4 second suryey

[Mike Hammer]

How many times in the last week have you stood on your head and masturbated while singing the I'm to sexy song or eating a PB&J sandwich?

 

[Blackbich]

Um, three times that I can remember.

 

[Tantanah]

So many times I lost count...

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Mike Hammer]

Re: Re: 4 second suryey

Time that survey similar to Name That Tune.

<wondering what the 3 second survey will consist of?>

I can complete that survey in 3 seconds.

 

[ksmybuttons]

I don't eat bread so no sandwich for me, and what is the "I'm so sexy" song?

 

[Mike Hammer]

I don't eat bread so no sandwich for me, and what is the "I'm so sexy" song?

Wrap it in a tortilla. It's "I'm to sexy" I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt. Fuck I don't know the whole song, I just sing that part over and over. Somebody that's bored find the lyrics. I feel a need to jerk off now.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[ksmybuttons]

Wrap it in a tortilla... I feel a need to jerk off now.

I don't eat tortillas either. Go jerk. On your head. At least I know which one you are standing on, now.

 

[Mike Hammer]

I don't eat tortillas either. Go jerk. On your head. At least I know which one you are standing on, now.

Yeah you know how it is. My wang is kinda like bell bottom jeans, always under foot. Can't help but stand on it every once in awhile.

 

[Mike Hammer]

So I got bored and found it myself. I figured you fucks either didn't give a crap, or were to lazy to do it for me.

I don't think I can last long enough to sing the whole thing now that I know the words anyway.


I'm Too Sexy
Right Said Fred
from the album Up

I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat, what d'you think about that

I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk, yeah, on the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song

 

[Private Vasquez]

Pass.

 

[bknight2602]

Could you repeat the question again?

 

[teddybear4play]

How many times in the last week have you stood on your head and masturbated while singing the I'm to sexy song or eating a PB&J sandwich?

Last Thursday, I stood on my head and masturbated while singing "I'm Too Sexy" AND eating a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich. Does that count?

TB4p

 

[Coolville]

How many times in the last week have you stood on your head and masturbated while singing the I'm to sexy song or eating a PB&J sandwich?

so that was YOU outside my window last thursday! How the hell did you find out where I live??!! You scared my wife and kid. (although the sight of me doing the above was just as frightening for them...)

 

[hotNnasty]

Could you repeat the question again?

LOL I like your sense of humor

 

[Bindii]

Have you been peeking in my window again?

 

[mike_mike02128]

singing sounds interesting....puts a new spin on it. The pb&j has gotten old. thanks