44% of American Dads...

[Rumple Foreskin]

44% of American Dads say that religion features in their sex lives.

~ Channel 4 TV programme, called Nine out of Ten Cats.

Is this true!?

Believe it or not, I haven't had sex with 44% of American Dads, so I wouldn't know for sure. However, being a card carrying AD myself, I'd say it's possible. In fact, the figure might be higher, but only if you count the AD's who keep praying during sex that the kids won't wake up.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[The_Darkness]

Of course, that's what it is! They cry out, "Oh fuck, oh fuck, you filthy bitch!" over here.

Lou, you keep earning my quote in your sig.

That's not the onlything of mine you'll end up earning in something of yours if you keep that up.

My real question is HOW does religion feature in their sex lives? Are they thinking of a religious icon during sex? Do they think about Nuns (damnit, Lou!) and other such things, or do they consider their sex lives in light of their religious beliefs?

I guess I'm confused....but since I'll be an American Dad in about 6 months, i should probably get my shit straightened out so I can answer appropriately when the man calls for the next survey to see if religion feature predominently in my sex life.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

No more, "Oh god"'s for you, mr.

I lied.

 

[The_Darkness]

I lied.

Must have....you said your leg was sore in the other thread.....good way to start the day, though.

 

[lil_elvis_lover]

Must have....you said your leg was sore in the other thread.....good way to start the day, though.

Yes, indeedy.

Motivation a bit lacking at the moment, however.

 

[The_Darkness]

Yes, indeedy.

Motivation a bit lacking at the moment, however.

Must have been a really good start to the morning, then....

 

[Svenskaflicka]

True story.

Late night sounds from adjoining motel room.


She: Oh god, help me. Help me. Oh god help me. Oh god, help me.

He: (laughing) Baby, if I ain't helping you, you better call god, cause I'm doing all I can.


Ed

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http://www.pollyjuice.se/Smileys/rotfl.gif

 

[CharleyH]

... say that religion features in their sex lives.

~ Channel 4 TV programme, called Nine out of Ten Cats.

Is this true!?



Inverted crucifixes???

LOL, Oh, on my vacation I visited a prison museum (the town, Kingston, has or had 7 prisons). Did you know they actually have a thing called a Canadian cat o nine tails - and as opposed to the American and British versions - lol. The programme title remined me of this. ANYHOW ...

On a serious note, I would not be surprised. I was talking, just this morning, about how religion is especially noticeable in the US as opposed to here in Canada. If so, and if US men consume porn and prostitutes more than others in the world, well, they have a lot of praying to do, lest their wives find out.

KIDDING!