p_p_man
The 'Euro' European
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- Feb 18, 2001
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Joke 1: The attractive young woman was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong idea about me," she said between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of girl!" "I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her. "You're the first one," she gulped. "The first one to make love to you?" he asked. "No!" she replied. "The first one to believe me."
Joke 2: The barmaid had a reputation for being a snobbish little tease. The guys kept flirting with her, but she kept up the cold facade. Finally she agreed to a deal with Ralph: "OK. I'll do it. But there are two conditions. First, it'll cost you five hundred bucks. But second, it will be free if I hear bells ringing and see lights flashing during the act. The bartender can hold the money." At closing time the next evening, Ralph and four of his friends each handed the bartender a crisp hundred dollar bill, and then they gang-banged her on the pinball machine.
Joke 3: A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form that he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
Joke 2: The barmaid had a reputation for being a snobbish little tease. The guys kept flirting with her, but she kept up the cold facade. Finally she agreed to a deal with Ralph: "OK. I'll do it. But there are two conditions. First, it'll cost you five hundred bucks. But second, it will be free if I hear bells ringing and see lights flashing during the act. The bartender can hold the money." At closing time the next evening, Ralph and four of his friends each handed the bartender a crisp hundred dollar bill, and then they gang-banged her on the pinball machine.
Joke 3: A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all aspects of the tricky subject. When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment form that he had brought home from school and said, "Yes, but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"
