50 shades of grey fantasies

master_chay

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I found the above, "50 shades of grey fantasies" in the search stats from my new website.

Which made me think ...

What would you LOVE to do to one of the FSOG characters, right now ...?

:devil::devil::devil:
 
Good lord -- this might be the thread that gets lovecraft68 back here.

I haven't read enough and don't care enough about what I've heard to even think about this kind of thing. But plenty of others likely have.
 
Yeah I thought it was a bit risque ... :cool:


First thing that came to my mind was ...

Christian Grey stared at the swollen pregnant belly of his wife and realised he had made a huge, huge mistake ...
 
Lol, I don't think it has anything to do with it being too risqué--there have been a number of threads on this board alone where we've discussed our feelings towards the book, and I don't remember "too risqué" or anything like that being mentioned.

If you are interested in using the characters as a jumping off point (or something like that), the aforementioned lovecraft posted about something similar in the BDSM Cafe, here.

Best of luck finding inspiration wherever you can!
 
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Thanks for the thread link.

:rose:

"Well now, Christian," said [whatever the fuck the psychologist was called]. "I have found a new method to cure your particular problem. Please remove your trousers."
 
What would you LOVE to do to one of the FSOG characters, right now ...?
Teach them how badly written they are and how incredibly wimpy, pathetic and unsexy the BDSM that they engage in is to the point where they commit suicide in shame and contrition? :confused:
 
Teach them how badly written they are and how incredibly wimpy, pathetic and unsexy the BDSM that they engage in is to the point where they commit suicide in shame and contrition? :confused:

Master 3113 cracked the whip as they looked down at Christian and whatsherface on their knees before them. They looked terrified as their master shouted, "You are badly written! And now, you will suffer for it!"

I'm starting to feel better already!

Keep the suggestions coming!

:devil:
 
50 shades of gray what?

I don't have a clue nor do I want one. :rolleyes:
 
Of course I opened the book, that's what books are for!
With all due respect, Stella, A book is for opening sounds like a cutesy phrase on a poster, one likely featuring a photograph of a cat (a fluffy Persian, perhaps) scowling behind an open copy of Das Kapital, paw raised as if to turn the page or, more likely, bat the spider crawling across Marx's dreary prose.

Some books are better used as doorstops. And, with apologies to the OP, I'll write my own quote:
Ana sat naked on the floor, a bit chilled from the draft, but very still, as Christian had ordered. Though bored, she kept her posture as erect as that Buddha (Akshobhya, had he said?) he used as a bookend in the library, propping up his Gutenberg Bible and Shakespeare first folio--the one that had recently been shipped out to the Louvre on temporary loan.

Are they now laying on their side? she asked herself, rather cross with him for shelving the Gutenberg upside down. I'll have to look, just as soon as he lets me pee.
 
I for sure closed it before I read those words. :eek:

"Shelves a Gutenberg Bible," really. Upside down.

I'm going to drown E.L. James in a vat of PH neutral PVA glue.
 
I for sure closed it before I read those words. :eek:

"Shelves a Gutenberg Bible," really. Upside down.

I'm going to drown E.L. James in a vat of PH neutral PVA glue.

For Heaven's sake do it soon. I saw an advert for the next two 50-shades books.

Shelving a Gutenberg Bible ? Philistine !
A work of art beyond imagination. A triumph of work.
 
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