ChaseMePleez
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*MARRIED MEMBERS CAN PASS THIS PERSONAL AD UP*
HERE'S A TASTE OF LOUISIANA HOT SAUCE
'Little Susanna, down in Louisiana
Pretty as she can be
All the boys want her, they even say she's gonna
But she don't want nobody but me
Now I'm a lucky fellow, 'cause they all try to tell her
Girl you better leave him alone
But none of them can see, what she sees in me
She loves me way down to the bone
She'll sit around and tease 'em
Tell 'em she can please 'em
But I know that she's taking me home
Well well well
She's Louisiana Hot Sauce
Hotter than a fireball
Smoother than strawberry wine
She's lookin' good as I've seen
Strollin' in her tight jeans
Drivin' me out of my mind
Believe me there's no other
That comes in up above her
She knocks me right down to my knees
Well I know I could never have it any better
She spins me like a washing machine
And every time I hold her, man I start to smolder
When she pours her lovin' on me
She's Louisiana Hot Sauce'
Pretty as she can be
All the boys want her, they even say she's gonna
But she don't want nobody but me
Now I'm a lucky fellow, 'cause they all try to tell her
Girl you better leave him alone
But none of them can see, what she sees in me
She loves me way down to the bone
She'll sit around and tease 'em
Tell 'em she can please 'em
But I know that she's taking me home
Well well well
She's Louisiana Hot Sauce
Hotter than a fireball
Smoother than strawberry wine
She's lookin' good as I've seen
Strollin' in her tight jeans
Drivin' me out of my mind
Believe me there's no other
That comes in up above her
She knocks me right down to my knees
Well I know I could never have it any better
She spins me like a washing machine
And every time I hold her, man I start to smolder
When she pours her lovin' on me
She's Louisiana Hot Sauce'
To here my voice and a message that explains this ad, please click the link below:
A MESSAGE FROM CHASEMEPLEEZ
MY STATS
Height: 5 foot 7 inches
Weight: 135 lbs.
Dress Size: 8
Bra Size: 32DDD (yes they are real)
Eye color: golden brown
Hair color/style: blonde with dark streaks/short layers
Body Type: Curvy bellydancer's body with wide hips and long legs
Hobby: World of Warcraft
ABOUT ME
Occupation: I am a personal care attendant for my handicapped 13 year old brother.
Education: I graduated from college with a degree in Criminal justice with honors in 2006
Likes:I like alot of science fiction stuff and fantasy. Been a book nerd all my life so I have quite the collection. Children are my weak spot. I just melt at a cute face. I love music even though I can't dance to save my life. I like to cook and bake for people.
Dislikes:Liars are my number one pet peeve. I also hate men who just drop in on me without saying Hi and just begin talking about their cock. Very annoying. Drug users and cheaters may pass me up now.
Personality: When you first meet me, I can be a little shy but I open up after a little talking. I like to make people laugh and have been told I have a latent sensual side to my personality. I care about the people I meet and will offer a kind ear when needed. I have strict views when it comes to the institution of marriage. I will not engage with a member of Literotica.
Sexual experience: I have had no sexual contact in my life. I haven't been kissed either. My time on Lit. has opened me up sexually.
Sexual preference: I am bi-sexual.
What is the purposed of this ad?
I am looking for male/female company that goes beyond a superficial sexual relationship. I am essentially looking for a romantic relationship if its possible.
WHAT APPEALS TO ME
I have a big thing for a nice voice which is why I like phone sex so much. So if you're a guy with a nice deep voice, I would love to listen to you on the phone. I also love a nice accent. Most of the guys from England, Ireland and Scotland could make me melt if they wanted. Doesn't matter the area. All it takes is an accent and I cannot stop from melting.
I also like someone with a heavy sensual side and I say 'sensual' because I would like someone who could curl my toes just telling me exactly what he would do to me if he had me right in front of him. Intelligence is also a big turn on for me.
What exactly am I looking for?
- Phone sex
- Conversation
- Flirting
- Friendship
- Attraction
- eventual romantic relationship
CONCLUSION
I wrote this ad because I want little more than the occasional session of cybering or phone sex. I know there has to be someone out there who wants something more than the usual. I want both sides of the coin, sexual attraction and emotional attachment or friendship. If all you want from me is a one time experience on YIM or Skype then please don't answer this. I want to be chased but I want to be chased by someone who wants to catch me and keep me. I hope that certain someone reads this and answers.
ADDITIONAL INFO
The age group that I would like to respond is around this range: 28 - 44 years old. I am flexible so if you are a year or so off of that it won't matter to me. A nice deep sexy voice always makes me shiver so it is a definite plus if you have that. Absolutely no married men need reply or message me. Same goes for married women.
Sometimes I wonder how many of you actually mean it when you say you want the same thing I have posted here. I want someone who will disappear on me when I need someone to talk to. No more bullshitting. You either want the same thing or you don't. Honesty is very important to me and if I can't trust you right off the bat, what is the point in even talking.
WHAT NOT TO DO WITH ME
Send me a PM that only reads, "So you like in it the ass?"
Pressure me into doing something I have already said no to.
Make me out to be perfect. I am very realistic and it makes me uncomfortable when someone thinks I have no flaws.
Get involved with me when you don't have the same intentions that I do. I have already been hurt by a few guys who thought I would change my mind and be their little play thing for as long as they needed. I'm better than that.
Open a conversation by telling me how hard you are. This is Literotica. Pretty much all the males and females are horny at some point.
Tell me that you want a relationship with me. Then ignore me for days at a time and come back expecting sex.
Instant message me on Yahoo without checking with me through PM on Literotica first. <----------*Apparently this is one you guys have the hardest time understanding.
Insist that I get on the phone with you when we have only just met that night.
PM me asking for visual proof of my cup size like I owe you something. I am here to find a relationship not to just give you a thrill.
Harass me just because you do not like what I have to say.
Treat me like some on demand whore.
Pressure me into doing something I have already said no to.
Make me out to be perfect. I am very realistic and it makes me uncomfortable when someone thinks I have no flaws.
Get involved with me when you don't have the same intentions that I do. I have already been hurt by a few guys who thought I would change my mind and be their little play thing for as long as they needed. I'm better than that.
Open a conversation by telling me how hard you are. This is Literotica. Pretty much all the males and females are horny at some point.
Tell me that you want a relationship with me. Then ignore me for days at a time and come back expecting sex.
Instant message me on Yahoo without checking with me through PM on Literotica first. <----------*Apparently this is one you guys have the hardest time understanding.
Insist that I get on the phone with you when we have only just met that night.
PM me asking for visual proof of my cup size like I owe you something. I am here to find a relationship not to just give you a thrill.
Harass me just because you do not like what I have to say.
Treat me like some on demand whore.
If you think you can fulfill my needs, please PM me. I would love for us to talk.
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