3 things on Muffie's Bad List

[KillerMuffin]

1. Ellipses abuse. In MuffieLand Ellipses abuse is a class 1 felony.

2. Chat shorthand. Well just oh my gawd shoot me for an English lover.

3. That fucking THREE FOOT NO COCK ZONE!!!!! AAAARGHGHGHGHG.

I hate #3 the most. You guys are vicious. I'm talking seriously vicious.

It's a plot. Gawddammit.

 

[TWB]

Huh?

 

[riff]

I am sorry I have been neglecting you, KM. Expect homage.

Butt while I am here, could you pull up your bikini bottom to show us your tan line? Love those things.

riffer

 

[TWB]

13. That fucking THREE FOOT NO COCK ZONE!!!!! AAAARGHGHGHGHG.

I hate #3 the most. You guys are vicious. I'm talking seriously vicious.

It's a plot. Gawddammit.

KillerMuffin can you explain this to me? I am just a foolish XX'r trying to figure it out.

Thanks in advance.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: 3 things on Muffie's Bad List

 

[Starfish]

What kind of Ellipsis are you talking about?


The kind that...

Did I tell you that I hate that three foot no cock zone rule too?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Three foot no cock zone---> http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=31993


I did not know that my sister fishie.

We can form a PAC. Pornsurfers against Ellipses Endangernment, or PEE for short.

 

[Starfish]

That is brilliant sister muffin.

However, I suddenly feel that I have to go now.

Go away, I mean.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We can elect PEE PEE man as our honorary chair.

 

[Starfish]

Now I am really clenching down on the PEE whole.

 

[KillerMuffin]

PEEce, darlin. Just take a little breath and relax, don't worry about the whole PEE PAC.

 

[riff]

KM is ignoring me. I feel honored.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Oh for PEEte's sake, riff. I still love ya and you know it. You'n me are like two PEEs in a, a, well, in the world. We're tight, man, like that.

 

[Starfish]

riff,

Just ask her to show you her little badge to verify her PEE politics.

 

[riff]

You girls are into goldensports, is that what you are telling me?



heh.

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Some of us are, baby, but we are united in our cause as PEEple who stand for something. We're Pornsurfers against Ellipeses Endangerment. No ... for you.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

What kind of Ellipsis are you talking about?


The kind that...

Did I tell you that I hate that three foot no cock zone rule too?

My SO's got the three-foot-no-cock-zone thing going on, too.. well, it's more like a mile-no-cock-zone. I'm NEVER gonna have two men. EVER. dammit.

 

[Starfish]

I am going to go to PEE right now, and I plan on having fun while I work, but I am sorry, I am not into sports because I don't like to compete with others who are into PEE.

I won't try to get others to come and join me at PEE, because I am not a solicitor for PEE either. I will ask about PEE, and love to watch PEE, but I won't seek others to join PEE.

I will only stand up for PEE when it needs it and right now seems to be the time for standing up for PEE.

 

[riff]

Your asses are getting too cryptic for my unassuming ass.

 

[alexandraaah]

km...i just wanted 2 tell u that i think u r gr8.

i have 2....go now.

c u later!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Bitch.

You know that everyone is coPEEing your lips these days.

 

[alexandraaah]

Just 4 U, muff...

http://www.theonion.com/onion3535/ask_a_chatroom.html

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[riff]

I'll never get to do, KM. It's obvious now. LOL

KM! It was the best of times, the worst of times.....

Long live the Studmuffin! May he forever beat your womb. With his pecker, of course.