4 hour erection saga

[GratefulFred]

Perhaps it's old news but it would make one hell of a story for those of the perverted persuation. It feels like yesterday when wonderful Pfizer let out thoe commericals that one of the side effects of viagraa were a possible 4 hour erection. Of course since I am removed from all that US cable TV marketing so I can rehash old stuff.

Would make one hell of a story discussing the spokesman for that side-effect case.

By the way, hi to everyone! (save one nut job with F.O. in his handle)

 

[Fantasies_only]

Perhaps it's old news but it would make one hell of a story for those of the perverted persuation. It feels like yesterday when wonderful Pfizer let out thoe commericals that one of the side effects of viagraa were a possible 4 hour erection. Of course since I am removed from all that US cable TV marketing so I can rehash old stuff.

Would make one hell of a story discussing the spokesman for that side-effect case.

By the way, hi to everyone! (save one nut job with F.O. in his handle)

I think that would be a great idea, but using the name Viagra, Extends, or it's spokes people, the ever smiling Bob and the "Talk Sex" Infomercial (I don't know who markets Viagra), would be copyright infringement.

It's like using Trojan Man (the guy who interrupts you making out to give you Trojan condoms).

Where do you get off calling me a "nut job" jerk?

By the way, the possible symptom for Viagra is a 5 hour erection, but four hours is the safest time limit.
That said, it's not good at all to have sex for more than 2 hours (says Sue Johansan of "Sex Talk").

What they say on the commercial is:
"See a doctor if you experience an erection for more than four hours."

 

[emap]

I could see that, would make for one great comedic story.

Like say Fred her is 75 years old, doesn't work in that department anymore, but with the use of Viagra he can again. One day his wife slips him a viagra mickey, right before they start getting hot and heavy in a make out session, he's not rising to the occassion to dashes off for a viagra ignoring her comment of I gave you one in the drink. He pops another of those blue wonders, they are still blue aren't they? before going back to the missus.

They consummate the make out session laying there after he is still rising to the occassion, so with a giggle she hops on and they consummate again. After he is still rising so she agrees with a sigh to let him back in. After he is still rising she refuses to open up again so he calls upon his sister in the next room. With alot of laughter and drinks she agrees to open up for him. 2 hours later he is still rising to the occassion, neither his sister or wife will let him get near them so dejected he goes to a bar.

Unknown to him it is a gay bar now. One of the guys begs to get to suck him until finally he is allowed, still up afterwards another guy begs to get fucked, he begs for a shorter time before he is bent over a table.

After almost 2 more hours Fred has had sex with ten men, sucked off by three and fucked the rest.

 

[Carnevil9]

How about a delivery truck accidentally slides off the road and into the town's water supply. Only it is a Pfizer truck delivering Viagra. Everyone in the town sports wood for the next several days, and doesn't know why. The town turns into an all-out orgy.

Yes, I stole this idea from a song by Camille West, "Viagra in the Waters"

 

[GratefulFred]

Where do you get off calling me a "nut job" jerk?

Fantasies, humor & satire are protected mediums so don't go lecturing me for the hundredth time about copyright shit that you know little about (save perhaps the shit). Just shove your face back into those sperm filled dungeon books you geek. Your input is not wanted tattle-tale.

Great intro Emap but 10 guys in 2 hours plus the wife. I still got some time on the clock with a 4 hour erection to burn...literally.

Also kuddos to Carnevil, though it would've been better if Scarecrow in the 1st revamped Batman flick did something of that sort. Who needs halucinagins in the water?

 

[emap]

You forgot the two hours with the sister, she is younger and can handle that long.

 

[Lalah]

How about a delivery truck accidentally slides off the road and into the town's water supply. Only it is a Pfizer truck delivering Viagra. Everyone in the town sports wood for the next several days, and doesn't know why. The town turns into an all-out orgy.

Yes, I stole this idea from a song by Camille West, "Viagra in the Waters"

I like this one. Just think about the possibilities. Even seen cops, judges and pastors go around their job with a permanent erection? Or how about that teacher?

 

[mjl2010]

Perhaps it's old news but it would make one hell of a story for those of the perverted persuation. It feels like yesterday when wonderful Pfizer let out thoe commericals that one of the side effects of viagraa were a possible 4 hour erection. Of course since I am removed from all that US cable TV marketing so I can rehash old stuff.

Would make one hell of a story discussing the spokesman for that side-effect case.

By the way, hi to everyone! (save one nut job with F.O. in his handle)

But... where are you going to find the perverts to read it?

 

[GratefulFred]

But... where are you going to find the perverts to read it?

Perverts? Is that a new vocabulary word?

 

[BedtimeStories77]

Perhaps it's old news but it would make one hell of a story for those of the perverted persuation. It feels like yesterday when wonderful Pfizer let out thoe commericals that one of the side effects of viagraa were a possible 4 hour erection. Of course since I am removed from all that US cable TV marketing so I can rehash old stuff.

Would make one hell of a story discussing the spokesman for that side-effect case.



By the way, hi to everyone! (save one nut job with F.O. in his handle)

I've often thought that any of the "male performance" (or "male enhancement") drugs would make an interesting ingredient in an erotic tale. But, doesn't Cialis (or whomever) say to go see your doctor if you experience an erection lasting four hours? Meaning maybe it's not that common and could be a problem??? I know I personally prefer to have an understanding of WHATEVER I write about.

Oh, and by the way? ROFL @ your "by the way"!

 

[BedtimeStories77]

How about a delivery truck accidentally slides off the road and into the town's water supply. Only it is a Pfizer truck delivering Viagra. Everyone in the town sports wood for the next several days, and doesn't know why. The town turns into an all-out orgy.

Yes, I stole this idea from a song by Camille West, "Viagra in the Waters"

That's a cool idea, "stolen" or not!

 

[Fantasies_only]

I've often thought that any of the "male performance" (or "male enhancement") drugs would make an interesting ingredient in an erotic tale. But, doesn't Cialis (or whomever) say to go see your doctor if you experience an erection lasting four hours? Meaning maybe it's not that common and could be a problem??? I know I personally prefer to have an understanding of WHATEVER I write about.

Oh, and by the way? ROFL @ your "by the way"!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

 

[GratefulFred]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK!

It will take you to someother dimension!

Maybe a story can be written about isolating that 4 hour erection and marketing that. Something like this...

For those seeking a 4 hour erection well your wait is over. No longer do you have to wait for a short term erection lasting minutes. Now you have hours to work with. No longer will you have to sleep uneasy at night thinking about the pool boy, mailman and pizza delivery kid. Be a man - a 4 hour man!

(Warning the side effects for taking Viagraa4 are blindness, increased risk of heart attack and stroke. The side effects for not taking Viagraa4 are the pool boy, mailman and pizza delivery kid. Be a man - a 4 hour man!)

 

[BedtimeStories77]

There's no way I would click on that link. Wikipedia is not a "credited" online encyclopedia. The site isn't even protected by its creator. Any random person (like FO) could actually edit and change any info posted on that site.



I am pretty sure, though, that the commercials for at least Cialis tells you to see your doctor if you have an erection lasting for four hours...but if this is a Humor & Satire story WE have no concerns for a fictional character's physical health. lol

Also, one of the Restless Leg Syndrome drugs actually lists either an increase in sexual appetite or an erection as a side affect to taking their drug.

 

[Carnevil9]

......Also, one of the Restless Leg Syndrome drugs actually lists either an increase in sexual appetite or an erection as a side affect to taking their drug.

So it cures your Restless Leg Syndrome, but gives you Restless Cock Syndrome? I guess I could live with that.......Carney

 

[BedtimeStories77]

So it cures your Restless Leg Syndrome, but gives you Restless Cock Syndrome? I guess I could live with that.......Carney

*smiles*

I'm sure most men could. (And the lovers in their lives!!)

 

[mjl2010]

Wife wants some nookie and husband hasn't been putting out lately. So thinking he needs some help, she slips him a Cialis for breakfast, then comes on hot and strong.

Little does she know he's been reading BDSM stories on Lit and has all these new kinky idea's.

She finds herself tied up in the bedroom with him declaring she is now his sex slave. He turns her into his own personal cock slut and keeps her tied up and filled up for the next 36 hours.

Weary she begs him to let her loose for a while. So he unties her and she staggers into the kitchen after him where she sees him pop another Cialis and grin at her. "Found the vitamins dear. We'll be going back in soon."

MJL

 

[GratefulFred]

Definitely a good start mjl but here's another spin on things...

World sex competition with a big cash prize. Sponsered by the big drug companies men are fucking a way plucking pills to stay hard in this heated competition. Slowly men start to have heart attacks and get yanked away as the audiance places bets on who they think will be the ultimate winner.

I can picture a parody of Dr. Han from a "Fistful of Yen " care of the "Kentucky Fried Movie", which in and of itself was a parody of "Enter the Dragon" (oh no F.O. may be reading this).

 

[Carnevil9]

I always thought "Enter The Dragon" would be a good title for a porn movie, too. Maybe a naughty Lord of the Rings sequel?

 

[emap]

Brings to mind a tattoo picture someone put up in the How To section, shwed a guy with a big old dragon tattoo over his mr happy and surrounding area, mr happy was the head.

So of course what i am thinking is for this Enter the Dragon porn movie there is a guy with a tattoo on his mr happy of a dragon who then enters alot of women. Yeah I know kinda dumb but heck we are talking porn here, they usually do dumber, like the pizza guy catches the women broke so they screw him to pay.

 

[mjl2010]

.... they usually do dumber, like the pizza guy catches the women broke so they screw him to pay.

I got that offer when I was delivering pizza's in late 79 or 80. Too bad I was young and dumb and said no thanks. Somehow, I always regretted that.

MJL

 

[GratefulFred]

I got that offer when I was delivering pizza's in late 79 or 80. MJL

Sheeesh Mjl I always figured you were in your 30s or 40s not in yr 80s. Snooper's ought to be pissed knowing he's bellow the mean age wise now.

 

[mjl2010]

I got that offer when I was delivering pizza's in late 79 or 80. Too bad I was young and dumb and said no thanks. Somehow, I always regretted that.

MJL

Sheeesh Mjl I always figured you were in your 30s or 40s not in yr 80s. Snooper's ought to be pissed knowing he's bellow the mean age wise now.

Freddy that weed is messing with your math. Put the bong down a moment and pick up the calculator. - 47 and barely a day older. And that young guy snooper will be around to give you grammar lessons later on, so...

MJL

 

[GratefulFred]

I just got back from Eilat about 1/2 hour ago and I left tomorrow so that if that means what you think it's going to mean, which is exactly my point?

Hope that clears up any misconfusion.

 

[Texguy84]

I've often thought that any of the "male performance" (or "male enhancement") drugs would make an interesting ingredient in an erotic tale. But, doesn't Cialis (or whomever) say to go see your doctor if you experience an erection lasting four hours? Meaning maybe it's not that common and could be a problem??? I know I personally prefer to have an understanding of WHATEVER I write about.

Oh, and by the way? ROFL @ your "by the way"!

So he goes to see the doctor... and finds she's one of them hot lady doctors?