4-letter Words

[Guest]

We all know 'em. Love 'em.

AND use 'em, especially when driving.

Give us your favorite swear word or phrase.

Extra points given for creativity.

My fav as of late?

"Lick me where I pee."

 

[cloudy]

my current favorite (and we all know who hears it the most):

"Shut the fuck up."

 

[Guest]

Tweezerpeepee has been my insult of choice lately. I also like Bimbobrain.

I try to refrain from excessive use of the general run of four letter words, not from any sense of delicacy or unusual desire not to offend, but to increase their absolute shock value when I scream them at particular choice moments. It's always a delight to see the looks on people's faces when you say a word they don't think you even know.

My brother, the long haul trucker, taught me a lot of them

As for in the car insults hurled at other drivers, I tend to say things like "Put another gerbil in the treadmill, will ya?" and "It's a shame how all these expensive Hummers don't come equipped with TURNSIGNALS" -- followed by my complete repetoire.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I try to refrain from excessive use of the general run of four letter words, not from any sense of delicacy or unusual desire not to offend, but to increase their absolute shock value when I scream them at particular choice moments. It's always a delight to see the looks on people's faces when you say a word they don't think you even know.

Yes. Particularly as I generally, once pushed to the use of profanity, tend to use the most simple, elemental, and offensive sort. Nothing I'd care to repeat. If I'm merely irritated, my word of choice is usually "jackass."

As for in the car insults hurled at other drivers, I tend to say things like "Put another gerbil in the treadmill, will ya?" and "It's a shame how all these expensive Hummers don't come equipped with TURNSIGNALS" -- followed by my complete repetoire.

I'm usually snarling "You know that little stick on the side of your steering colum? Perhaps you might investigate its uses, jackass!"

For some reason, the simple lack of a turn signal reduces me immediately to utter barbarity.

Shanglan

 

[Guest]

OK - this is a joke. Bear with me, I'm drunk.

A toad was all yellow. He decided to see his Fairy Godmother because he wanted to be green like the other toads. She warned him that her wand wasn't working well, but he agreed to the spell anyway. It turned him green except for his cock. That was still bright yellow.

He asked her, "What can I do about this?"

She said, "Go and see the Wizard. Perhaps he can help you."

So off he went.

Next an elephant approached the Fairy Godmother. He was all pink and wanted to be grey like the other elephants. Again, she warned him that her wand wasn't working well, and again, he wanted the spell anyway.

It turned him all grey except for his trunk - that was still pink.

She said, "Go and see the Wizard. Perhaps he can help you."

The elephant asked, "But how do I find the Wizard?"

The Fairy Godmother said, "Just follow the yellow-dicked toad."

 

[Aurora Black]

It depends on how pissed-off I am, but my favorites are French ones:

Putain de merde = "Shitty whore," or "Fucking shit."

Calisse que t'est laid! Est-ce que ta mère t'as chié? = "Fuck, you're ugly! Did your mother shit you out?"

Here's a Greek one that I use a lot:

Parta ston kolo, malaka! = "Up your ass, asshole!"

Swearsaurus, anyone?

 

[FallingToFly]

Merde is one I use a lot.

Cock-mongering squick has been my muttering of choice lately, and I'm not even going into my driving obscenities, they get twisted, tortured and I think most of them are impossible even metaphysically.

 

[Guest]

It depends on how pissed-off I am, but my favorites are French ones:

Putain de merde = "Shitty whore," or "Fucking shit."

Calisse que t'est laid! Est-ce que ta mère t'as chié? = "Fuck, you're ugly! Did your mother shit you out?"

Here's a Greek one that I use a lot:

Parta ston kolo, malaka! = "Up your ass, asshole!"

Swearsaurus, anyone?

Oooh, what a fun site!

Thank you!

 

[cloudy]

Oooh, what a fun site!

Thank you!

I particularly like this one, in Danish: Du er så grim at du gør blinde børn bange.

(you are so ugly you scare blind children)

 

[Aurora Black]

Oooh, what a fun site!

Thank you!

My pleasure.

 

[Aurora Black]

I particularly like this one, in Danish: Du er så grim at du gør blinde børn bange.

(you are so ugly you scare blind children)

Mouahahaha!

 

[Aurora Black]

They've got interesting curses over there in Ko-rea...

Shibural jot kat'un nigimi jot manhan ddong mul eh t'wigyo jukil ship sekia.

You are a dick like your mum's dick and the only way you should die is by frying you in diarrhea.

 

[zeb1094]

Pharses of choice...

For Guys: Dickhead!

For Girls: Blonde?

While driving: Pick a lane, dickhead!

 

[zeb1094]

When I was in Korea this was the insult of choice:

Knee Be She Be Peck Pojie Da

Your mother has a bald headed pussy

 

[Aurora Black]

When I was in Korea this was the insult of choice:

Knee Be She Be Peck Pojie Da

Your mother has a bald headed pussy

But that's not very powerful nowadays, is it? Lots of chicks shave their puss.

 

[zeb1094]

But that's not very powerful nowadays, is it? Lots of chicks shave their puss.

Well the thing is, most, if not all Korean women are bald down there but they don't want to admit it.

 

[Guest]

But that's not very powerful nowadays, is it? Lots of chicks shave their puss.

Yep.

 

[Aurora Black]

Well the thing is, most, if not all Korean women are bald down there but they don't want to admit it.

Why the fuck not?

 

[zeb1094]

Why the fuck not?

Well the fact that 90% of western women don't shave and have a really hairy bush is a source of shame for them.

 

[Aurora Black]

Well the fact that 90% of western women don't shave and have a really hairy bush is a source of shame for them.

I'm getting confused. We Western women are hairy (supposedly) while Korean women are bald, and they're red in the face about that?

 

[zeb1094]

I'm getting confused. We Western women are hairy (supposedly) while Korean women are bald, and they're red in the face about that?

Yes! They want to be like western women! Go figure.

 

[Guest]

Yes! They want to be like western women! Go figure.

Cultures are puzzles.

Cursing is, it seems, at least a little culturally specific.

 

[zeb1094]

Cultures are puzzles.

Cursing is, it seems, at least a little culturally specific.

Yep, also a big insult in Korea was the following, it only in English as it not on the list and I don't know the correct spelling in Korean.

"All of Korean is laugning at you because you are crazy!"

That is a big insult there.

 

[cloudy]

one of my roommates in college was from Iran, and she taught me this one:

Mee goozam be reshet.....literally "I fart in your beard (face)."

 

[Guest]

Yep, also a big insult in Korea was the following, it only in English as it not on the list and I don't know the correct spelling in Korean.

"All of Korean is laugning at you because you are crazy!"

That is a big insult there.

I once spent several hours researching a Dutch insult (with the help of a Dutch friend) that said, in effect, "Butter melts on your head". It's a pretty common insult, and neither of us really have any idea why. But I did research it.