41 things to make you think

[Lovely Latina]

4. The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

Well then the "average person" must not masturbate as much as most of us do. LOL

 

[Wizard]

LMAO.......At all you folks.....Now that was too funny.

 

[Lethal_beauty_27]

Great post i had a blast reading it.. i printed it out an deveryone from work laughed their asses off. Once again great one.

 

[Thumper]

Excuse me!!!

Miss it? Ha, we've got video! (Available in the Literotica Lobby for $19.95).

Just teasing. Girl, don't you know there all sorts of creepy crawlies outside at 3 in the mornin? And bugs, too!

For some reason that story reminds me of the Redneck Riviera. As long you don't think can fly, you'll be aight.

Wait justa goldamned minute...I am out at 3AM a lot of time...either workin' or playin'....am I a creepy crawly????

Now where do I get acopy of this video? Oh Hunny, I got Mt Dew!!!!

*throwing his antennae back in indignation and scurrying behind the stove*

 

[Bliss]

Be vewy vewy quiet...

OH MY GOD! You scared the bejeezus outta me! That mean little red face is a bad sign, literally. Then, again that's the best laugh I've had all day, Thank You!!

Of course you aren't creepy crawly! Hell, if I thought all creatures out at 3 were creepy crawly, I'd be dissing myself.

Let me see if I can piece the wabbit together from the speeding post. You have a certain "look" and also an 18 yr old daughter. Oh, and Hunny thinks you are a hottie and seemed shocked to discover that you are really an "older man".

(hee hee)
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Running like hell away from the stove!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Im not shocked that hes an older man just that his daughter is only 2 yrs younger than me!! And YES ok Thumper is a hottie!!

 

[Bliss]

I absolutely despise Monday's and y'all have managed to give the giggles! Thank you, thank you, thank you!

I was only teasin Hunny 'n Bunny, don't beat me!

 

[Naked Hunny]

Damnit Ill beat you and you will like it!!

 

[Bliss]

I'm innocent, I tell ya! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net/angel2.gif

 

[Naked Hunny]

Yes well then im a virgin!!

It was immaculate conception Mommy, I swear!!!

 

[Thumper]

Faster than a speeding thread!

More powerful than...than..oh fuck it! Can't think of anything.

Glad to get a smile outta ya Payne...But now I gotta set up a trap for Naked Hunnys...it involves leaving a trail of Mt Dew....Gotta be real careful though, I hear they can be awfully feisty when captured.

As for the look...check out the Clarks thread...

Now...back to the stove...*blushing* Thanks Hunny

 

[Naked Hunny]

Baby im always fiesty it comes along with the hair!!