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30 Types of Pussy - which one is yours ladyes, and witch one is your fav guys.

MidnightLotus

MidnightLotus

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birdy_sw said:
OMG. I have a lazy pussy but it's very active which doesn't fit the name it's given at all. It's correct about the two going out outfit though. Panties or commando.
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Then you must have a really beautiful and tasty pussy. :heart:
 
My favorite guy doesn't have a pussy so I am confused by the title of the thread.
 
JtohisPB said:
Yet the descriptions for all 30 types are negative? Most of the adjectives and metaphors used have negative connotations. I'm sure it was intended to be humorous, but I think it's shit.
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I think the word you want is "sophomoric", which is Latin for "lame". Now that Byron's gone, I can say that without hearing about it for a week.
 
bronzeage said:
I think the word you want is "sophomoric", which is Latin for "lame". Now that Byron's gone, I can say that without hearing about it for a week.
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Right word wrong origin. Byron may be gone, but his plenipotentiary is not. ;)

"Sophomoric humor refers to juvenile, puerile, and base comedy that would normally be expected from an adolescent. It is used to refer to a type of comedy that often includes bathroom humor and gags that are based on and appeal to a silly sense of immaturity. The word sophomoric, an adjective dating from 1813, is used to refer to and describe something or someone that is conceited, overconfident, poorly informed and immature, as characterized by a sophomore.[1] The phrase can be derisive, but is also used to refer to a style or vein of comedic act.

A sophomoric view is one held confidently because of lack of awareness of one's own ignorance. From the Greek words σοφός (transliterated as sophos), meaning wise or clever, and μωρός (transliterated as moros) meaning foolish or stupid, related to the word moron. A sophomore is a second-year student in a four-year course of study. The term originated in England, but is now used principally in the United States."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sophomoric_humor
 
bronzeage said:
I think the word you want is "sophomoric", which is Latin for "lame". Now that Byron's gone, I can say that without hearing about it for a week.
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Nah... I think shit (and also crap, awful, puerile, nasty) sum it up very well.

There is so much nasty shit and negative comments written about women's vaginas (though not the mighty penis).

I remember seeing a comment in the general board about a pussy in a photo needing Labiaplasty.

FFS stop shaming women about their perfectly normal vulvas and labia.
And let's certainly not think they need to cut off part of their sexual organs, and lose sexual sensation and pleasure, to try and achieve some sort of Barbie style perfect pussy.

Yeah.... Your dick is curved to the left, let's just get a grater and shave a bit off. And your balls hang down too far, let's just lop those off shall we?
 
As if most blokes give a shit whether your flaps are up or down, or the beef curtains are drawn or pulled back. They just want IN.
 
Erochic said:
Nah... I think shit (and also crap, awful, puerile, nasty) sum it up very well.

There is so much nasty shit and negative comments written about women's vaginas (though not the mighty penis).

I remember seeing a comment in the general board about a pussy in a photo needing Labiaplasty.

FFS stop shaming women about their perfectly normal vulvas and labia.
And let's certainly not think they need to cut off part of their sexual organs, and lose sexual sensation and pleasure, to try and achieve some sort of Barbie style perfect pussy.

Yeah.... Your dick is curved to the left, let's just get a grater and shave a bit off. And your balls hang down too far, let's just lop those off shall we?
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https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lylf6wfjWy1r6jp81o1_500.gif

I likes you a lot.

And it's not just because your avatar gives me life. :D
 
Erochic said:
Nah... I think shit (and also crap, awful, puerile, nasty) sum it up very well.

There is so much nasty shit and negative comments written about women's vaginas (though not the mighty penis).

I remember seeing a comment in the general board about a pussy in a photo needing Labiaplasty.

FFS stop shaming women about their perfectly normal vulvas and labia.
And let's certainly not think they need to cut off part of their sexual organs, and lose sexual sensation and pleasure, to try and achieve some sort of Barbie style perfect pussy.

Yeah.... Your dick is curved to the left, let's just get a grater and shave a bit off. And your balls hang down too far, let's just lop those off shall we?
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We should make a Witch Dick Iz Yoursz thread :rolleyes:
 
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