4 star general looking for a biographer

[blobfish]

Hello,

I am a former United States four star general, currently holding a different position in government. I am looking for a biographer to chronicle my life, take down stories from my youth and possibly engage in some erotic exploration if we have a connection. Discretion is paramount.

 

[TheLM]

Hello,

I am a former United States four star general, currently holding a different position in government. I am looking for a biographer to chronicle my life, take down stories from my youth and possibly engage in some erotic exploration if we have a connection. Discretion is paramount.

*claps*

Good show, sir

 

[vampwrrr]

Sounds legit.

 

[Sensual_Curves]

hmmmm....

 

[Meta_Kate]

Were you also a prominent member of the justice league?

 

[Bbb13]

Lmao, can I be the other general?

 

[blobfish]

Were you also a prominent member of the justice league?

My wife calls me "The Flash".

 

[phantom4533]

My wife calls me "The Flash".

Interesting. I was once nicknamed "Lightning"

 

[blobfish]

Interesting. I was once nicknamed "Lightning"

Before we were married, she called me "The Hulk".

 

[Lord_Kallorian]

I claim Bullshit..

He says he is a four star General, but this is his profile...



Age:
20
Biography:
The thing is there is no such thing really as reverse discrimination. It's all discrimination, all racism, no matter who is doing it. It isn't less hurtful when a black or brown person does it to a white person... - Luna_Wolf72
Location:
In an undisclosed location thousands of miles off the coast of Japan
Interests:
Writing on the subway walls, and sometimes tenement halls
Occupation:
Prophet

only 4 star Generals that are 20 are liars or only that in video games..
TRY AGAIN!

 

[blobfish]

He says he is a four star General, but this is his profile...



Age:
20
Biography:
The thing is there is no such thing really as reverse discrimination. It's all discrimination, all racism, no matter who is doing it. It isn't less hurtful when a black or brown person does it to a white person... - Luna_Wolf72
Location:
In an undisclosed location thousands of miles off the coast of Japan
Interests:
Writing on the subway walls, and sometimes tenement halls
Occupation:
Prophet

only 4 star Generals that are 20 are liars or only that in video games..
TRY AGAIN!

I hope you're only roleplaying as the dumbest human being on earth.

 

[Noor]

Can I play the barechested love addled FBI agent?

 

[samanthaswitch]

Can I play the barechested love addled FBI agent?

Only if I get to be the Emperess of the United States. I mean the last Emperor did such a good job. Alas poor Norton dead before your time.

 

[Noor]

Only if I get to be the Emperess of the United States. I mean the last Emperor did such a good job. Alas poor Norton dead before your time.

I am game, how about you Blobby?

 

[TheLM]

He says he is a four star General, but this is his profile...



Age:
20
Biography:
The thing is there is no such thing really as reverse discrimination. It's all discrimination, all racism, no matter who is doing it. It isn't less hurtful when a black or brown person does it to a white person... - Luna_Wolf72
Location:
In an undisclosed location thousands of miles off the coast of Japan
Interests:
Writing on the subway walls, and sometimes tenement halls
Occupation:
Prophet

only 4 star Generals that are 20 are liars or only that in video games..
TRY AGAIN!

That's the voting public for you.

I bet The Onion really rocks your world, eh Mcfly?

 

[lacandy]

Hmmmm... I don't know about writing a biography, but I throw an amazing party and am a "diplomat". Got any friends that might be interested?

 

[bcassidy123]

Can I play the barechested love addled FBI agent?

You can be one of the target dummies he posed with.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Just call me Lois, or Ms Lane if you prefer.

 

[blobfish]

Can I play the barechested love addled FBI agent?

You be the Scully to my Mulder, and we can write our own Sex Files.

 

[Noor]

You can be one of the target dummies he posed with.

Nope.

 

[Noor]

You be the Scully to my Mulder, and we can write our own Sex Files.

OKay but let's switch

 

[BigDaddy71231863]

And please let me comment on the irony of said biography being entitled "All In." Wonder how the team came up with that title, eh?!

 

[blobfish]

OKay but let's switch

I was going go give you the Scully of your life.

 

[EktachromeJP]

This might be the best personal ad ever. Touché sir!