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And every gas station and grocery store and liqour store. Pretty much any place that sells anything. They've got near total saturation. Amazing for something that hasn't really been around all that long.

It's pretty crazy. But, in all honesty, it saves my life when I'm up all night and have a test at 9am.
 
My favorite warning label is the one on RC cola and Dr. Pepper telling people to open the bottle away from their face because the contents are under pressure.

Really? I've never seen that one. So stupid. You should watch John Stossel's show. He has these specials where he shows stupid warning labels. One was a Superman costume that says "does not induce flight" or something like that.
 
Really? I've never seen that one. So stupid. You should watch John Stossel's show. He has these specials where he shows stupid warning labels. One was a Superman costume that says "does not induce flight" or something like that.

To be fair, anyone who's ever worn a Superman costume has tried to fly.
 
I drink so much tea that caffeine drinks, pro plus and the like have zero effect on me.
 
I survived a 3 year, 2 cups of coffee and 4 pack a day Red Bull bender. I think I'll live through a three 5 hour a week habit.
 
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