4 pix, 40 more words, Tell Us One More Story

[Marxist]

4 pix. 40 words or less.

Have fun. Winner gets to massage Alex with a rolling pin.


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[alexandraaah]

Pic one:

"Do you think I have split ends? Seriously, be honest, how's my hair?"

Pic two:

"My eyes are closed and he still isn't getting any better looking."

Pic three:

"You guys promise you'll call me in two weeks with my pap smear results?"

Pic four:

"That better not get in my fucking mou.....miles, you asshole."

 

[perks]

Pic four:

"That better not get in my fucking mou.....miles, you asshole."

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!mint!!!

 

[Vilac]

Alex always loved when she got together with her brother and her father....it made for such a nice reunion.


(you were still shooting for 20 words, yes Marx?)


V~

 

[alexandraaah]

Alex always loved when she got together with her brother and her father....it made for such a nice reunion.


(you were still shooting for 20 words, yes Marx?)


V~

when did I become the object of everyone's ridicule and rolling pins?

I don't have a mullet, marxist. I resent that.

 

[Vilac]

when did I become the object of everyone's ridicule and rolling pins?

I don't have a mullet, marxist. I resent that.

Ummm..does that mean "no" to the rolling pin? <dejected sigh>



V~

 

[miles]

alexandraaah

"miles, you asshole"

THAT was funny!

 

[perks]

pic 1--- This is how we do push ups in this gurl's army
pic 2---My drill sergeant is teaching me the perfect technique for scissor kicks.
pic 3---The quarters are tight, but we try to get along together.
pic 4---The highlight of bootcamp is the food, although we don't have alot of time to eat.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ummm..does that mean "no" to the rolling pin? <dejected sigh>



V~

hell no, I'm not letting a little degradation get between me and my pleasure with.....a rolling pin.

and it's only mildly offensive that you and I have been the only applicants for such a prize.

Bring it on, V.

 

[Guest]

 

[Marxist]

Alex always loved when she got together with her brother and her father....it made for such a nice reunion.


(you were still shooting for 20 words, yes Marx?)


V~

You people ARE going to hell.

40 or less is fine.


My turn:

http://www.kandipeach.com/news/newsimages/DSCN0038486.JPG
Literotica door-to-door cock sales? Seems as though you've caught me with my robe down.

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This model is nice. Got anything else in the box?

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You call this the PC and riff? Do you have it in adult sizes?

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Bitter kids...very bitter.

 

[Marxist]

pic 1--- This is how we do push ups in this gurl's army
pic 2---My drill sergeant is teaching me the perfect technique for scissor kicks.
pic 3---The quarters are tight, but we try to get along together.
pic 4---The highlight of bootcamp is the food, although we don't have alot of time to eat.

Did you fall asleep to "Gomer Pyle: USMC" again?

 

[perks]

Did you fall asleep to "Gomer Pyle: USMC" again?

you left it on, you bastard.

 

[Guest]

 

[Silverlily]

pic 1 - Someday, I will be a real mermaid!

pic 2 - Get your cold feet off me, bitch!

pic 3 - Double your pleasure, double your fun.

pic 4 - What I'd give for a man with decent aim.

 

[lavender]

 

[Marxist]

1. Unfortunately my boobs made me ineligible for the US Gymnastics team.

2. Goddamit, the ceiling has a leak.

3. Boys, if you want to really please me...get your angle right.

4. Slimer was always my favorite Ghostbusters character

I'll never watch Ghostbusters again.

 

[lavender]

 

[Marxist]

Ah, but you must. I have to share with you my theory of how Slimer represents society's aversion to good hard core animalistic fucking.

Dr. Lav N. Der, Professor Emeritus, Dept. of Animal Fucking and Shit

 

[Marxist]

pic 4 - What I'd give for a man with decent aim.

Where should he be aiming?