3-word Story Traffic Court

[shereads]

Dammit, Boxlicker, I had the right of way. McKenna ended her post with a period, so you can't continue her sentence.

JMT, you are Pontius Pilate here, you decide.

("Wewease Woger!" chants the crowd)

 

[Guest]

Women and children first.

Perdita

 

[Guest]

Those whose AV's show sexy cleavages win every time with me. Sod all other factors.

Lou

 

[shereads]

Those whose AV's show sexy cleavages win every time with me. Sod all other factors.

Lou

Lou, you should be a Supreme Court Justice....You're not, are you?



Thank you for yielding, Boxlicker.

 

[Guest]

Lou, you should be a Supreme Court Justice....You're not, are you?



Thank you for yielding, Boxlicker.

No, but I do own a wig. Ok, so it's a merkin made of natural wool, but it's close.


Edited for carp spolling.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Dammit, Boxlicker, I had the right of way. McKenna ended her post with a period, so you can't continue her sentence.

JMT, you are Pontius Pilate here, you decide.

("Wewease Woger!" chants the crowd)

I know you did so I deleted my comment. I think I was starting a new sentence

 

[Boxlicker101]

Women and children first.

Perdita

Women first, especially if they are showing cleavage of one kind or another.

 

[Boxlicker101]

deleted double post

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Do I get a say in this, since I keep compiling the damn trio snipits into an actual story? Well I don't really care whose post wins (even though we all know that Sher's will win hands down) but at least delete one if it is simul-post so I can know which one to use in the end result.

sigh

~lucky

living on the edge...

 

[Boxlicker101]

You did beat me there, Sher, and I did delete my post but I can't help wondering what "Wake up, sleepyhead" had to do with the thread. There is another thread where it is showcased as one thing never to say in an erotic story, so I wrote one including those words, twice, just to be a maverick.

 

[shereads]

You did beat me there, Sher, and I did delete my post but I can't help wondering what "Wake up, sleepyhead" had to do with the thread. There is another thread where it is showcased as one thing never to say in an erotic story, so I wrote one including those words, twice, just to be a maverick.

Wake up, maverick sleepyhead.

 

[shereads]

Women first, especially if they are showing cleavage of one kind or another.

What is the big deal about children, anyway? They don't actually contribute anything, do they? And they have sticky little hands. Usually containing one or more moist Cheerios.

Perdita, children shouldn't be posting at this forum anyway. On the east coast, it's past their bedtime.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Women first, especially if they are showing cleavage of one kind or another.

Does backside cleavage count?

Is there such a thing?

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Does backside cleavage count? Is there such a thing?

Look at your own AV you silly twat. I say you go first anytime.

Perdita

 

[Boxlicker101]

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Originally posted by Boxlicker101
Women first, especially if they are showing cleavage of one kind or another.


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Does backside cleavage count?

Is there such a thing?

~lucky

Of course. That's why I said "cleavage of one kind or another". Good backside cleavage, like yours, is the best kind.

And I said "women first". I did not mention children but if you want to see a pic of my grandson, I happen to have some.

 

[minsue]

Look at your own AV you silly twat. I say you go first anytime.

Perdita

Only you could call someone a twat & have it sound loving.

- Mindy, with admiration

 

[Guest]

Only you could call someone a twat & have it sound loving.

Min, you made me laugh hard, wish I could say more.

P.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Shucks you all...my cheeks are blushing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FOR CLEAVAGE!!!

~lucky (the silly twat)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Look at your own AV you silly twat. I say you go first anytime.

Perdita

Will you be my Valentine, Perdita? I'll take you somewhere nice and you can even bring your fluffy bunny!

~lucky

(moving to California so I can go first anytime)

 

[McKenna]

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[lucky-E-leven]

Wait just a cotton-picking minute! I've got first dibs! We're supposed to be commiserating, aren't we P.?

Then again, we could go the three-some route...

mmmmmmmmmm...she said threesome..........

and what do you know of cotton picking? is plentiful here in TX.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

O, man, or rather, O woman! Mack and Lucky as my Valentines beats all. Thank you so much, I can't express what that means I am awfully sad this evening, can't explain.

I love women! They make the very best friends.

Perdita

 

[minsue]

you can even bring your fluffy bunny!

~lucky

I know this is a porn site, but goodness lucky! Watch how you speak to a lady!

Care to make it a foursome ladies? I'll bring the champagne.

- Min

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I know this is a porn site, but goodness lucky! Watch how you speak to a lady!

Care to make it a foursome ladies? I'll bring the champagne.

- Min

Perdita is a lady always, but her bad girl is out tonight and I was speaking to it. So there, Min

~lucky

 

[Boxlicker101]

Originally posted by lucky-E-leven
Will you be my Valentine, Perdita? I'll take you somewhere nice and you can even bring your fluffy bunny!

~lucky

(moving to California so I can go first anytime)
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Wait just a cotton-picking minute! I've got first dibs! We're supposed to be commiserating, aren't we P.?

Then again, we could go the three-some route...


Why not make it a foursome? Maybe even a fivesome? I live about fifty miles from Perdita.