grey228
#TeamSneed
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Collected b.s. from sites I surf. Use 'em as seeds if you want. I certainly can't.
3rd Seed:
Met this girl at GameStop a while ago for the Left 4 Dead 2 midnight launch. We were both wearing the same Left 4 Dead shirt. We started talking, but not much came of it. I revealed that I was not buying L4D2 that night, and she just started giggling. I ended up getting whatever the other game was that night (Assassin's Creed 2?) I also left her with my bag of animal crackers, which she loves apparently.
That was one year ago.
I tried to find this girl on facespace, but to no avail. Then, one day, a few days back, I see a girl that looks just like her comment on a friend of mine's status. I check it out, and lo, it's her. I message her and say "Hey, remember me? I gave you my animal crackers at that midnight launch at gamestop? I found you!".
She replies "Yeah! That was awesome!" or something along those lines. We get to talking, and we decide to meet up after work at her second job, waitressing at a diner.
After we met up at the diner, we went to the movies the next day. Twice (The Social Network, then Jackass 3D at midnight). I later learned that she attempted to hold my hand, but me being a social fucktard meant that I didn't get the hint. The night ended uneventfully.
The next day, she asks me if I want to go out and get milkshakes with her. We do this, and end up staying in the diner until 6:30, just talking about random shit. I learn, at this point, that she plays World of Warcraft and is in the Cataclysm beta. She loves it. After leaving the diner, we go to a park. We start getting closer, and we when we go back to my truck, we sit and listen to various music. We're getting very comfortable with each other at this point. It's like 8:00 AM, and we're both heavily deprived of sleep.
She just goes on and kisses me. BAM -- FIRST KISS. We start making out for a while (her doing most of the kissing since I'm fairly new to the experience). She clearly wants to get more into it, but since we're parked in plain view at a park in the early morning, she seems hesitant. It's also at this point that she reveals that she has work at 11:00 AM, which is an hour from now at this point. I go "HOLY" and I insist she get some rest. We go our separate ways.
That night (meaning last night), she brings up something that she had wanted to do earlier, but couldn't due to time constraints. She wants to "go on an adventure", meaning star-gazing at a local airfield. This idea sounds just alright with me, so we leave for it at about 12:00 midnight last night and get there about a half hour later.
The airfield is secluded as fuck. Also, it's fucking cold. But we walk out to the middle of the strip and lay down a few blankets. We start cuddling, looking at the sky. Then the making out happens again.
Honestly, at this point, I can't tell you how one thing led to another, but I do remember the events:
- She gets on top of me (still fully clothed). Starts grinding on me. BAM -- FIRST DRYHUMP
- We do the dry-hump thing, mostly because it would be ridiculous to take our clothes off in this weather. Also, neither of us have a condom. Regardless, the dry-humping is apparently enough to get her off. I said "really?" and she said "well, it's not ideal, but it's enough to get me off." BAM -- FIRST ALLEGED ORGASM.
- We realize that the dry humping is hurting us both, so we strip down to our underwear. She takes off her bra. BAM -- FIRST SET OF BOOBS PLAYED WITH.
- I say "I've always wanted to perform oral sex on a girl" and she is hesitant because she did not expect to be doing this and did not shave her vagina. I don't give a fuck, but I limit myself to fingering her. BAM -- FIRST FINGERING. This led to her first orgasm (so she claims). BAM -- SECOND ALLEGED ORGASM.
- We stop for a while, and she takes off her last remaining piece of clothing; her panties. She keeps saying "Oh GOD I wish we had a condom. You'd be AMAZING" and I'm giggling to myself because this is awesome. Finger her again, this time with my middle and ring finger. BAM -- THIRD ALLEGED ORGASM.
- At this point, we're both fully naked out in the freezing cold, under two blankets. She cools down from her last orgasm, starts playing with my penis. Gives me a sort of handjob, tells me "I want to put it in me, just for a second" and I'm hesitant this time. I'm not sure how long I can last without coming in her because this is my first time. I agree to only putting it in her for a second. I put it in her. Best feeling ever. BAM -- FIRST UNPROTECTED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
- I start fucking her, and she's clearly enjoying it, and I realize that I'm not a premature ejaculator, because I haven't prematurely ejaculated yet. Smashing gets harder and harder. I start playing with her clitoris (which she had to point out to me) and she, once again, climaxes. BAM -- FOURTH ALLEGED ORGASM.
And then we decided that it was too fucking cold. We put out clothes back on, went back to my truck, and she says "I have a feeling we're going to have a lot of fun." I agree with her.
I did not come once during this encounter. I did get some mild rug-burn on the left side of my shaft, however.
The only unverifiable part of this story is if she actually came four times. If she didn't, she's a very good actress.
1st Seed:
One night my older sister came home drunk and passed out on the couch. She had stripped down to her t-shirt and panties. I watched her for a bit and just couldn't resist. First I touched her boob like I was trying to wake her up just incase she woke. But she was out. I started to part her legs some and she just inhaled deeply. Then I played with her pussy fora bit over the panties and nothing from her. I dont' know if it was the hormones or what but I risked sticking a finger in her, just up to the first knuckle. She moaned and I pulled out real quick and ran downstairs to my room and masturbated furiously. She's now married with a son but I look at this dude and think to myself "I was there before you man".
One night my older sister came home drunk and passed out on the couch. She had stripped down to her t-shirt and panties. I watched her for a bit and just couldn't resist. First I touched her boob like I was trying to wake her up just incase she woke. But she was out. I started to part her legs some and she just inhaled deeply. Then I played with her pussy fora bit over the panties and nothing from her. I dont' know if it was the hormones or what but I risked sticking a finger in her, just up to the first knuckle. She moaned and I pulled out real quick and ran downstairs to my room and masturbated furiously. She's now married with a son but I look at this dude and think to myself "I was there before you man".
2nd Seed:
Background Story
It all happened last Saturday. I go to a college where football is what you would call a gigantic deal. We had an early kickoff Saturday so I woke up bright and early to pregame thing with my group of friends, so when I get into the game...I'm talkative to say the least.
As anyone who has ever had student tickets at a major university, you know that the seating is often screwed up. So when I walk in with my friends, I'm the last in line and have to sit in a completely different section for the first half (I stole someone's seat for the second).
But in the first half I was seated by these two relatively attractive (one was definitely good looking even by (this site's) standards for black chicks. The other...well, you know which one was the attractive friend. But was still a 5 or so) black chicks. And, being drunk and all, I strike up a conversation..and do the whole celebrate together thing when we score. Exchanged pleasantries and such, but nothing too concrete or in depth.
Then, at the end of the first half, I say my goodbyes and head over to hang with my friends...thinking I'll never see the girls again...
The Prequel to Coital
...I was wrong.
That night I continued my debauchery at a relatively popular fraternity house. By the time I was ready to head back to my apartment on the drunk bus...I was loaded. Even more so than before the game.
So...anyway, I'm on the bus back to my apartment and suddenly police are outside of the bus looking for a passenger. Being drunk, underaged (drinking/not fucking), and not too far away from my apartment...I decide it's about damn time for me to walk than stay on the bus. Others followed suit.
About midway through my walk...I had to tinkle as one normally does when they're drunk. So I'm taking my wizz...and I hear two people yelling my name.
Scared, I pee on myself a little..but not enough for anyone to notice.
And...it was the two girls I had met earlier in the night who just so happened to live at the same apartment building I live at.
The Consummation
So, after meeting up with the girls...we talk the entire couple miles back to the apartment until we're at my door...and I'll never forget saying these five words, "Wanna come in and chill?"
All of my roommates were in bed by this time (around 3:30 AM, give or take) so it was just us three in the living room.
I go to our fridge, pull out a bottle of Captain Morgan and we proceed to do a few shots together.
At this point, the more attractive chick and I have a solid vibe going on and are starting to get super touchy-feely.
She starts grabbing my leg and I look into her eyes..and I know something's about to go down.
We start hardcore making out and she's grabbing on my junk almost instantly. Meanwhile the less attractive friend is still sitting there as her friend and I are making out...until the attractive friend (we'll call her Mia from now on) suddenly stops kissing me.
At this point, I'm like WTF...and she straight up, turns her entire body around, grabs the the less attractive friend's (we'll call her Angela) head and starts hardcore making out with her.
Both turned on and extremely confused, I sit there and stare in astonishment as they're escalating nearly every second.
Finally, there's a small window of time where they calm down...and Angela says "let's go to his room"...so Mia grabs my hand and we go to my room.
It starts out with them going back at it. And, by the time they allow little old me to join in, they're already in their bra and panties.
They start taking my pants down as Angela is sucking my dick, I'm getting to know Mia with my fingers if you catch my drift.
Then, Angela says the magic words I had been waiting to hear, "Mia..lick my pussy".
So...Mia is going downtown on Angela, I'm still getting my wood blown by Angela...until my inner monologue says "fuck it" and I pick up Mia's head and she starts blowing the wood.
After a few minutes of this, Mia and I are in our zone. I put it in her and start pounding it Missionary while Mia pleases Angela.
Eventually Angela realizes she's been relegated to the third wheel role and literally pushes me off Mia a little, grabs my junk and puts it in you know.
She's way more freaky than Mia (as you'd expect from the uglier chick), but I knew I had to finish with Mia...so I did a quick few thrusts, acted like I was gonna finish soon..grabbed Mia and proceeded to bang her for the final ten minutes doggy style before she swallowed every last drop.
Background Story
It all happened last Saturday. I go to a college where football is what you would call a gigantic deal. We had an early kickoff Saturday so I woke up bright and early to pregame thing with my group of friends, so when I get into the game...I'm talkative to say the least.
As anyone who has ever had student tickets at a major university, you know that the seating is often screwed up. So when I walk in with my friends, I'm the last in line and have to sit in a completely different section for the first half (I stole someone's seat for the second).
But in the first half I was seated by these two relatively attractive (one was definitely good looking even by (this site's) standards for black chicks. The other...well, you know which one was the attractive friend. But was still a 5 or so) black chicks. And, being drunk and all, I strike up a conversation..and do the whole celebrate together thing when we score. Exchanged pleasantries and such, but nothing too concrete or in depth.
Then, at the end of the first half, I say my goodbyes and head over to hang with my friends...thinking I'll never see the girls again...
The Prequel to Coital
...I was wrong.
That night I continued my debauchery at a relatively popular fraternity house. By the time I was ready to head back to my apartment on the drunk bus...I was loaded. Even more so than before the game.
So...anyway, I'm on the bus back to my apartment and suddenly police are outside of the bus looking for a passenger. Being drunk, underaged (drinking/not fucking), and not too far away from my apartment...I decide it's about damn time for me to walk than stay on the bus. Others followed suit.
About midway through my walk...I had to tinkle as one normally does when they're drunk. So I'm taking my wizz...and I hear two people yelling my name.
Scared, I pee on myself a little..but not enough for anyone to notice.
And...it was the two girls I had met earlier in the night who just so happened to live at the same apartment building I live at.
The Consummation
So, after meeting up with the girls...we talk the entire couple miles back to the apartment until we're at my door...and I'll never forget saying these five words, "Wanna come in and chill?"
All of my roommates were in bed by this time (around 3:30 AM, give or take) so it was just us three in the living room.
I go to our fridge, pull out a bottle of Captain Morgan and we proceed to do a few shots together.
At this point, the more attractive chick and I have a solid vibe going on and are starting to get super touchy-feely.
She starts grabbing my leg and I look into her eyes..and I know something's about to go down.
We start hardcore making out and she's grabbing on my junk almost instantly. Meanwhile the less attractive friend is still sitting there as her friend and I are making out...until the attractive friend (we'll call her Mia from now on) suddenly stops kissing me.
At this point, I'm like WTF...and she straight up, turns her entire body around, grabs the the less attractive friend's (we'll call her Angela) head and starts hardcore making out with her.
Both turned on and extremely confused, I sit there and stare in astonishment as they're escalating nearly every second.
Finally, there's a small window of time where they calm down...and Angela says "let's go to his room"...so Mia grabs my hand and we go to my room.
It starts out with them going back at it. And, by the time they allow little old me to join in, they're already in their bra and panties.
They start taking my pants down as Angela is sucking my dick, I'm getting to know Mia with my fingers if you catch my drift.
Then, Angela says the magic words I had been waiting to hear, "Mia..lick my pussy".
So...Mia is going downtown on Angela, I'm still getting my wood blown by Angela...until my inner monologue says "fuck it" and I pick up Mia's head and she starts blowing the wood.
After a few minutes of this, Mia and I are in our zone. I put it in her and start pounding it Missionary while Mia pleases Angela.
Eventually Angela realizes she's been relegated to the third wheel role and literally pushes me off Mia a little, grabs my junk and puts it in you know.
She's way more freaky than Mia (as you'd expect from the uglier chick), but I knew I had to finish with Mia...so I did a quick few thrusts, acted like I was gonna finish soon..grabbed Mia and proceeded to bang her for the final ten minutes doggy style before she swallowed every last drop.
3rd Seed:
Met this girl at GameStop a while ago for the Left 4 Dead 2 midnight launch. We were both wearing the same Left 4 Dead shirt. We started talking, but not much came of it. I revealed that I was not buying L4D2 that night, and she just started giggling. I ended up getting whatever the other game was that night (Assassin's Creed 2?) I also left her with my bag of animal crackers, which she loves apparently.
That was one year ago.
I tried to find this girl on facespace, but to no avail. Then, one day, a few days back, I see a girl that looks just like her comment on a friend of mine's status. I check it out, and lo, it's her. I message her and say "Hey, remember me? I gave you my animal crackers at that midnight launch at gamestop? I found you!".
She replies "Yeah! That was awesome!" or something along those lines. We get to talking, and we decide to meet up after work at her second job, waitressing at a diner.
After we met up at the diner, we went to the movies the next day. Twice (The Social Network, then Jackass 3D at midnight). I later learned that she attempted to hold my hand, but me being a social fucktard meant that I didn't get the hint. The night ended uneventfully.
The next day, she asks me if I want to go out and get milkshakes with her. We do this, and end up staying in the diner until 6:30, just talking about random shit. I learn, at this point, that she plays World of Warcraft and is in the Cataclysm beta. She loves it. After leaving the diner, we go to a park. We start getting closer, and we when we go back to my truck, we sit and listen to various music. We're getting very comfortable with each other at this point. It's like 8:00 AM, and we're both heavily deprived of sleep.
She just goes on and kisses me. BAM -- FIRST KISS. We start making out for a while (her doing most of the kissing since I'm fairly new to the experience). She clearly wants to get more into it, but since we're parked in plain view at a park in the early morning, she seems hesitant. It's also at this point that she reveals that she has work at 11:00 AM, which is an hour from now at this point. I go "HOLY" and I insist she get some rest. We go our separate ways.
That night (meaning last night), she brings up something that she had wanted to do earlier, but couldn't due to time constraints. She wants to "go on an adventure", meaning star-gazing at a local airfield. This idea sounds just alright with me, so we leave for it at about 12:00 midnight last night and get there about a half hour later.
The airfield is secluded as fuck. Also, it's fucking cold. But we walk out to the middle of the strip and lay down a few blankets. We start cuddling, looking at the sky. Then the making out happens again.
Honestly, at this point, I can't tell you how one thing led to another, but I do remember the events:
- She gets on top of me (still fully clothed). Starts grinding on me. BAM -- FIRST DRYHUMP
- We do the dry-hump thing, mostly because it would be ridiculous to take our clothes off in this weather. Also, neither of us have a condom. Regardless, the dry-humping is apparently enough to get her off. I said "really?" and she said "well, it's not ideal, but it's enough to get me off." BAM -- FIRST ALLEGED ORGASM.
- We realize that the dry humping is hurting us both, so we strip down to our underwear. She takes off her bra. BAM -- FIRST SET OF BOOBS PLAYED WITH.
- I say "I've always wanted to perform oral sex on a girl" and she is hesitant because she did not expect to be doing this and did not shave her vagina. I don't give a fuck, but I limit myself to fingering her. BAM -- FIRST FINGERING. This led to her first orgasm (so she claims). BAM -- SECOND ALLEGED ORGASM.
- We stop for a while, and she takes off her last remaining piece of clothing; her panties. She keeps saying "Oh GOD I wish we had a condom. You'd be AMAZING" and I'm giggling to myself because this is awesome. Finger her again, this time with my middle and ring finger. BAM -- THIRD ALLEGED ORGASM.
- At this point, we're both fully naked out in the freezing cold, under two blankets. She cools down from her last orgasm, starts playing with my penis. Gives me a sort of handjob, tells me "I want to put it in me, just for a second" and I'm hesitant this time. I'm not sure how long I can last without coming in her because this is my first time. I agree to only putting it in her for a second. I put it in her. Best feeling ever. BAM -- FIRST UNPROTECTED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
- I start fucking her, and she's clearly enjoying it, and I realize that I'm not a premature ejaculator, because I haven't prematurely ejaculated yet. Smashing gets harder and harder. I start playing with her clitoris (which she had to point out to me) and she, once again, climaxes. BAM -- FOURTH ALLEGED ORGASM.
And then we decided that it was too fucking cold. We put out clothes back on, went back to my truck, and she says "I have a feeling we're going to have a lot of fun." I agree with her.
I did not come once during this encounter. I did get some mild rug-burn on the left side of my shaft, however.
The only unverifiable part of this story is if she actually came four times. If she didn't, she's a very good actress.
