40 goats and 20 cows

Bill is lucky Akuku Danger didn't go for her, that guy is unstoppable.


This is the country I come from, and you guys wonder why I am this way.
 
Marquis said:
Bill is lucky Akuku Danger didn't go for her, that guy is unstoppable.


This is the country I come from, and you guys wonder why I am this way.

Oh.

And I just thought you were crazy. :eek:
 
graceanne said:

That story cracks me up! Maybe Billy boy's waiting for him to up the offer.....maybe another 10 goats would seal the deal! :D

I used to work a very sweet Kenyan who kept asking if I'd come home with him when he graduated from college! He told me that I would be worshipped as a goddess in his little village because I was pale and blonde! I'm still pale but a redhead now.....wonder if I'd still be worshipped? Sometimes, I think I should have taken him up on the offer! :)
 
What the?! Rip-off! If I were Bill, I'd be negotiating for at least 50 cows and 25 goats. Anything less and he's letting this Chepkurgor fellow get away with highway robbery.

Besides, everyone knows its a seller's market nowadays.
 
wildfyre said:
That story cracks me up! Maybe Billy boy's waiting for him to up the offer.....maybe another 10 goats would seal the deal! :D

I used to work a very sweet Kenyan who kept asking if I'd come home with him when he graduated from college! He told me that I would be worshipped as a goddess in his little village because I was pale and blonde! I'm still pale but a redhead now.....wonder if I'd still be worshipped? Sometimes, I think I should have taken him up on the offer! :)


My mom did that. It didn't work out so hot.
 
wildfyre said:
Thanks for the heads up....guess I made the right choice! :D


True, but you could've ended up with Akuku Danger.


I hope I've prompted somebody to google this guy, he is one of my favorite characters ever.
 
Marquis said:
True, but you could've ended up with Akuku Danger.


I hope I've prompted somebody to google this guy, he is one of my favorite characters ever.

Separated from more than 80 of his wives??? Obviously they were the ones who left. How did he get over 100 women to marry him?
 
wildfyre said:
Separated from more than 80 of his wives??? Obviously they were the ones who left. How did he get over 100 women to marry him?


The man kicks some serious game.
 
Marquis said:
The man kicks some serious game.

How did he come up with bride prices for all those women??? I wonder if he only marries women with little or no families so he doesn't have to worry about it.

He does kick serious game......don't think I'd want to be one of the players though! :D
 
Marquis said:
True, but you could've ended up with Akuku Danger.


I hope I've prompted somebody to google this guy, he is one of my favorite characters ever.


And busy, he sounds really really busy...
 
snowy ciara said:
And busy, he sounds really really busy...




*Kenyan accent*


Akuku Danja is a verry serrious man. He is warking all de time. Each wife is like a nation he has conquered in battle. It takes much wark to maintain such an empire.
 
Hmmm.

The article I found said he paid for the doweries with profits from tailoring and farming and that he never paid less than 18 cows per wife. That's at least 2106 cattle. That's a lot of cattle....
 
snowy ciara said:
Hmmm.

The article I found said he paid for the doweries with profits from tailoring and farming and that he never paid less than 18 cows per wife. That's at least 2106 cattle. That's a lot of cattle....

I guess we know where to find the meat in Africa....
 
As a proponent of (and participant in) polygamy...

I have to say thank you again Marquis! I read the article. Akuku sounds delightful. And I can only hope my man does so well. (We don't have any cows.) It would also help if his other wife wasn't vanilla. :(

And I can hardly wait until the next time Master gives me a casual command, so I can reply, "YES, Master Danger!" He'll beat me soooo hard... :D
 
Technodivinitas said:
I have to say thank you again Marquis! I read the article. Akuku sounds delightful. And I can only hope my man does so well. (We don't have any cows.) It would also help if his other wife wasn't vanilla. :(

And I can hardly wait until the next time Master gives me a casual command, so I can reply, "YES, Master Danger!" He'll beat me soooo hard... :D


No cows?



*tries to hold back his laughter*
 
snowy ciara said:
Hmmm.

The article I found said he paid for the doweries with profits from tailoring and farming and that he never paid less than 18 cows per wife. That's at least 2106 cattle. That's a lot of cattle....

Well hell, if he's paying at least 18 cows.....sign me up after all! :D
 
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