-girlfriend and she was there because he wanted her to ask me to go steady with him (we were 16) I started laughing and told her tell him to call me. I have never to this day heard from him.
hmmm you think we are still going steady?
ohhhh that memory makes me laugh still.
Confession Time
I have never told anyone this.
When I met the man I now call my husband, I was with the guy I had dated since my senior year in high school. We had an open relationship when I moved 1000 miles away for Florida State. I dated a different guy everyday of the week while I was there (#1 party school in the nation), and he never so much as looked at another girl. I came back, and we were back together again, but it wasn't the same, and I don't think either one of us wanted to admit it.
I went back to school in the winter, and met my husband at a club, and there was an instant connection between us. I told him I had a boyfriend, and he said there was no way he was no going to see me again. So I commenced dating both of them at the same time, and felt like slime for it. At a crucial point I realized that I was attracted in no way to my ex anymore, while he was talking about getting married when he finished school in a year. I had to leave him a letter telling him all the lame stuff you always tell an ex to not hurt them. Maybe that is the worst part. He was always there for me, in some very rough times. I was even in their family Christmas picture that year. And I knew that I had to break his heart, and he deserved better than what I was doing to him.
He called me at work after we broke up, and I never let on that I had agreed to marry my husband, even when he called the week I was getting married (we eloped and went to Niagra Falls). I got my cell phone disconnected so that I didn't have to tell him. I still feel like a horrible person because of it. But I guess that is life....we all have done things to hurt innocent people, and are not proud of it. I just hope he is happy, because he deserves it.
I have never told anyone this.
When I met the man I now call my husband, I was with the guy I had dated since my senior year in high school. We had an open relationship when I moved 1000 miles away for Florida State. I dated a different guy everyday of the week while I was there (#1 party school in the nation), and he never so much as looked at another girl. I came back, and we were back together again, but it wasn't the same, and I don't think either one of us wanted to admit it.
I went back to school in the winter, and met my husband at a club, and there was an instant connection between us. I told him I had a boyfriend, and he said there was no way he was no going to see me again. So I commenced dating both of them at the same time, and felt like slime for it. At a crucial point I realized that I was attracted in no way to my ex anymore, while he was talking about getting married when he finished school in a year. I had to leave him a letter telling him all the lame stuff you always tell an ex to not hurt them. Maybe that is the worst part. He was always there for me, in some very rough times. I was even in their family Christmas picture that year. And I knew that I had to break his heart, and he deserved better than what I was doing to him.
He called me at work after we broke up, and I never let on that I had agreed to marry my husband, even when he called the week I was getting married (we eloped and went to Niagra Falls). I got my cell phone disconnected so that I didn't have to tell him. I still feel like a horrible person because of it. But I guess that is life....we all have done things to hurt innocent people, and are not proud of it. I just hope he is happy, because he deserves it.
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