30 second survey for women

[laserdick]

Ladies ... this is short and to the point. All of you fit into one of these 5 categories:

1. always horny
2. frequently horny
3. sometimes horny
4. rarely horny
5. never horny

Reply with your choice from the list above and add your age. Base your response on your current situation. That's it! I'll summarize the results at the end of the month. Thanks!

 

[Wings]

Do lasers shoot out of your dick?

My level of horniness depends on your answer.

 

[Batch]

Gonna sit down in the corner over here and

eat some popcorn.

 

[incognito]

Your username made me LOL.

 

[lovetoread]

I just need to know the size of the dick, lasers for me are just the icing on the cake.

 

[Batch]

Damn. I just saw the username. damn.

Laserdick. I gotta let this sink in ...

laserdick...
Really?

 

[Wings]

This is taking a lot longer than 30 seconds, Captain Lasers of the Dick.

 

[pink]

I'm sorry, I can't get past your username.

 

[LillyO]

Checks quickly to see if Lasertwat is available.

 

[incognito]

I'll bet the girls in the Playground love it.

 

[neci]

i prefer lightsaber dicks.

 

[evesdream]

Also does the laser shoot lots of different colours, or just the one?

 

[Wings]

Sex would be so owie though!

 

[lovetoread]

Omg, I want lasertwat!

 

[evesdream]

Yet another reason to lock the cat out of the bedroom...

 

[neci]

Yet another reason to lock the cat out of the bedroom...

i just choked.

 

[Batch]

Omg, I want lasertwat!

No... *dying of laughter*

 

[incognito]

How about laserboobs? Then you'd have two.

 

[gardenia19]

i prefer lightsaber dicks.

That could be dangerous.

 

[neci]

That could be dangerous.

i would pay to watch a lightsaber dick fight with three-d glasses, and i don't pay for much.

 

[Fierywhore]

The laser's in my freakin eyes and I can't type...

 

[Batch]

i would pay to watch a lightsaber dick fight with three-d glasses, and i don't pay for much.

Oh man, I see that fight when Obi-Wan and Darth are fighting on the Death Star so that Luke and Han, can escape

only with laser dicks.

that is so wrong.

 

[Batch]

The laser's in my freakin eyes and I can't type...

quick

get

your

protective

eye gear
on....

 

[gardenia19]

i would pay to watch a lightsaber dick fight with three-d glasses, and i don't pay for much.

LOL That would be entertaining. I'll pitch in towards the cost.

 

[Wings]

Now I just hear the lightsaber noises. Whaaaaaa whaaaaaa whaaaaaaa