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[BrainyBeauty]

More teenage silly fun!

3 Questions To Tell You About Your Personality

"Here's something fun to do, but you must follow the directions closely and not cheat, okay? Warning! Take the quiz as you read - there are only 3 questions, and if you scan all the way to the end before finishing you won't get the honest results! Don't cheat. Scroll slowly and do each exercise. Don't look ahead. Get pencil and paper and write it down. You will need it at the end. This is an honest quiz that will tell you about your trueself.Enjoy!"

-Arrange the following 5 animals according to your preference:

Cow Tiger Sheep Horse Monkey

-Write one word to describe each of the following:

Dog Cat Rat Coffee Ocean

-Think of somebody (who also knows you) that you can relate to thefollowing colorslease don't repeat your answer twice. Name only one person foreach color.

Yellow Orange Red White Green


Are you done?? Make sure your answers are what you TRULY feel.......Last chance............See interpretations below:

This will define your priorities in life

Cow means career Tiger means pride Sheep means love (not that kind of love you Lit perverts!!!) Horse means family Monkey means money

Your description of Dog implies your own personality
Your description of Cat implies your partner's personality
Your description of Rat implies your enemy's personality
Your description of Coffee is how you interpret sex
Your description of Ocean implies your own life


Yellow - somebody who will never forget you
Orange - someone whomyou can consider as your real friend
Red - someone you really love
White - your soul mate
Green - a person whom you will always remember for the rest of your life.

 

[alexander tzara]

Hmn. Interesting. According to this test I think sex is a beverage and I really love my maths teacher.

 

[Tabby432]

The Results...

My priorities: pride, money, family, love, and career.
My personality: pet
Partners: sly (he certainly is, I don't have one)
Enemy: scavanger
Sex: ambrosia
My life: beautiful
You don't know the people so I won't bore you.

That was interesting.

 

[Gaucho]

How do I get into these things?

Oh, all right. What the hell.

In order:

Pride, Family, Love, Career, Money (No wonder I'm broke)

I'm faithful
My partner is independent
My enemy is a scavenger
I like my sex HOT (Phew! What a relief that was)
I consider my own life to be deep (Oh, brother!)

As for the colors, let me just say that I matched them up against 5 board members that I know (and who know me) and, well, DAMN!

Just DAMN!

Thanks for the opportunity to feel like a teeny bopper again, BB.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Oh my God! My mom is my soul mate!

Where did I lay those sharp pointy sticks?

And my highest priority is money? Then how come I have none of it?

 

[Gaucho]

Psst! Ollie! Don't tell anybody, but you were one of my colors.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Ummmmmmm... I was "red", wasn't I?.

I think my answers qualify me for full-scale psychiatric institutionalization. According to this questionnaire:

My personality is "barking"
My partner's personality is "purring"
My enemy's personality is "dirty"
I think sex is "black"
My life is "wet"

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Gaucho]

Ummmmmmm... I was "red", wasn't I?.

Shhhhhh! You don't want Whisper to find out, do you?

 

[Nicole]

Cow means career Tiger means pride Sheep means love (not that kind of love you Lit perverts!!!) Horse means family Monkey means money

Okay so I got ... Pride, love, career, family, money.

Your description of Dog implies your own personality Friendly
Your description of Cat implies your partner's personality Superior (don't tell him he'll kill me)
Your description of Rat implies your enemy's personality Okay don't laugh ... Squeaky
Your description of Coffee is how you interpret sex Hot
Your description of Ocean implies your own life Relaxing (could someone tell me why it isn't LOL)


Yellow - somebody who will never forget you Rosebud
Orange - someone whom you can consider as your real friend Angelique
Red - someone you really love my Best friend Trina
White - your soul mate Havoc How did this work out? I picked white beacuse he puts me in my Calm zone, and it turns out it's for soul mate WOW
Green - a person whom you will always remember for the rest of your life. My son

Okay this was cool ... got any more???

 

[genderbender]

And my highest priority is money?

Hi stranger!

Why am I not surprised?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Why am I not surprised?

I'm not sure. Is it because support for a hefty tax cut is always synonymous with greed? You tell me.

 

[DarlingBri]

ROFL! Sex is...

My priorities are: pride, family, career, love, money

My personality is BIG
My partner is CUDDLY
My enemy is NASTY
My life is WET
Sex is REQUIRED!

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Roger, I mean alexander, that gave me a hearty belly laugh. When I have thought of my old math teachers I saw red all right. But it wasn't love!

Tabby- loved the 'sly' answer!

CB- At least it's better than your 'nasty horoscopes' results! lol

GB- Hey! You didn't give us your answers!

Ollie! Oliver Oedipus Clozoff!!! Come here this instant! And stop running with a sharp pointy stick in your hand. Do you want to put an eye out? I said come here right now. And give mommy a great big hug. And kiss. A big, wet juicy kiss.

Gaucho, I like your answers! They are so much better than mine which are:

Pride family career money and love.

my personality = playful
my partner's personality = quiet
my enemy = disgusting
sex= required (Hey Darling Bri we said the same thing! Great minds think alike? lol)
my life = exhilarating

Why, yes Nicole. I DO have more! Here. This one is a bit more serious, yet interesting just the same. (Note to self, pop $5 in the mail to Australia to the wiggly one for giving me such a great segue!)

I got 42 points on this. I can live with that assessment.

Corporate Personality Test

This is a real test given by the Human Relations Dept at many of the major corporations today. It helps them get a better insight concerning their employees and potential employees. It's only 10 simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper, keeping track of your letter answers. Ready? Begin:

1. When do you feel your best?
(a) in the morning
(b) during the afternoon & early evening
(c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
(a) fairly fast, with long steps.
(b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps.
(c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face.
(d) less fast, head down.
(e) very slowly.

3. When talking to people you...
(a) stand with your arms folded?
(b) have your hands clasped?
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips?
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking?
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair?

4. When relaxing, you sit with...
(a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side.
(b) your legs crossed.
(c) your legs stretched out or straight.
(d) one leg curled under you.

5. When something really amuses you, you respond with...
(a) a big, appreciative laugh.
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one.
(c) a quiet chuckle.
(d) a sheepish smile.

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...
(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you.
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know.
(c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard ,concentrating hard, and you're interrupted. Do you..
(a) welcome the break?
(b) feel extremely irritated?
(c) vary between these two extremes?

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?
(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie...
(a) stretched out on your back.
(b) stretched out face down on your stomach.
(c) on your side, slightly curled.
(d) with your head on one arm.
(e) with your head under the covers.

10. You often dream that you are...
(a) falling.
(b) fighting or struggling.
(c) searching for something or somebody.
(d) flying or floating.
(e) you usually have dreamless sleep.
(f) your dreams are always pleasant.

Now, assign yourself points for each of your answers, and write down the total:
1. (a) 2(b) 4(c) 6
2. (a) 6(b) 4(c) 7(d) 2(e) 1
3. (a) 4(b) 2(c) 5(d) 7(e) 6
4. (a) 4(b) 6(c) 2(d) 1
5. (a) 6(b) 4(c) 3(d) 5(e) 2
6. (a) 6(b) 4(c) 2
7. (a) 6(b) 2(c) 4
8. (a) 6(b) 7(c) 5(d) 4(e) 3(f) 2(g) 1
9. (a) 7(b) 6(c) 4(d) 2(e) 1
10. (a) 4(b) 2(c) 3(d) 5(e) 6(f) 1

Now add up the total number of points you received for your answers.

OVER 60 POINTS:
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS:
Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions,though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS:
Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.

31 TO 40 POINTS:
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest... Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

21 TO 30 POINTS:
Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. It'd really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your careful nature.

UNDER 21 POINTS:
People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,someone who needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those who know you well know that you aren't.

 

[Mistress]

Ya know, mine is alittle fucked up! lol
I'm not even going to repeat my answers here lol!

 

[Mistress]

OVER 60 POINTS:
Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

Hey, thats not me!!!!

 

[DarlingBri]

It's not an indicator of what you're like, but of how other people see you.

So you can't really say it's not you. You will never know how others truly percieve you. Yikes!

It's an interesting little test. It can give some insight into something we very rarely get a view on. It also gives us the chance to reconsider our actions and attitudes if we're uncomfortable with the results.

Thanks for posting it, BrainyBeauty

 

[Mistress]

Am I vain and self centered? I mean..I know I'm better then everyone else but, thats just because I hate people! pouts

 

[Canadian Tongue]

I scored 34.

31 TO 40 POINTS:
Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest... Not a person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever broken.

Sounds about right to me.

 

[Mistress]

LOL! I had scored at 94....

 

[Mistress]

Canadian Tongue

Yep that is you, give me a snuggle my Canadian Bear! Snuggles tight!

 

[Canadian Tongue]

Yep..That's you!

Covers his head and runs away

 

[DarlingBri]

Am I vain and self centered? I mean..I know I'm better then everyone else but, thats just because I hate people! pouts

Do you get extra points for answering your own questions? P

You should roll on over to the Truth or Dare thread and share your purity score with us... I'm desperately seeking someone more perverted than I am to share their Weirdness scores!

 

[Mistress]

OH! You are gonna get it now! You ought to be lucky ICQ is not working..hmm wait..how bout I call you and bitch you out? LOL! Smacks ya in the back of your head HARD!

 

[Mistress]

Hmm never been a fan of truth and dare lol..I might checkit out hehe