PhallusOperandi
Really Experienced
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2014
- Posts
- 133
Alternatively, absolute animal awards artisanal anal attention: because the mendacity of men (and all you not-so-innocent ladies out there) knows no bounds, but big butts don't lie.
Glorious glutes that happen to coincide with a charismatic personality (read: a mind prone to shameless and outright indecent proposals) will be welcomed to the front of the line and given the tender(izing) treatment they so richly deserve.
Note: If you happen to find that none of the above applies to you, don't despair- I remain on call for difficulties ranging from missed cervical exams to spontaneous itches of the uvula that seem impossible to treat.
(This has been a PhallusOperandi announcement. Come for the alliteration, stay for the perversity, come again when I've pushed you to your limits and called you a perfect little pet.)
Glorious glutes that happen to coincide with a charismatic personality (read: a mind prone to shameless and outright indecent proposals) will be welcomed to the front of the line and given the tender(izing) treatment they so richly deserve.
Note: If you happen to find that none of the above applies to you, don't despair- I remain on call for difficulties ranging from missed cervical exams to spontaneous itches of the uvula that seem impossible to treat.
(This has been a PhallusOperandi announcement. Come for the alliteration, stay for the perversity, come again when I've pushed you to your limits and called you a perfect little pet.)
