YourSecretFriend13
Just a guy
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2018
- Posts
- 34
I am searching for a rare Literotica flower. A flirty, fun woman between 45-60. Ideally she would be willing to overlook my occasional abuse of the English language. It is probably asking to much for her to prefer Coca Cola to Pepsi. Triple bonus points if she is a Crimson Tide fan. Oh If she has a hidden kinky side that would be icing on the cake. But, not a deal breaker, deal breakers include well nothing comes to mind, ok maybe not believing even the tiniest amount in BigFoot.
I want my orange envelope to make her to smile and wiggle in her seat. Together we share thoughts and desires from romantic to downright dirty. Some chats might be only about recipes, college football, or what ever strikes our fancy. If she happens to know the secret to get burnt Tuna and Noodle off of a Pyrex dish that would be AWESOME!! I would much rather spend cold winter evenings sharing sensual thoughts and ideas then watching another season of Kitchen Nightmares reruns.
To sum up my post, you did read it right I am 50.. who would lie about being 50? Honestly, I am alone most week day evenings. It would be really nice to find a woman to share mild to wild chats with. The dogs are too busy napping to chat, and the damn cat always wants to argue and tell me I am wrong.
I know this post is a wall of text. I hope you give me some consideration and a PM would be nice as well.
I want my orange envelope to make her to smile and wiggle in her seat. Together we share thoughts and desires from romantic to downright dirty. Some chats might be only about recipes, college football, or what ever strikes our fancy. If she happens to know the secret to get burnt Tuna and Noodle off of a Pyrex dish that would be AWESOME!! I would much rather spend cold winter evenings sharing sensual thoughts and ideas then watching another season of Kitchen Nightmares reruns.
To sum up my post, you did read it right I am 50.. who would lie about being 50? Honestly, I am alone most week day evenings. It would be really nice to find a woman to share mild to wild chats with. The dogs are too busy napping to chat, and the damn cat always wants to argue and tell me I am wrong.
I know this post is a wall of text. I hope you give me some consideration and a PM would be nice as well.
