30 years on......

[T.H. Oughts]

1972: LONG HAIR
2002: LONGING FOR HAIR

1972: THE PERFECT HIGH
2002: THE PERFECT HIGH YIELD MUTUAL FUND

1972: KEG
2002: EKG

1972: ACID ROCK
2002: ACID REFLUX

1972: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT S COOL
2002: MOVING TO CALIFORNIA BECAUSE IT S WARM

1972: GROWING POT
2002: GROWING POT BELLY

1972: TRYING TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR LIZ TAYLOR
2002: TRYING NOT TO LOOK LIKE MARLON BRANDO OR LIZ TAYLOR

1972: SEEDS AND STEMS
2002: ROUGHAGE

1972: POPPING PILLS, SMOKING JOINTS
2002: POPPING JOINTS

1972: KILLER WEED
2002: WEED KILLER

1972: HOPING FOR A BMW
2002: HOPING FOR A BM

1972: THE GRATEFUL DEAD
2002: DR KEVORKIAN

1972: GOING TO A NEW, HIP JOINT
2002: RECEIVING A NEW HIP JOINT

1972: ROLLING STONES
2002: KIDNEY STONES

1972: BEING CALLED INTO THE PRINCIPAL S OFFICE
2002: CALLING THE PRINCIPAL S OFFICE

1972: DOWN WITH THE SYSTEM
2002: UPGRADE THE SYSTEM

1972: DISCO
2002: COSTCO

1972: PARENTS BEGGING YOU TO GET YOUR HAIR CUT
2002: CHILDREN BEGGING YOU TO GET THEIR HEADS SHAVED

1972: TAKING ACID
2002: TAKING ANTACID

1972: PASSING THE DRIVERS TEST
2002: PASSING THE VISION TEST

1972: WHATEVER
2002: DEPENDS

 

[Pixie]

That was good for a laugh

 

[Sillyman]

From cocaine to rogaine.

 

[Lost Cause]

Good one! Here's some more!

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy.

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.



Cough, Cough, Hack, Hack, Petooie!

 

[SINthysist]

Sunday Morning Funnies

Where would we be without them?

LOL - ...and a lot of painful truth to boot!

 

[Sillyman]

Re: Good one! Here's some more!

SUCCESS:
At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.

I would love sex, but oddly, I'd settle for friends.

 

[JerseyBoy]

Funny thread, but all too real...~sigh~...the pages just fly by all too quickly

Anyone ever read 'the giving tree?'

 

[Sillyman]

Yep. I read it. Very nice book.

 

[Soblue]

oh my T.H. Oughts

That was hilarious!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Re: Good one! Here's some more!

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.

Hell it feels like that now and they are not teenagers yet!!!