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[AvoidingRealWork]

Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.

Can I just say that I love this quote? It sums up exactly why I write. I want more stories about X, and I figure, since they aren't there, I'll have to create them.

We need more stories about spring breakers going to exotic locales and losing their clothes on the beach, for example. Instead of bitching about it, I'll do something about it .

 

[Stella_Omega]

Fabulous! We need more stories of aggressive, passionate women fucking each other, imo.
We need more smut set in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, we need Sex In Space, we need more outsiders finding each other. We need more Gay men getting it on with gay women.

There's never enough Queer lit, so I'll be working on that...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Fabulous! We need more stories of aggressive, passionate women fucking each other, imo.
We need more smut set in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, we need Sex In Space, we need more outsiders finding each other. We need more Gay men getting it on with gay women.

There's never enough Queer lit, so I'll be working on that...

I'm considering a story about two 16th century dominatrixes who get kidnapped by a gay man and gay woman expelled from the future in a time-travelling spaceship, and who then order the women to women to get it on in the weightlessness of space while they watch and themselves experiment with heterosexuality.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

Fabulous! We need more stories of aggressive, passionate women fucking each other, imo.
We need more smut set in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, we need Sex In Space, we need more outsiders finding each other. We need more Gay men getting it on with gay women.

There's never enough Queer lit, so I'll be working on that...

We need more stories about women shrinking out of their clothes to doll-like size.

Does that go in fetish or sci-fi?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I'm considering a story about two 16th century dominatrixes who get kidnapped by a gay man and gay woman expelled from the future in a time-travelling spaceship, and who then order the women to women to get it on in the weightlessness of space while they watch and themselves experiment with heterosexuality.

Do this, but make the gay woman closeted and married, and put it in Loving Wives.

 

[Stella_Omega]

We need more stories about women shrinking out of their clothes to doll-like size.

Does that go in fetish or sci-fi?

Don't ask me-- I resent categories.

Do this, but make the gay woman closeted and married, and put it in Loving Wives.

and make one of them loving, and one of them bitter.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm considering a story about two 16th century dominatrixes who get kidnapped by a gay man and gay woman expelled from the future in a time-travelling spaceship, and who then order the women to women to get it on in the weightlessness of space while they watch and themselves experiment with heterosexuality.

And fight about who tops. And she does him with her trusty bionic cock which (according to WRJames) is addictive*, and therefore illegal.

*as are the real ones-- imagine the protest if you try to separate a man from his...

 

[3113]

Whew. My name (number?) isn't being taken in vain. Just the Thomas Berger quote in my sig.

Carry on!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Whew. My name (number?) isn't being taken in vain. Just the Thomas Berger quote in my sig.

Carry on!

oh, I've taken your name in vain before... You know, in the heat of the moment.

 

[3113]

oh, I've taken your name in vain before... You know, in the heat of the moment.

I'm cursing you out right now. In a good way.

 

[Guest]

I'm considering a story about two 16th century dominatrixes who get kidnapped by a gay man and gay woman expelled from the future in a time-travelling spaceship, and who then order the women to women to get it on in the weightlessness of space while they watch and themselves experiment with heterosexuality.

LMAO! That's the kind of story I can really get behind! :caning:

 

[Guest]

OK, I'll have to cracking, because I think we need more stories about:

Anal Sex (in a BDSM context, of course) featuring Celebrities who secretly write Chain Stories about Erotic Couplings in settings of Erotic Horror that are enjoyed largely by the Exhibitionist & Voyeur types and who are indulging their secret Fetish for the First Time, cheered on by a Gay Male who, having eschewed Group Sex, is now writing a How To column loaded with Humor & Satire and which also provides hidden links to Illustrated Incest/Taboo stories heavy on Interracial Love and Lesbian Sex featuring Letters & Transcripts of Loving Wives--Mature, of course--who are really into Mind Control but only over Non-English speakers... pretty Non-Erotic, I know, but with really strong NonConsent/Reluctance aspects that render the wives practically NonHuman... indulged in at lengths that make the stories appropriate for readers of Novels and Novellas who, as we all know, tend to vent their spleens in Reviews & Essays--NOT the stuff of Romance at all, but rather, more akin to Sci-Fi & Fantasy--published largely as Text With Audio and which are used mostly to enhance the stimulation of Toys & Masturbation wielded by Transsexuals & Crossdressers.

How does next week work for you?

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

OK, I'll have to cracking, because I think we need more stories about:

Anal Sex (in a BDSM context, of course) featuring Celebrities who secretly write Chain Stories about Erotic Couplings in settings of Erotic Horror that are enjoyed largely by the Exhibitionist & Voyeur types and who are indulging their secret Fetish for the First Time, cheered on by a Gay Male who, having eschewed Group Sex, is now writing a How To column loaded with Humor & Satire and which also provides hidden links to Illustrated Incest/Taboo stories heavy on Interracial Love and Lesbian Sex featuring Letters & Transcripts of Loving Wives--Mature, of course--who are really into Mind Control but only over Non-English speakers... pretty Non-Erotic, I know, but with really strong NonConsent/Reluctance aspects that render the wives practically NonHuman... indulged in at lengths that make the stories appropriate for readers of Novels and Novellas who, as we all know, tend to vent their spleens in Reviews & Essays--NOT the stuff of Romance at all, but rather, more akin to Sci-Fi & Fantasy--published largely as Text With Audio and which are used mostly to enhance the stimulation of Toys & Masturbation wielded by Transsexuals & Crossdressers.

How does next week work for you?

WIN.

That is all.

 

[The_Fool]

... We need more Gay men getting it on with gay women...

You are so damn sick....you are not going to be finished until everyone is happy are you?

 

[Stella_Omega]

You are so damn sick....you are not going to be finished until everyone is happy are you?

I'm not going to be happy until everyone is finished!

 

[cantdog]

Speaking of finishing...

How long is it going to be before having a cigarette stops being used in the movies to indicate a couple have been fucking?

I just saw Man On Fire again. There it was. She put her blouse on over the very chic black bra first, but then she had him light a cigarette. He, as in every last scene he appears in, is already smoking one.

But they had been getting it on, and that's how we know.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Speaking of finishing...

How long is it going to be before having a cigarette stops being used in the movies to indicate a couple have been fucking?

I just saw Man On Fire again. There it was. She put her blouse on over the very chic black bra first, but then she had him light a cigarette. He, as in every last scene he appears in, is already smoking one.

But they had been getting it on, and that's how we know.

Is that why he's on fire?

 

[elsol]

*yawn*

I'll settle for more stories where I don't hit the back button after the first page, or first paragraph... and if I had the power of God, I'd throw lightning bolts at anyone who dared post a story I had to eject from at the end of the first sentence.